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#306131* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Hydryad> yeah, osama is dead, now I can check into a plane without getting my oil checked |
#306144* (?/49) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<oxo42> they observe my revolutions
<oxo42> they be contemptuous
<laup> thy putteth the G in Gangster
<noob> in the words of the virgin barry..
<noob> come again
* oxo42 takes a bow
<laup> "and slowly draws the string, notches an arrow and fires one clear over noobs head"
<oxo42> ROFL
<laup> booyah
<laup> :P
<noob> still nafc :D
<laup> the arrow sails on, unperturbed |
#306149* (?/47) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MLoeven> You know your doctor uses too much computer when he delivers your son and goes "You've got male!"Comment: #minecraft irc.Esper.net
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#306156* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Swift> [08:15:31 PM] Joanna : I should record one word "gęś" and you email liru xD
<Liru> ~
<Bakamoichigei> UR ENCODING METHOD IS STUPID.
<Swift> Goose in polish
<Liru> You mean UTF-8?
<Bakamoichigei> I has no UTF8 support :|c
<Liru> lol mirc
<Bakamoichigei> It's a 7 year old copy. ;<
<Bakamoichigei> They've had UTF8 support for like 6 years
<Swift> There was irc 7 years ago?
* Bakamoichigei was using mIRC 15+ years ago, smartass.
<Swift> They had computers then?
<Bakamoichigei> g
<Bakamoichigei> d
<Bakamoichigei> i
<Bakamoichigei> a
<Bakamoichigei> f
<Swift> Liru, you take over
<Liru> Swift
<Liru> You are an idiot
<Liru> Of course they had computers then
<Swift> Thank you
<Liru> I'm just wondering
<Liru> How the hell did you manage to install an IRC client on a Speak and Spell
* Liru has been kicked from #[removed] by Bakamoichigei (I will murder you with the utmost of hatred.) |
#306166* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<BadSpoon> dropped my cell in the toilet today
<NecroMage> oh?
<BadSpoon> don't text while you're doing number one |
#306183* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
BadSpoon: so I just thought to myself "That black guy on TV sounds like Bill Cosby..."
and then subsequently I thought "Damn, you racist"
BadSpoon: chalk one up for political correctness |
#306202* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<nazgjunk> wait, what does liberal mean today?
<Diet-Drew> nazgjunk: "nude"Comment: #xkcd on foonetic
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#306265* (?/63) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<newq> I'm going to add bass guitar to my list of "the most underestimated things on Earth"
<newq> it's right up there with old looney tunes and yoohoo
<newq> and amateur pornComment: #qbasic on mibbit
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#306276* (?/45) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< dKingston> just stpo
< dKingston> *stop
<@rakaur> just STPO
<@rintaun> JUST STPO
<@rintaun> man
< andrew> lol
<@rintaun> your keyboard's not even workinf for you today
<@rintaun> mine either!
< andrew> yours isn;t either
< dKingston> lol
<@rintaun> SHIT
< andrew> HOLY SHIT
<@rintaun> you're CONTAGIOUS |
#306311* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< feenyx> the first guy to invent a way to purchase and instantly download products over the internet, will rule the earth
< zeleftikam> 3D printing is a start
< JoKat> so true
< zeleftikam> thingiverse.com
< againstclint> you wouldn't download a dominos pizza...would you!?
< johzephine> yes
< johzephine> i would
< RicDango> star trek shit
< feenyx> I would most likely download a car, if allowed
< feenyx> warranties be damned
< JoKat> lol
< feenyx> I can always download another if the first one stops working
< feenyx> junk yards will be chaos
< zeleftikam> i would download a pizza, then copy it and put in my DropBox and post it on reddit.com/r/foodComment: #r.trees
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#306342* (?/47) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* thalass (thalass@Nightstar-4751d56b.bigpond.net.au) has joined #Fleet
<thalass> arrrr
<Quasispace> S?
<Synfony> Tea!
<Quasispace> You!
<Synfony> Vee?
<Tchernobyl> Dubya
<Synfony> Axe ;)
<Tchernobyl> WRYYYYYYY
<symbol> Zed!
<Synfony> I love these people so much :DComment: arrrrs
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#306348* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MrZzz> deww can u kill someone who is using my nick ? :D
<MrZzz> they are just idle using it in no channel
<@deww> nicknames aren't owned
<MrZzz> :\
<MrZzz> k
<[fade]> but you are owned :) |
#306399* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(9:23:20 PM) LilMarie: ill be fineeeeeee just annoying them being so bigg
(9:24:15 PM) whitesymphonia: lol.
(9:24:24 PM) LilMarie: what white!
(9:24:29 PM) LilMarie: ^_^
(9:24:37 PM) whitesymphonia: nothing...
(9:24:39 PM) whitesymphonia: nothing....
(9:24:55 PM) whitesymphonia: trying to concentrate on my research paper >_>
(9:27:12 PM) LilMarie: whats it on
(9:27:48 PM) whitesymphonia: have to write a criticism... going with feminism and how too much power for women = bad for everyone (no offense Lilmarie)
(9:30:36 PM) Packersfan250: you HAVE to include a who will cook for the world if women get to much power joke.
(9:30:44 PM) Packersfan250: Please do, you will be KING!
(9:30:52 PM) Packersfan250: and single... but KING!
(9:31:22 PM) LilMarie: and single |
#306484* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Julie> The only reason why I am in Narnia, is because that goat bastard stole my sock
<Sqozza> What is "sock" an euphism for this time?Comment: #minecraft
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#306546* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Xerei> yesterday me and my father were carrying some planks and stuff, so we put it on top of a pile, just so we could reach it without having to climb down
<Xerei> so I went "CHECKPOINT!!"
<Xerei> he just looked at me...
<Bullbound> you have to get out more :( |
#306569* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Pinary|Sleep> Pipe don't mention waking up
<@Pinary|Sleep> I will stab waking up in the appendix and remove it in an UNSANITARY FASHION
<terrorPhysicist> Pines, no!
<terrorPhysicist> At least sterilize the instruments!
<Schazer> he spits on the instruments
<terrorPhysicist> :O
<terrorPhysicist> what barbarism!
<terrorPhysicist> I am afraid I can no longer associate myself with you
<terrorPhysicist> you
<terrorPhysicist> you /monsters/
* terrorPhysicist is now known as afkPhysicist |
#306615* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Facefight> thomas the tank engine pornfic?
<The19thPerson> high speed rail collision
<Facefight> coupling the carriages
<The19thPerson> hundreds dead |
#306664* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<IronVinyl> I saw a black guy today, and I thought it was my friend Zech, but it wasn't. Then I felt slightly racist for getting two black guys confused.
<Uuxaul> Oh affirmative action just has your white guilt by the balls doesn't it? |
#306673* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@bryne> extrapolate this one step further: "Pregstr, YC startup that received $10B valuation, offers tepid PR statement to family of woman who used their service to find a sperm donor and ended up in sixteen pieces in the Hudson Bay"
<@bryne> also: who wants to found Pregstr with me
<Blackpatch> i do
<arioch> I will
<@bryne> Blackpatch I have to tell you
<@bryne> we're going to have to come up with the initial seed ourselves |
#306700* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@tm>im getting PISSED
<@tm>FANGIRL PISSED
<@tm>WHICH IS LIKE THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF PISSED |
#306708* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Oefiwu: it wasnt my fault my trousers fell down to reveal my penis which accidently slipped into that girls mouthComment: OverTheGun.com
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#306710* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Tako is Glad he's from Canada
<Tako>Or should I be worried too?
<LowBatteryLife>Given that we're essentially exporting right-wing conservative lunacy up to Canada, yes. Be worried.
<Generality>It has to go somewhere. We're full.Comment: #tropers on esper.net
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#306723* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Digga> ok so like, i was doing some manscaping the other day because there is no way i'm being topless infront of a woman for the first time and having full on stomach hair everywhere and all that and i er...accidently wonkied up my chest hair so which is better, a little patch of short hair in the middle of the chest and bald nipples, or completely bald chest :/
<@Digga> which do the ladies prefer? :D |
#306740* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<macegr> you should go out and hold a completely blank sign
<Rjx> I'd love to go out there and troll or take pictures
<Rjx> but I'm not white, probably going to end up with a baton to the head
<Rjx> LOOK HE'S STEALING A CAMERA
<live`> go out in white face
<live`> problem solved |
#306756* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
seventhdayknight: hi.
digitteknohippie: hi
seventhdayknight: Hey what's up? 22/F here. u?
digitteknohippie: is your name inspired by the mayan calendar?
seventhdayknight: Nikki
digitteknohippie: non-ageist/non-sexist here. :D
seventhdayknight: Hmm. Have we chatted before?
digitteknohippie: you have aproached me a few times. i was afk. i asked if u were a bot, remember?
seventhdayknight: Im not a freaking bot
digitteknohippie: lol, still remains to be proven. your case isnt helped by starting the conversation the same each time.
seventhdayknight: Oh ok. I wasn't sure. Anyways... Whats up?
digitteknohippie: your name though... seventh day night... that's gotta be lungold/caleman mayan calendrics inspired, right?
seventhdayknight: Nikki
digitteknohippie: yes. certainly not a bot are you, if that's all u can say each time i ask.
seventhdayknight: A bot? not hardly babe. Are you?
digitteknohippie: i.f. i s.t.a.r.t.e.d t.a.l.k.i.n.g. .l.i.k.e. .t.h.i.s. .i.t. .w.o.u.l.d.n.t. .c.o.n.f.u.s.e. y.o.u. .t.h.e.n.?
seventhdayknight: Oh Im like sooo bored. Theres nothing to do.
seventhdayknight: Ohhh wait. I got a idea. Have you ever watched a girI strip on cam? :-X
digitteknohippie: no but i've watched bots strip on cam
seventhdayknight: NO i am not a bot
digitteknohippie: lol. okies.
seventhdayknight: Wellll.... Do you wanna watch me strip on cam? ;-)
digitteknohippie: so... what's your take on the riots in london these days?
seventhdayknight: Yeah? Ok you have to signup through this website that my cam is linked through so i cant be recorded ok?
seventhdayknight: lt onIy takes a second babe and its free. k?
digitteknohippie: nah, i like to connect with people from the top down, get to know them by spirit, thought and communication first, before jumping straight to the physical. :P
seventhdayknight: ***url removed*** go there then at the top click on the goId JOlN FREE button ok?
digitteknohippie: nope.
digitteknohippie: lol
seventhdayknight: AIso it does ask for a credit card when you signup. But DONT worry
seventhdayknight: lt dosent charge the card at all. Not even a penny. lts just to make sure your over 18. k?
digitteknohippie: because you're a frickkin ignorant b.o.t who's on rails n cant hold a conversation. i've seen better chat b.o.ts than you. you failed the turring test onthe first day, but it's been fun
seventhdayknight: K babe weII hurry up. When you get Iogged in then view my cam and we can have some fun :-X
seventhdayknight: I also have some toys ;-X but you have to tip me some gold or take me in private to see those.
digitteknohippie: ooh yeah, you're paying attention to what i say totally arent you.
seventhdayknight: Hey lets taIk on there my aim is messing up.
digitteknohippie: do you catch many credit cards using this method? lol
digitteknohippie: oh of course it is. lol
digitteknohippie: bwahahahahahahaComment: loves toying with phisher bots.
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