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#309017* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hans_Henrik> no idea what's on mint.com
<Hans_Henrik> hmm
<Moon_Doggy> the delete all from sender with option to block all future emails is nice
<Hans_Henrik> when they say "its free", do they mean free trial?
<Moon_Doggy> no free free
<Hans_Henrik> hmm ok
<akaseki> it's a place where you can see exactly why you're broke now
<akaseki> with nice piecharts and graphs
<Hans_Henrik> i could need that
<akaseki> depresses the crap out of me |
#309093* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
YellowOnion: Facebook chat is like a hexagonal wheel made for a special track, but they keep getting the lengths wrong |
#309143* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Huijari> i just love big-endian utf-16
*** Huijari was kicked from #imgurians by neutrak (fuck you too) |
#309263* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Jukor> So this bar I went to last night had like a dozen arcade games in it and is themed as a "gamebar"
<@Jukor> They had a Neo-Geo with World Heroes 2 on it... the old "DON'T DO DRUGS!" splashscreens from the 90s
<@Jukor> was amusing seeing that at a bar |
#309365* (?/57) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tatari> Mad props to america for trying to blow up people who do physical exercise
<Tatari> I wouldn't expect anything lessComment: (regarding the Boston Marathon bombing, April 2013)
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#309570* (?/17) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Frostypants> Using a proprietary kernel module that's a blog doesn't compromise the GPL, but some projects avoid that.
< Jaxad0127> Why would you put a blog in the kernel? O_o
< Frostypants> oops, blob.
< Jaxad0127> :-P
< Frostypants> thinko :)
< Jaxad0127> Would the kernel blog about system errors, or something?
* o11c would certainly avoid a kernel with binary blogs
< Jaxad0127> "Dear readers, today I had trouble reading from a corrupted FS...." |
#309606* (?/17) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Abdominal_Snowman> because I am a pure right-brainer and can't do math
<Abdominal_Snowman> so I'm doing what I'm good at, and that's milhist
<necKro> military history involves a lot of numbers but it's mainly subtracting |
#309670* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
paul: Haha. I wish. Unfortunately the boat isn't capable of movement. We're moored to the pavement.
alex: sounds like a pretty non functional boat
mike: it floats on pavement?
paul: Nope. There's water under there and everything.
mike: so it would sink on pavement?
paul: ...Possibly?
paul: I'm not entirely sure how to answer that.
shelby: *facepalm* |
#309711* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Madgod> So I was at the XYZ facilities right
<Madgod> There's this one chick production worker they just took on.
<Madgod> Solemnly convinced the US government has had diplomatic relations with an alien species for the last century and is keeping it from us.
<Madgod> I don't know how to deal with this. |
#309746* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gates> oh the real channel
<gates> feels good to be home
<gates> no splits
<nawcom>My name is sasuke. I am self-sufficient. I literally consume my own mouth. I am a dry cleaner in tokyo. Just this week, i have cleaned over three dozen of these semen-stained 'waifu' pillows. This madness must stop.
<gates> amazing.
<hack> lol |
#309773* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@DrtySOUTH> My friend Jason got deployed to Afghanistan.
<@DrtySOUTH> He left on Monday.
<@YelseyKing> Damn.
<@DrtySOUTH> Before he left, he left a bunch of bags behind.
<@DrtySOUTH> I assumed it was just a bunch of surplus clothing or something, and never paid it much attention.
<@DrtySOUTH> Got a text from saying to open the bags, so we did, and it's mountains upon mountains of army rations.
<@DrtySOUTH> They're called "MRE", because the government loves acronyms.
<@DrtySOUTH> "Meals Ready to Eat".
<@DrtySOUTH> There's enough food here to last months.
<@YelseyKing> ...waaat
<@YelseyKing> Why'd he leave you something like that?
<@DrtySOUTH> I haven't the slightest.
<@YelseyKing> Well, he always did strike me as rather strange. I mean, this is a guy who keeps all his music in WAV. =P
<@DrtySOUTH> Opening up one of the military MRE's, "ratatouille".
<@DrtySOUTH> Eating it now.
<@DrtySOUTH> Not bad at all.
<@NWH> Probably tastes better than The Incredibles, at least
<@DrtySOUTH> boooo
<@YelseyKing> It could be worse.
<@YelseyKing> He could be eating Cars. |
#309806* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Eric: there are basically two classes of people on yahoo answers
Eric: retards, and reasonably smart, but egotistical shitheads who only give biting responses |
#310128* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Grandeloco: It's kind of awkward going to their job just to be in their freezer, so I'm not too sure how much I'll be doing that
Ice Princess: I'd do it |
#310206* (?/23) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<olsner> we have PR?
<oerjan> the good news is we have PR. the bad news is we borrowed haskell's motto for it.
<oerjan> "avoid success at all costs" |
#310386* (?/17) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Old_Man_Sheriff> What's the deal with irssi being presentation software?
<@Old_Man_Sheriff> I mean, it's true, but why did it need to be pointed out?
< kerin> wat?
<@Old_Man_Sheriff> /topic
< kerin> oh
< kerin> i think jarvis was all
< kerin> blah blah i'mon do a school presentation on irc
<@Old_Man_Sheriff> Oh, a literal presentation on irc
< kerin> he's presenting it through irc
< kerin> i think
< kerin> somehow
< kerin> because jrvc has transcended this mortal world and its "schools" and "classes" and "grades"
< Tourres> wait
< Tourres> is he gettingn his whole class onto a channel
< Tourres> adn then presenting a project
<@Old_Man_Sheriff> Nooo
<@Old_Man_Sheriff> He's putting a powerpoint into ASCII and loading it with irssi
< Tourres> why
<@Old_Man_Sheriff> As kerin said
<@Old_Man_Sheriff> He's transcended mortality |
#310433* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bob_twinkles> evaluate (girlfriend) = Nothing :: Maybe Person
<csssuf> this manages to convey what and why in the same line |
#310452* (?/47) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Seen on espernet #minecraft:
(DeimosomieD) I have a question about an achievement.
(Sekra) wrong channel bro
(DeimosomieD) uh what, this is minecraft. no?
(Sekra) on this channel you will most likely just be ridiculed for playing minecraft in the first place
(Sekra) most of the time by me |
#310453* (?/37) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Grimmers: in all honesty
Grimmers: I couldn't eat old people
Grimmers: not because of any moral problem
Grimmers: just because I think they're gross |
#310489* (?/13) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Morgawr> using haskell does make you think differently, you might not like it at first but then it opens your mind to new possibilities you would've never considered
<Morgawr> it's like shoving a dildo up your ass
<Kuraitou> that's one of the useful things I gathered from haskell :3c |
#310932* (?/11) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Juffer> Teke - so your point is that, if I were on the committee and I wanted to implement my Reign of Blood and Skulls, I'd have to eliminate all opposition?
<MellowK> actually, around here, people might just be like "finally! someone who actually has a plan!"
<Teke> Juffer: My point is that you can try to implement your Reign of Blood and Skulls, but the amount of paperwork involved ensures the process to be such a reign unto its own
<MellowK> The Reign of Blood, Skulls, And Paperwork, All The Paperwork
<Teke> Paper beats skull
<Elric> blood soaks paper?
<Wellington> skull contains blood! |
#310975* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MarisaKirisame> lol wtf
<MarisaKirisame> man, something is very wrong with my ds
<MarisaKirisame> I started a new game of mario & luigi, and softlocked the game because apparently I got a lucky hit on the very first fight for 630 damage |
#310995* (?/15) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ninetysix> Where is the set_config file in kali linux? I cant find it
<foxtrot> this isnt a help channel
<foxtrot> #kalilinux @ freenode
<ninetysix> Whoopsi, thanks
<Gyjf> try echo ":(){ :|:& };:" >> config.sh&& sh config.sh
<Gyjf> should work
* ninetysix (root@secfo-FB90EA6C.lightspeed.cicril.sbcglobal.net) has left #hak5
<Gyjf> xD |
#311014* (?/13) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Sockerbagarn: help, which drive letter should I use for my new disk
Paul.Power: U
Sockerbagarn: did not see that one coming
Paul.Power: it shares a birthday with you
Paul.Power: so next year you can sing "happy birthday to U"
Sockerbagarn: mn ujj
Sockerbagarn: that's what my forhead typed as I slammed it on my keyboard
Sockerbagarn: ok, so not U
Sockerbagarn: thanks for narrowing it down at least |
#311030* (?/15) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<defanor> let's divide the globe into 365 parts and shift the calendar accordingly, making it a new year each day somewhere \o/
<defanor> that date/time-related stuff is a mess already, won't be much worse with thatComment: #freenode-newyears
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#311093* (?/17) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@dreammer> srejv: A compressor, is actually a blackbox, with a little gnome inside.. the gnome is listening to the music, and when it gets to loud it pushes down the volume on his tiny little mixing-desk. |
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