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#28307 (27/259) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sumez> Did you fight Ozma?
<Darth-Phenom> Maybe...who's Ozma?
<Sumez> The bad-ass optional big boss
<Darth-Phenom> Where is he?
<Gaffa> Right behind you! |
#31654 (27/285) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
PurgedKel: I don't use google to find racist jokes anymore
PurgedKel: I use bash.[org/cx]/?search |
#32027 (27/221) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
DesertRemix: if i could fucking spell itd be a damn mircale
DesertRemix: ciracle
DesertRemix: ...
DesertRemix: +corrections |
#37283 (27/219) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jester{work}> butt sex is like spinach , if you're forced to eat it when you're a kid you wont like it as an adult. |
#37814 (27/175) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
mkjbOO7: i need to set up an FTP
mkjbOO7: for pictures or chmod shit
Muerlio: kooz i think you may have surpassed my friend asking "whats faster tcp/ip or ftp" |
#38142 (27/159) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<maff> this whole florida thing better not impact my ability to get a tasty glass of juice. |
#40748 (27/177) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<NSA> I hate having sex...
-!- mode/#maddox [+l 94] by Q
<+amcrypt> Why?
<NSA> It's just not fun.
<+amcrypt> ^_________________^
<NSA> OH shit.
<NSA> Wrong window
<NSA> FUCK
<NSA> I thought this was #christian
<NSA> bash that and I will rip your face off |
#47207 (27/111) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
TriaVox: cd .pron
TriaVox: .. wrong window
UmInAsHoE: lol
TriaVox: oh yeah. dammit i fuckin forgot i didnt set up x yet
TriaVox: MAN THAT SUCKS |
#48311 (27/311) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fufie> besides, I mostly shoot homeless ;)Comment: fufie is a phographer...
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#57445 (27/329) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ozzybard> i had to get a new hdd today because the old one died on monday. Been so busy it has taken me this long to getting around to proving it
<lightguard> does it have porn on it yet?
<lightguard> i am of firm belief that all new hard drives should come with porn
<lightguard> it saves time, cause it's only going to end up on there later anyway
<ozzybard> that is probably why my old drive died... no porn
<lightguard> it has been conclusively proven that the life of the drive is directly related to the amount of porn on the drive
<lightguard> its like viagra for hardware :D
<Pyah-pyah> The more porn, the higher the chance of the drive crashing and consequently losing all that porn?
<lightguard> no, oddly enough.
<Pyah-pyah> That is odd
<lightguard> porn seems to have an effect on the stability of your system
<lightguard> for optimal running of windows XP, i recommend all Dell PC's be shipped with an additional 120gb drive filled with porn. |
#118537 (27/565) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Incandenza> tracklisting of this album sounds awesome
<Incandenza> 1. "It's Complicated Being a Wizard" 23:00
<Incandenza> 2. "Opal Magic" - 0:50
<Incandenza> 3. "Ruby Magic" - 4:04
<Incandenza> 4. "Sapphire Magic" - 2:19
<Incandenza> 5. "Amethyst Magic" - 2:18
<Incandenza> 6. "Emerald Magic" - 2:31
<Incandenza> 7. "Amber Magic" - 3:25
<Incandenza> 8. "Gold Magic" - 2:27
<Incandenza> 9. "Crystal Magic" - 1:27
<Incandenza> 10. "Black Magic" - 3:37 |
#205516 (27/61) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<oktommy> pop culture is getting more and mroe popular |
#295379 (27/53) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Liam> my mate, who I'm sure isnt right in the head, called his dog n*gger
<Liam> He doesnt like taking it for a walk anymore cos it runs off and he doesnt like shouting after it |
#301532* (?/61) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<&Skittles_Goddess> why must everything relate to looking at boobs
* @Foxhill points to his chromosomes
<@Foxhill> look closer
<@Foxhill> loooook closer
<@Foxhill> they're looking down your top |
#301733* (?/53) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CyrixLord> a:\
<CyrixLord> a: you're not the boss of me!
<Kniht> a:\? you still use that?
<CyrixLord> funny you mention that
<CyrixLord> i got a new computer that still had a 3.5
<Kniht> ..new?
<CyrixLord> it was an amd pheremone x4
<CyrixLord> yes hp compaq dc5850 MT
* Kniht holds up a floppy disk in one hand and a 400GB flash drive in the other
<Kniht> the floppy disk is heavier and bigger
<CyrixLord> you don't have a 400GB flash drive
<Kniht> think I have a floppy disk anywhere around here either? |
#302061* (?/65) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hcfd> Oh for fucksake.. girly has been out drinking, and she fell asleep, cheeseburger in hand. In a cute way, of course. Bless.
<Jeff|Laptop> do you have a cat? it may desire the cheeseburger :P
<hcfd> hah, I do not share my home with a cat, though I think that's about to change.
<FuzzyPlushroom> hcfd: Steal the cheeseburger. Leave an "I haz ur cheezburger" note in its place.
<hcfd> Awh, if /only/ she'd get the reference |
#302201* (?/75) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jasonhtml> wth why would they remove the ability to do what u want? O.o
<Eoin> because they want to be apple |
#303035 (27/67) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cotton> Fraz: isn't that the normal way to use #error? :o
<Fraz> well im trying it but im getting an errorComment: efnet #c++
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#304035* (?/51) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
district> eww, NHL :(
DavidC99> '93 and '94 were decent. I didn't like the rest on the SNES.
district> i meant the real NHL...
district> american football sucks
DavidC99> Football? NHL = Hockey.... hmm.
district> ... oh
AB3JU> perhaps he's thinking of the national handegg league |
#304190* (?/49) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+TheAlmightyDuck> You are connecting from the City of Tacoma free wifi. We have received a lot of abuse from this host, and due to that, it is in our blacklist. You will have to connect from a different isp in order to connect to our network.
<+TheAlmightyDuck> THIS IS NOT FREE WIFI
<@Nuk3d> XD
<@peer> I kinda like how their suggestion is use a different ISP
<@peer> like everyone just has a big long list of them lying around the house
<@Nuk3d> yeah
<+TheAlmightyDuck> ikr
<@peer> thats like a doctor walking up to you and saying, "youre dying, use a different heart."Comment: GeekShed blacklisted my city on their network
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#305271* (?/55) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<steelemix> @wz hell
<+Giga> steelemix: Current weather for Hell, MI | Temperature: 27°F / -3°C (Wind Chill: 20°F / -7°C)
<&Biiaru> steelemix: looks like hell froze over |
#305684* (?/55) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Gary13579> I think my dishwasher is mentally retarded
<Gary13579> I started it FOUR HOURS ago
<Gary13579> It's still on the first stage
<Mr_Rabies> did you try speaking to her in spanish |
#306009* (?/55) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Me> Did you hear that? She said that was their first fight!
<James> So?
<Me> So, they're engaged and that's their FIRST fight? We had our first fight on our second date.
<James> Thats because you're a bitch.Comment: Husband and wife watch Damages
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#306445* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<alexandrite> My uncle died of backslashitis. It was tragic. He tried to escape his grave |
#307004* (?/53) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-!- Novice [80@FOO-5BA436D3.eastlink.ca] has joined #hn
<@Mr_Shifty> mornin Novy
<@Mr_Shifty> you're just in time
< Novice> Oh!?
< Novice> Breakfast?
<@Mr_Shifty> Sure
<@Mr_Shifty> Breakfast.
<@Mr_Shifty> That works too.
* Mr_Shifty takes off his goggles and puts the plunger behind the sofa.
* Mr_Shifty removes his hazmat suit |
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