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<taz> 0x0020 5018 2238 83c7 0000 4745 5420 6874 7470 P."8....GET.http
<taz> 0x0030 3a2f 2f77 7777 2e69 6b65 612e 636f 2e75 ://www.ikea.co.u
<taz> 0x0040 6b2f 7072 6f64 7563 745f 7072 6573 656e k/product_presen
<taz> 0x0050 7461 ta
<taz> muha
* taz snooping mothers network traffic |
#5423 (8/214) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Ryco) Sex is bad mmmkay?
(Cody) oh yes ryco.. send that msg while i'm AWAY!.. sheesh.. ya know.. my mother gave me the wierdest look a minute ago! |
#5484 (8/235) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cain> YOU COULD NOT GET PLAY IF YOU WALKED INTO A WHOREHOUSE WITH YOUR DICK SANDWICHED BETWEEN A AMEX AND A PLATINUM VISA |
#5720 (8/261) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BICKLE> i'm going to build a realdoll that can IRC. that way she can come here and answer questions for you |
#5900 (8/219) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<madvirii> you gotta wake up with a certain "attitude" to face the day and lick some asshole
<CoMBo> yeah or grow up eating some really shitty cooking to acquire a taste for anus
<madvirii> yes anus would be an acquired taste
<madvirii> not something you instinctively put to your mouth |
#6167 (8/278) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sabre> Anyone know what's going on X Files?
<AtmaWeapon> if anyone spoils anything I'm gonna kickban them.
<l0bster> Then, they get a tip, that some guy named AtmaWeapon's mom, was
some kinda funky werewolf. So they drove to her house with 3metric tons
of tranq, and shot her fat ass. Repeatedly, until she passed out. But
the slobber from her mouth floods the room and kills everyone. |
#6259 (8/238) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<KaMeN> I just realized the only reason I would go to narcotics anonymous would be to get hookups for drugs |
#6575 (8/316) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@_uaioe> BITE THE PILLOW, KID... ITS GOIN' IN DRY! |
#7133 (8/276) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rasputin> eiiiiidle eidle eee
<Rasputin> eiiiidle eidle eee
<Rasputin> we won't be leavin' til we get some pus-sy sooooooo
<CrashCat> i'm not complainin' but shut up or I'll beat your brain in |
#7525 (8/289) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sothis> theres nothing quite like the feeling of a 60 year old woman shoving her cold, gloved, ky-jellied-up fingers up your vagina trying to touch your cervix |
#7997 (8/285) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@mewse> man i had this new jacket for like 3 days before i got puke on it
<@mewse> that must be some sort of record |
#8632 (8/276) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Lum_> 128 mb is enough
<@Lum_> it's fucking enough for microsoft dev studio
<@da_slog> NO IT ISNT STFU NEWB
<@Lum_> I think it's enough for my TANK GAME |
#9399 (8/252) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ragnarok> i kinda like that
<Ragnarok> i dig the natural look
<haole> then you'll be quite pleased with her crotch afro
<haole> it looks like a 70s blaxploitation extra |
#10396 (8/225) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[S+Z] Signoff: Atlaz_ (.)
<Joke> Why does Atlaz always quit with just one tit? |
#11154 (8/186) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tridon> hate cold water
* Tridon left the shower in a huff!
<Iksion> tridon ah your willy has shrinked in cold water?
<Tridon> this morning I had to talk him down, just so that I could take a piss... Now he's not even there any longer |
#12797 (8/237) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<NCHRIST> advice - while putting ascreen in a pipe do not stab yourself in the
fucking finger and cut it and then flail your hand around with the
screen still stuck in it, losing the screen |
#13367 (8/305) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Blaxthos> find / -name "*base*" -user your -print |xargs 'chown us' |
#13720 (8/304) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Flirbnic> 26% of final doom has been... bought. |
#14374 (8/274) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@jaffy> how the fuck does my moniter get so dirty, its like some cunt eats his meals off it while im asleep |
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*** mad-splat (~mad-splat@2-170.borcpe.cableone.net) has joined #programming
<mad-splat> @find *turbo*c++*
<mad-splat> @find *codewarrior*
<dos622> @find you*being*banned
*** mad-splat (~mad-splat@2-170.borcpe.cableone.net) has left #programming |
#14716 (8/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<eden2> t_r: heh, patrick and i went and saw star wars last night......and i saw the WHOLE thing this time
<eden2> ...the whole movie, that is |
#15064 (8/244) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rrrmmm> hi DrtyS0UTH how are ya?
<DrtyS0UTH> pretty good being that the weather is like a sauna here.
<rrrmmm> here its mostly cold and raining
<rrrmmm> maybe we should live somewhere in the middle where its nice or something |
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<endura> fuck women, I got me a national geographic and a bottle of gergins hand lotion, I'm fucking set for the next 10 years |
#18377 (8/206) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jitspoe> birds don't have a penis
<Zim|DP> jit: but they have a pecker =) |
#18804 (-10/445) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<GnuVince> wanna know my brother's new CS handle?
<Kint> L33t killa Monster dude -=[y0]=- ?
<GnuVince> nope
<GnuVince> SupaAlien King Glenn Groenland |
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