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[Thrasher]: wow, theres a bill going through Mass legislature that would ban circumscision even under religious reasons
[Buchwald]: No shit?
[Thrasher]: (url removed)
[Thrasher]: you and your damn hoodie people need to stop whining about how "mean it is to a child whom should have a choice"
[Buchwald]: Believe me, if I had been more than 30 seconds old and actually had a say in the matter, I probably would have opted to get snipped. Alas, I was too busy thinking and screaming "PUT ME BACK IN THERE" to really add any intelligible discussion to the discourse that may have occurred in the delivery room.
[Thrasher]: hehe
[Thrasher]: personally Im glad my dick didnt end up sheathed in a water snake
[Thrasher]: I like it not having moving parts
[Buchwald]: True, though I think the female curiosity factor has helped me more often than not
[Thrasher]: plus, I dont ever want my son to go through the horror of some stupid slut 15 yr old he finds to polish his knob to scream in horror when she pulls down his pants
[Thrasher]: See, you learned to use it to your advantage
[Thrasher]: There's another reason: I cannot willingly give my son reasons to idolize Uncle Buchwald
[Thrasher]: THOUGH
[Thrasher]: Itd almost be worth it for the following moment
[Thrasher]: Super Bowl Party
[Thrasher]: we're all in our late 30s
[Thrasher]: My son is 4
[Thrasher]: "Hey son, you know how you asked about why you and daddy look different down there?"
[Thrasher]: "Well, you and uncle Jeff look the same...run out in the living room and show him"
[Thrasher]: and when he runs out in the middle of the party, drops trou and screams "Look Uncie Jeff, we the same!"
[Thrasher]: I can say "Yeah, youre both hung like 4 yr olds"
[Thrasher]: so
[Buchwald]: Ahahahaha
[Thrasher]: maybe I'll just get him circumcized at like, 5
[Buchwald]: Just so you can use the joke?
[Buchwald]: Remind me to avoid your house until your kids are in high school
[Thrasher]: of course
[Thrasher]: thats what children are for |