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#306796* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
--> You are now talking on #uk_goffs
--- Topic for #uk_goffs is DONGS
--- Topic for #uk_goffs set by greap at Thu Jul 01 17:26:16 2010
<Valtieri> #uk_goffs: Same Great Topic for 59 'Straight' Weeks
<Maud> yup
<Maud> ain't broke, don't fix it.
<siani_htc> that's what i usually say about dongs.Comment: irc.netgoth.org.uk
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#306811* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Gwendolyn> i was playing with organic mascara to see if it wouldnt irritate my eyes
<Oro|Moving> ugh read that as orgasmic mascara
<Gwendolyn> its very orgasmic xD
<Oro|Moving> haha
<platnicat> Oro|Moving: Me too XP
<Gwendolyn> eye orgies =w=
<Oro|Moving> OHGOD
<Eligos> Still want to market edible mascara
<Gwendolyn> "what? my eye is twitching? nono its just having an orgasm because of my amasing mascara"Comment: #furaffinity on FurNet
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#306920* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DrBoweNur> I swear, I'm losing my fucking mind tonight
<awweaver> What do you mean, "tonight"
<awweaver> i know for a fact you lost it last tuesday
<DrBoweNur> Do you happen to know where I've placed it?
<tips48> I've got to go soon
<awweaver> No, sorry. Not my job to watch it, that was Dinnerbone
<DrBoweNur> Drats. |
#306953* (?/47) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Trizero> FUCK YOU I WOULD IF I COULD
<@Dudicus> Wouldn't we all Trizero ?
<@Dudicus> I'd download a Ford GT
<@Dudicus> But damn if a normal car is 635TB worth of shit I don't want to know what a Ford GT would be
<@ALLCERPS> at least a petabyte |
#306973* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kazeknightt> hmm..keen
<Kazeknightt> your expert opinion
<keen> ?
<Kazeknightt> should i force the clamp on the heatsink/fan down even though i'm going to have to pry the motherfucker off because of how tight it is?
<Kazeknightt> seriously feels like at the 1/3rd point i'm gonna snap the mount
<keen> yep
<keen> push it down all the way
<keen> if it snaps, take it back
<Kazeknightt> i can't
<WARGAMES> ....that would scare me to do that
<Kazeknightt> mount is mobo
* Kazeknightt Quit (Client Quit)
<keen> it's always really tight the first time
<keen> but you'll get it, don't worry
<keen> and when you finally get it down you'll find it didn't take long at all before you're overwhelmed with joy at your accomplishment
<WARGAMES> stills cary
<WARGAMES> scary
<WARGAMES> I once broke a bathroom towe handle off the wall
* Kazeknightt has joined #earthro
<Kazeknightt> with a little finesse
<LichKing> ?
<LichKing> oh got it on?
<Kazeknightt> push on it a little bit, give it a little slack, inch it some more, push a little more, give more slack, go over half way point, then it was clear
<Kazeknightt> push on the bracket that is, not the heatsink XD
<keen> and when you finally get it down you'll find it didn't take long at all before you're overwhelmed with joy at your accomplishment
<Deviantis> [18:05] <keen> it's always really tight the first time
<Deviantis> ;O
<Kazeknightt> ...rofl
<Waka> lol
<WARGAMES> ....
<keen> this is that talk they told you about in school
<keen> about the bits and the beeps
<WARGAMES> for me it was seeing a triceratops put a horn in a t-rex's belly
<WARGAMES> back then it was "....what is this weird pants thing *watches again* o_0"
<WARGAMES> and that was before I was 8 or 10
<keen> ...
<WARGAMES> the more you know about my childhood
<Kazeknightt> ... |
#307061* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Klarth> A vagina is a both a highly constructive and destructive force. |
#307088* (?/45) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Shade> LOL
<@Shade> My sister just walked in on me wanking.
<~intelminer> Oh dear
<@MadManMarkAu> *snerk*
<@MadManMarkAu> "Oh, need a hand there?"
<~intelminer> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<@Shade> XDDDD
<@Shade> I was sitting at my computer, she just barged in and turned white as a sheet as she realised what I was covering with my shirt.
<@MadManMarkAu> lawl
<@MadManMarkAu> That's classic
<@Shade> Fuck yeah, the look on her face was priceless.
* ~intelminer snerks
<@Shade> I just grinned and she bolted.
<@MadManMarkAu> Haha, not the reaction she expected, I assume
<@Shade> Lol, probably not. Get this, she didn't actually notice it at first, somehow.
<@Shade> When I flicked my shirt over it, that's when she looked.
<@MadManMarkAu> Aaaah
<@Shade> XD
<@MadManMarkAu> I've done much the same
<@MadManMarkAu> Brother walked in, but I leant forwards in time, and it was more or less dark
<@MadManMarkAu> Had a 15 minute conversation with him, while my wang was hanging out
<@MadManMarkAu> Most stressful conversation ever
<@Shade> Once my dad walked in just as I started to orgasm.
<@Shade> I sorta chucked my dick down and threw my shirt over it, and got jizz all over my shirt and the floor. |
#307093* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Gil> i am so FUCKING stupid
<quazzi> ^^
<beast09> what happened? ^^
<quazzi did you wake up in a bathtub full of ice, missing another kidney?
<Gil> i just (allegedly) had a negligent discharge in my house about 2 hours ago
<Gil> shot straight through my wall and into my neighbors house
<quazzi> well... at least you have both your kidneys
<Gil> o_O |
#307100* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< o11c> You know, there's a de facto rule on (parts of) the internet: treat everyone as worthy of respect until they prove themselves otherwise
< truepurple> ollc, I have not proven otherwise, and if you disagree, then your wisdom is impaired
< truepurple> Insulting jackass |
#307162* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Sammael> .fml
< Internets> [fml #4994596] Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML
<+Sammael> .mlia
<+Sammael> WTF
<+Sammael> DAMN IT
<%Underdose> your life isn't awesome
<%Underdose> deal with it |
#307195* (?/53) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[16:48] <andreasr> a russian speaking british is funny
[16:48] <theplic> yea like hes drinking vodka and having fish n chips at the same time xD |
#307196* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@susan> it's not like tetrachromats are running around like PURPLE IS NASTY
<Deis|Two> purple is delicious
<Deis|Two> I still think the kid in that sunny d commercial chose poorly |
#307209* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
lowbacca1977: queen mary on a thursday night aught to be nice and quiet
lowbacca1977: except for the screams of the damned
voyeuristicangel: one of these days ill get on that ship
voyeuristicangel: i've heard great things about it
lowbacca1977: it's pretty cool
voyeuristicangel: i've been right outside it, does that count lol
lowbacca1977: if that logic worked, i have lots of sex |
#307256* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kasm279|Away> fell like shit
<Kasm279|Away> slept through alarm
<Kasm279|Away> staying home from school
<No_One> Go back to bed, try again.
<Kasm279|Away> No_One: lol
*jualseta hugs Kasm
<jualseta> feel better?
<Kasm279|Away> jualseta: thanks but I need a hug from someone else ):
<Kasm279|Away> who I missed by an hour
<No_One> That "special" hug from your bus driver?Comment: #chat (Rizon)
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#307271* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Brunez> Can anyone take out that BlackBrunez
<Zenothist> well, I'll see what I can get out of it
<Brunez> ?
<Brunez> I had a little problem with my IRC
*** Speeder kicked BlackBrunez from the channel: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.
*** Zenothist kicked Brunez from the channel: Brunez
<Speeder> LOL
<Speeder> IDIOT
<Speeder> LOL
<Zenothist> wait
<Zenothist> oh
<Speeder> I laughed.
<Zenothist> goddamn
<Jargalhurts> lolol
* @Graion|Away claps hands
<Zenothist> shut up Graion, you're away
* Jargalhurts can't stop lauqhing
<Zenothist> you can't revel in my ineptitude
<Zenothist> : <
<Graion|Away> I didn't saya sinle word yet. :p
<Zenothist> you said two
<Zenothist> claps
<Zenothist> and hands
<Zenothist> and I like neither of those |
#307275* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< home> hi
< home> what can I leran fro the mana world?
< home> I am interested in creating an mmorpg. myself
< Anonycat> if you want to attract lots of people, add lots and lots of hats |
#307278* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< o11c> it's kind of annoying that I can only see the IP list when choosing a single post
<~Freeyorp> phpbb system is a pain to deal with
<~Freeyorp> It says a lot that there are some operations I'd rather just query the database for directly |
#307401* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Thetawaves> good thing you don't have a girlfriend
<toraton> Also, I have a pseudo-girlfriend, Thetawaves
<toraton> pseudo-girlfriend doesn't control me in any way
<toraton> ;)
<edf> Surely a quasi-girlfriend? A pseudo-girlfriend you could make out of gum and sinkhole pubes |
#307446* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Lupes> Hey guys I heard you like java so I did it like this
< Lupes> int[][] lolJava = new int[1][2];
< []> derp.
-!- [] is now known as int[1][2]
* int[1][2] feels new. |
#307452* (?/61) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Jenna: I wish to lick your body sensually
mary: oh my :x
Jenna: it's okay because i'm a girl too
Jenna: that doesn't make me a pervert
Kieran: :|
Jenna: that makes me hot
mary: you could be a lesbian
mary: wouldn't make you any less of a perv lol
Jenna: I'm actually into both penie penie love touch and thrusty thrusty booby lusty
Jenna: As they call it in Britain
mary: lol i've never heard anyone call anything that hahaha
mary: >.<
Jenna: ；Ｄ　you'll be calling all sorts of new things with meComment: Skype conversation...
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#307463* (?/57) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[]eyes> any servers??????????????????????????
<NameUser> Dude
<NameUser> I think you need more question marks
<NameUser> >_>
<[]eyes> any server???????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????
<NameUser> ...Comment: Official Terraria IRC (#terraria on IronDust)
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#307495* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<spacecloth> Oh, I ought to take one of those things that you put on the end of SCSI busses.
<spacecloth> and connect in 120V
<spacecloth> that way, I'll have
* spacecloth sunglasses
<spacecloth> a SCSI terminator.
<spacecloth> >.>
<iagainsti> YEAAAAAAHHHHHH |
#307525* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@hackess> Mint 11 on my left, Julia to my right. here I am, stuck in the middle of GNU. |
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<DellGuy> i need to find "nice" clothes for the gathering tonight
<DellGuy> ok
<Infernus> gathering?
<Infernus> cannibal corpse tshirt
<Infernus> army boots
<Infernus> black pants
<DellGuy> i must go to church tonight
<Infernus> oh
<Infernus> lol
<DellGuy> rofl cannibal corpse shirt + church
<Infernus> imagine the reactiosn if you folllowed my blind advice xD |
#307604* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
-!- Crazytales is now known as USA
< USA> -setbday 07/04/1776
<%Cat> You're 236 years old, USA? I find that hard to believe. |
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