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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 21 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 57.6% chance of being approved.

#302694* (?/21) ⚐Flag
You: yo
Stranger: hi
You: i like taco's
Stranger: thts cool
Stranger: lol
Stranger: and random
You: naaw thats not random
You: do you know whats random?
Stranger: wat is random?
You: fjkbsdjkfdsajhurf98pwayuhf;lkjsd;flkj983ylfjdshflkj saljfkdsla;jf893uwa;flshnl;dfha;lsjdljaf3yoldhflkf;ajlkdsjflka; sdklfj0983afdsjlkfaj sdlkf;jas8fjalks;dfja893hf;lasdkjfl;aj389upfajklds lkfajsd;kljfa;8ou3f;lkjsdljf8ajfd;jfh;lajfsd
Stranger: ahhh i see
Stranger: lol
You: i call it the "facebash" typing technique
You: you try it
Stranger: hmm ok? kdjfksdjfnskldfnsadjflksjfdklhjcviosdflkdsjidjhflksdfiusdfjsdlkfuosdfj klksdufisdlfjreklfusdifjsdklfjsidojfklsdfjsdoifjsdlkfjlsdjfiosdokfjsdi ofjlkdssfjirkljfsdl
Stranger: ?
You: remember to bash your face into the keyboard? thats the trick
Stranger: haha
Stranger: but ill get marks on my face
You: jh ,kjmklkkhjghgvfghghjkklmdsaklmdiidsadsauhkdaj2
Stranger: dksfklsdjfklas bvnsdkmcv;sdvc
You: that will just show you're bad-ass
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: lol did it
You: cool, i just made a stranger over the internet bash his face into his keyboard
You: man i'm awesome!
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