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<meander> a truck full of curbs WOULD be the worst thing ever
<Koebi> which is the absolute worst thing that could ever exist
<meander> because i would be behind it and the door would just open and they would start flying out at me
<Koebi> they would just keep coming out like a clown car
<Koebi> until youre completely buried in them, and then they KEEP coming
<Koebi> until there are so many that it makes the earth's gravitational field collapse
<meander> exactly, and thats why it cant ever be allowed to exist XD
<Koebi> and then the world ends and is replaced by a giant, evergrowing pile of curbs that slowly creeps out and overtakes the universe
<Koebi> until the universe expands so much of curbs that IT collapses
<Koebi> creating another big bang
<Koebi> wherein the fundamental building blocks of the universe are replaced with curbs
<meander> i think we discovered how the universe works
<meander> every time the universe advances to the point where a truck full of curbs is possible, its like a god condition override and it collapses in, and reboots
<Koebi> and anticurbs, which we won't discover for several billion years after curbearth is formed
<meander> maybe theres a faulty sector on the part that stores the truck full of curbs modelComment: #equilibrium
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