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This quote has been fermenting for 14 years and has been voted on 45 times.
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<@Shade> LOL
<@Shade> My sister just walked in on me wanking.
<~intelminer> Oh dear
<@MadManMarkAu> *snerk*
<@MadManMarkAu> "Oh, need a hand there?"
<~intelminer> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<@Shade> XDDDD
<@Shade> I was sitting at my computer, she just barged in and turned white as a sheet as she realised what I was covering with my shirt.
<@MadManMarkAu> lawl
<@MadManMarkAu> That's classic
<@Shade> Fuck yeah, the look on her face was priceless.
* ~intelminer snerks
<@Shade> I just grinned and she bolted.
<@MadManMarkAu> Haha, not the reaction she expected, I assume
<@Shade> Lol, probably not. Get this, she didn't actually notice it at first, somehow.
<@Shade> When I flicked my shirt over it, that's when she looked.
<@MadManMarkAu> Aaaah
<@Shade> XD
<@MadManMarkAu> I've done much the same
<@MadManMarkAu> Brother walked in, but I leant forwards in time, and it was more or less dark
<@MadManMarkAu> Had a 15 minute conversation with him, while my wang was hanging out
<@MadManMarkAu> Most stressful conversation ever
<@Shade> Once my dad walked in just as I started to orgasm.
<@Shade> I sorta chucked my dick down and threw my shirt over it, and got jizz all over my shirt and the floor.
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