QDB: Quote #300361
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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 31 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 53.7% chance of being approved.

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<iamtheobject> You know what I hate !!?? is those automatic toilets that automatically flush when you get up, but they do it when you lean forward to wipe, and they wait a second, so it splashes your hand and your ass and the paper you put over the auto shit flushers eye ball conveniently fell off to allow all this to happen..
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