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#305365* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<blazee> !8 does sg_ have herpes?
<@ChanServ> blazee: Absolutely not.
<defy_> shitty 8ball
<blazee> bs
<+sg_> fucking
<+sg_> destroyed
<brownymaster> don't you have to get laid
<brownymaster> to get herpes? |
#305374* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Senix> o-o
<Sammi> o-o
<Senix> o~o
<Sammi> o-o
<Senix> o-o
<Sammi> o-o
<sonicbot-dev> o-o
<Kimmeh> o-o
<Sammi> o~o
<Kimmeh> o-o
<Kebbins> you sick sick freaks
<Sammi> o-o
<Kimmeh> o-o
<Senix> o-o
<sonicbot-dev> o-o
<Sammi> o~o
<Kimmeh> o-o
<Sammi> o-o
<Kimmeh> o-o
<sonicbot-dev> o-o
<Sammi> o~o
<Kebbins> WHY ARE YOUR NOSES HORIZONTAL LINES?
<Senix> what are we doing again?
<Kimmeh> o-o
<Sammi> o~o
<Sammi> LOL
<Kebbins> AND OCCASIONALLY SQUIGGLY LINESComment: fun in #ninjams on vbirc
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#305398* (?/49) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MatthiasF> Suprano: use strtol
<bernardh> strtolol
<MatthiasF> bernardh: no there is only strtoll
<bernardh> strtolol("hello") == "lol"
<bernardh> strtolol("") == "lol"
<bernardh> strtolol("lol") == SIGSEGVComment: #d invents new functions
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#305426* (?/53) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* xales pokes channel. Anyone around?
* +tvc pokes xales. Anyone in thar?
<xales> Hi tvc
<xales> I have questions for you
<+tvc> no my penis isn't really 2" |
#305489* (?/47) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
RevenG> I'm saying Women hate me.
RevenG> She was sorry, and felt bad. I mean, atleast she said something
RevenG> but Still. wth.
RevenG> I NO UNDERSTAND
Coeus> Rev... my boy... my lad... mi amigo... mi hermana...
RevenG> See, I don't want a one night stand
RevenG> I wanted a relationship.
RevenG> But nooooooo
Coeus> Rev... are you still a virgin?
Coeus> cause... ain't no woman wanna relationship with a pet rock they gotta teach all the tricks to
Lacro> Well, not since Veron got to Rev
Coeus> gotta learn the ropes of your rope before you can lasso the lass
RevenG> Do you really forget every week Coeus? : p
RevenG> Haha, that was funny, I must say
Coeus> Brotha... I forget e-v-e-r-y DAY! if I can help it!Comment: Geek romance advice at it's finest - Darkspace.net
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#305508* (?/59) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@UukGoblin> small channels with fewer people where everyone is opped lead to only a small chaos
<@UukGoblin> i.e. when one of the guys is bored and wants to play the /kick game
<@nathan7> ..why oh why does my brain append ' penis' to the word 'small' |
#305562* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< genjix> sign me up to be the first free software terrorist
< genjix> on mah bitcoin jihad
< ArtForz> xelister: so the free market is bad?
< genjix> LINNUUXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!
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< genjix> ~boom~
< xelister> ArtForz: no, the stupid governments are destroying it
< xelister> genjix: this is already what ati's doing. Linuuuuuuuuuuuux! Wzzzzzzz BOOM fuck your unsaved data
haha you made me chuckle out loud
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< ArtForz> yeah, I think there's a special circle in hell for ATI driver devs
< genjix> circle jerk
< xelister> they all get S3 Trios and are tasked to implement OpenCL on that
< sipa> lol |
#305590* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Riddler_RAGE: i hear there is a slut abound.
Custom: she was
Doodle: It's okay
Custom: we banned her
Doodle: we got rid of her
Riddler_RAGE left the room (quit: EOF from client). |
#305591* (?/47) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Light: I'm still not sure if I want to major in theater
IceFlinger: Why would you
PsychoYoshi: good luck finding a job, darling <3
IceFlinger: ^this
NintendoMan74: You'll have to minor in fellatio.
Light: NM, at least I wouldn't be majoring in it, like you are.
IceFlinger: AAAAAHAHAHAHA
PsychoYoshi: OH SNAP
NintendoMan74: at least I'm taking it
IceFlinger: ...
JMM: /slam
Light: ...wat
IceFlinger: what
NintendoMan74: instead of giving it
Syzothermy: what
***Custom facepalms
IceFlinger: ...
Doodle: hey good job
NintendoMan74: fellatio
NintendoMan74: not anal
Syzothermy: ..
***Custom facepalms harder
***PsychoYoshi is laughing
PsychoYoshi: so
Light: I am too.
PsychoYoshi: hard
PsychoYoshi: right now |
#305627* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Plague> If Huggles really took a picture of her boobs and uploaded them and linked to the picture here, my head would explode
<Dacon> You know what you have to do, Huggles
<Plague> not because I see them, it's just a karma thing - both have to happen, or neither
<Dacon> Well, lets find out
<Drachen> huggles, if you do this, you'll do the world a huge favor by making plague's head explode
<Plague> I like my head
<Plague> It's where I keep the best parts of me
<Plague> Well, most |
#305630* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ShaneM> vz: So how does this credit transfer system work?
<nailuj24> ShaneM: mv /home/shane/money.EUR /home/julian/
<vz> vz@vzd:~$ cat /home/vz/money
<vz> cat: /home/vz/money: No such file or directory |
#305728* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Ruffley> god I'm sleepy
<Redalien> Get a job!
<Ruffley> not right now
<Ruffley> got like 4 hours sleep
<Ruffley> not got a thinking head on
<Redalien> Shag less, work more
<Ruffley> actually we played eve late
<Ruffley> probably shouldn't have said that |
#305759* (?/63) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
@kmac: !d 100
@ChanServ: kmac: A 100 shows on the 100-sided die.
@kmac: winning.
+lizardking: lol |
#305831* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Ifrit> I have made an ass of myself
<+jeek> Again? |
#305893* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<NOU> i have been trying to beat 6-5 in super meat boy for about 2 weeks now, i FINALLY did it
<@DragonRanger> Nice.
<NOU> i beat that meat :D
<@DragonRanger> How was it?
<NOU> SATISFYING
<@Char`> slimy yet satisfying?
<NOU> morelike runny
<@DragonRanger> Might want to talk to a doctor about that. |
#305895* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
yazdmich: Metric Fucton, noun. A hypothetical unit of measurement equal to 1,000 metric shitloads EXAMPLE: Man, my computer must weigh a fuckton. It took me and two of my friends to move it from my workroom to my bedroom!Comment: Solving a problem in #zomgwtfbbq on irc.p2p-network.net
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#305909* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(2011-03-30 23:34:57) explosivo2k2: Hey y'all, anyone have a gtablet?
(2011-03-30 23:35:39) Xavierdarkness: Anyone is not here
(2011-03-30 23:36:05) explosivo2k2: Bummer, heard he had a gtabComment: #cyanogenmod@freenode.net
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#305923* (?/47) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
symbolkitsune: http://qdb.us/297296
zera_star186: A link foreign to me.
symbolkitsune: clicky
symbolkitsune: it involves me, boaz, and a midget.
zera_star186: Oh what
symbolkitsune: it involves me
symbolkitsune: and a midget.
symbolkitsune: Do I need to draw a chart in Visio?
zera_star186: no, I'm good. |
#305968* (?/45) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Saevus> I will support whichever non-human overlords do the job best!
<Saevus> (I'm expecting the dolphins, to be frank, though)
<Lathis> I only request that my skull be used in the throne of human remains which will be inevitably be built upon the corpse of our society
<Saevus> IT SHALL BE YOUR ETERNAL REWARD, MY FAITHFUL SERVANT |
#305973* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
-!- Seroster [~Seroster@87.96.226.31] has joined #thegeekgroup
<+BotSteve> Oh balls, it's him again...
< Seroster> =)
< wannabe> o not you
< wannabe> ...
< Seroster> Lol
< wannabe> and you know...the song "fuck you" just started playing when you walked in the room :P
< Seroster> Lol
< Seroster> That's cute
< wannabe> aww thanks! :P
< Seroster> When I joined my playlist switched to Nirvana - Rape Me.
< wannabe> awkward! |
#305990* (?/45) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<muskan> hy
<muskan> hoe r u
<@Eltu> hy
<@Eltu> me r gd
<@Eltu> u
<muskan> hy
<@HumanNoMore> Eltu, stop that. Don't encourage it :P
<@Eltu> HumanNoMore: Aww. But it's hungry.
<muskan> how are u
<@HumanNoMore> well, it comes after t and before v.
<@HumanNoMore> overrated as a letter IMHO though.
<@Eltu> Hahahahaaa
<@Eltu> lol irl |
#306026* (?/47) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+Krabbe> I haven't bought Portal 2 yet.
<+Krabbe> Ill wait until its cheaper, that way I save a lot of money
<+Krabbe> I can wait :)
<Fazy64> I torrent.
<Fazy64> Sad.
<+Krabbe> While others can't
<Fazy64> But works.
<+Krabbe> We dont support Warez.
<Fazy64> Oh.
<Fazy64> I buy it for full price.
<Fazy64> I meant.
<+Krabbe> Dumbfags that download pirated software are not welcome.
<Fazy64> Ok.
<Fazy64> I do not.
<+Krabbe> Ya sure...
<Fazy64> I am not an evil guy, who just steal work of others.
<Drak0n41K> piracy isn't stealing omg
<+Krabbe> Ya sure, you just recommend to download the pirated game on illegal ways.
<Fazy64> Oh.
<Fazy64> I didnt. I think my IRC client is bugged.
<Fazy64> And just spams strange things, which I dont want to say, actually.
<Fazy64> YOU NOOBFAG
<Fazy64> Do you see?
*** Motosaklovich kicked Fazy64 from the channel: Do not pirate Portal 2
*** Fazy64 has joined #Minecraft
<Fazy64> Hi everyone.
<@Motosaklovich> welcome back
<@Motosaklovich> so youre going to buy portal 2 legitimately, right? :P
<Fazy64> Yes, of course.
<Fazy64> I have improved my inner evil being.
<Fazy64> Now I am almost saint.
<@Motosaklovich> you may stay. you have passed the test
<Fazy64> Thanks, father.
<Fazy64> May God be with you. |
#306056* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Zeddy> There should be an event where shmuppers get together and do a marathon for peace
<Zeddy> It'd be called the "Pacifist Run"
<DJOrwell> oh god yes
<DJOrwell> no bomb, no miss
<DJOrwell> we'll bring humanity into the second loop
<Zeddy> That'd be the slogan right there
<DJOrwell> face off against the true last bosses of AIDS, cancer, and starvation
<DJOrwell> just a couple more shots and we'll have cured them all
<DJOrwell> Destroy the core; find the cure.
<Zeddy> So we can die a natural death
<DJOrwell> we can't stop at any fund target
<DJOrwell> we have to counterstop it
<DJOrwell> no fee is too great for world peace
<Zeddy> People who stop running will be asked why they don't try hard
<DJOrwell> in 2011: suiciding no longer lowers the rank
<DJOrwell> we'll fight up until the kill screenComment: PRESENTED BY CAVE
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#306058* (?/49) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<HAL9000> just found some lucky charms
<HAL9000> fuck yeah, lucky charms
<HAL9000> fuck you, whoever you are that left this, this cereal's mine nowComment: #mindprobe at esper.net
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#306088* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<HalfNote5> Word up yo. Halfy in da hizzle, fo shiggity.
<HalfNote5> ...I have no idea what I've just said. |
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