QDB: Quote #302535
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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 21 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 60.8% chance of being approved.

#302535* (?/21) ⚐Flag
Guy 1*Yo dude you wanna be my room mate at college?
Guy 2-You dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick lock
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