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#305335 (24/78) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
-!- sycobuny[telnet] [~sycobuny@cloak.hsd1.md.comcast.net] has joined #malkier
< sycobuny[telnet]> hi
< sycobuny[telnet]> it turns out there are no irc clients installed on larry's machine
< sycobuny[telnet]> typing the raw IRC still works though! |
#305444* (?/46) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
pock: I am afraid to tell this girl my feelings
shooter: get wasted then do it
pock: sounds good
smeddy: that's the worst fucking idea
smeddy: that doesn't work
smeddy: HERE'S WHAT YOU DO
smeddy: get yourself a bright colored t-shirt
smeddy: and get "PUSSY EATUH" printed on there real big
pock: lmao
shooter: listen to smeddy he gets bitches |
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kelthar: visual basic? the language where you can paste a novel into visual studio and it recognizes all the words as syntax? |
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<yaMatt> I need to learn vim properly
<ShaneM> Fuck that
<ShaneM> Life is too short |
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<Mahal> The downside of grapefruit/citrus soap, is that when you have a nice drink of grapefruit juice later in the day, your brain asks you why you are trying to eat the products from your shower. |
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<lunaticfish> Ryan, you have a girlfriend with sixpack abs on your bed reading and you are downstairs on the computer why again?
<qaqa> We can't talk now, Ryan
<qaqa> Fish needs you to go fuck |
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<@scoff> All dressed up and no one to +o |
#307129* (?/46) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<rogueclown> two men is slash. two women is femslash. a man and a woman is het.
<myself> My keyboard has a slash and a backslash. Which should I use until unicode defines a femslash?
<rogueclown> myself: easy, it's a %. you know...a slash with some boobies
<rogueclown> a femslash.
<Stormgren> I am never going to look at shift-5 the same againComment: If you don't know what slash fic is... that's fine.
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#307361* (?/58) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MaltheJ> So I'm gonna make a TV-program for children that crosses breakfast and computing...
<MaltheJ> basically it's gonna be about this guy who rides in a buss with talking, omnipoten breakfast serial... It's called the universal serial buss |
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<@Banshee> I like my women like I like my retail stores
< Novice> Full of salesmen? |
#307980 (24/72) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+Stars> man I always feel bad when I install X on a new system :(
<+Stars> it's like I am ruining it |
#309364* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Tak> Also there was this little fat kid
<Tak> who was in there for his first time
<Tak> and he sits down in the holding cell
<Tak> and asks the guy next to him, "is it really as bad in here as they show on TV?"
<Tak> and everyone in the room just stopped talking and looked at him
<Tak> I have NEVER seen anyone hazed so badly
<Tak> Within 10 minutes, they had him believing he was gonna get raped.
<Tak> He only moved around the room with his back against the wall.
<Tak> There was this old junkie in there named Chuck, who just looks like a total rapist, and they told him that chuck likes little white boys.
<Tak> and Chuck is just eying him up and down, then the guy telling him all this shit is telling the kid he will protect him and shit.
<Tak> so he tells the kid to "come here"
<Tak> and the kid just skootches across the floor on his butt toward the guy
<Tak> and everyone just starts laughing so hardComment: Protip: Tak just got out of jail. irc.rubbermallet.org #wtfpwnt
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#309421 (24/46) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<luz> i'm dizzy and it hurts to breathe
<LAMMJohnson> luz: Lay down and stop breathing |
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21:32 --> href (~href@1169wgv.random.sh) has joined #charybdis
21:32 (href) hi
21:35 (Argure) hy
21:46 (Rylai) hi
21:48 (Dustin) hi
21:48 (ChrisAM) hi
21:48 (grawity) hi
21:49 (KindOne) hi
21:59 (HavokOC) hi
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22:05 (Niichan) hi
22:06 (grawity) hi
22:12 (mr_flea) hi
22:30 (KindOne) c-c-c-combo breaker
22:39 (ChrisAM) god damnit KindOne
22:45 (Rylai) god dammit KindOne
22:47 (aji) god dammit KindOne
22:48 (Quora) god dammit KindOne
22:48 (Dustin) god dammit KindOne
22:50 (Argure) god dammit KindOne
22:52 (Aerdan) . |
#309758* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<dioz> 15/f/calgary alberta. any men wanna talk about how much sand i can fit
in a 200 litre deep freeze?
<MrJayPC2> You can fit 200L of sand in :pComment: #cisco
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#309860* (?/48) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
-!- LinearInterpol has quit [Ping timeout: 260 seconds]
<@egrep> We've lost LinearInterpol... :(
<@egrep> He's gone.
<@jrvc> :(
< alt_drone> noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
<@egrep> We... we... we need a replacement...
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<@egrep> ...nope. Not good enough.
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#310355* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+Cidsa> Elevator rape is wrong on so many levels.Comment: #wtfux
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#310842 (24/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<maime> That means nothing to a card carrying makeup whore.
<TheEnigma> You carry a card that says "Makeup Whore" on it?
<maime> No but I like to call myself a card carrying makeup whore when the occassion arises.
<maime> Its difficult to explain.
<TheEnigma> Like right now, for instance.
<maime> Exactly |
#311438 (6/64) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ednos> lol, I accidentally started a flame war in work IRC about the gopher protocol
<ednos> I fucking love this companyComment: they work at red hat
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#311624* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<YelseyKing> Movie Crossovers We Don't Need #9273894673: "Nightmare on 34th Street". |
#311643* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[RjxLAPTOP] i audio taped my shroom experience
[RjxLAPTOP] but when we played the tape back later
[RjxLAPTOP] it was just me saying "
[RjxLAPTOP] er
[RjxLAPTOP] "dude, we should eat THERE"
[RjxLAPTOP] everywhere we went
[RjxLAPTOP] like, every few minutes
<thc\ip> hahaComment: #orkut EFNET
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#386 (25/289) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<_scar_> hm I've been 16 the last 3 years on irc heh |
#806 (25/407) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Snots> If someone don't send me a rom I'll use ping! |
#1229 (25/306) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@SwampGas> THE CHICKEN IS IN THE POT
<@SwampGas> COME IN RED SQUIRREL
<@SwampGas> COOK IT.
<@SwampGas> that's admin code talk
<@SwampGas> "they got illegal files"
<@SwampGas> "delete it" |
#2403 (25/247) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<goh> i've got this itching inside me that tells me i can beat you
<intra> like a vaginal itching?
<goh> intra: yes
<intra> just get some vagasil |
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