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* Joins: Jessica312 (darkmage@74.85.24.188)
<Jessica312> :O
<Jessica312> :O
<Jessica312> :O
<Jessica312> apparently im quite shocked by something tonight
<Jessica312> :O
<Jessica312> :O
<GaidinBDJ> (======8Comment: #fark
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#295836* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[18:09] <SerasTheImmortal> !ping
[18:09] <SerasTheImmortal> ...
[18:10] <SerasTheImmortal> anytime now
[18:10] <SerasTheImmortal> ahem...
[18:10] <SerasTheImmortal> i said
[18:10] <SerasTheImmortal> !ping
[18:10] <@Zael> SerasTheImmortal, your ping is 0.407 seconds.
[18:10] <SerasTheImmortal> thats better |
#295837* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Surt: the laptop dont got internet out there though
Anton: evidently you need a longer ethernet cable
Surt: I do, but i wouldn't know where to buy one in this country..
Surt: I would, incidentally know, where to get hookers(not that i have..) |
#295847* (?/39) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@zakalwe> you fucking faggots and your exercise plans. if you sit on the internet eating pies and masterbating you will be a god damn sexual tyrannosaurus like me. |
#295866* (?/39) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
zashi: [the girl that just walked into our aisle] is wearing the sudo make me a sandwich shirt
zashi: from xkcd
Alan: rofl
Alan: yea Ellen is cool
zashi: ellen page?
zashi: she's awesome.
Alan: Gardiner
zashi: I'd make her squeel like an 8 year old on a seatless bicycle.
zashi: ellen page that is
Alan: oh godComment: IM work conversations between people 5 feet away from each other
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#295867* (?/49) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fahadsadah> Anyone have knowledge of the Windows Kernel?
<fahadsadah> I just enabled PAE. Will I regret it?
<chzz> I wrote it.
<fahadsadah> chzz: You have a lot to answer to.
<chzz> Processor...aardvark?...Execution
<fahadsadah> Tho you were right with "//We are morons"
<chzz> Not *too* sure about t3h middle. It was a long time ago
<fahadsadah> chzz: Physical Address Extension
<chzz> Of course. The codename for the b3ta was Aardvark, hence my slip
<fahadsadah> Stop being a fool and tell me.
<fahadsadah> Will I regret it?
<chzz> I think you need to apply for planning permission, before a physical address extension
<staffwaterboy> SIghs
<staffwaterboy> *sighs
* fahadsadah sighs too.
* Queenie sighs too.
* chzz sgihs (UK)
<fahadsadah> chzz: Permission to qdb.us that?
<chzz> Queen database banana...err..unicorn sausage?
<fahadsadah> QUOTE DATABASE! |
#295888* (?/39) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
# In a very quiet channel #
Caius: OH HAI PEONS
Caius: …peons?
Caius: YES, PEONS.
Caius: well thank you almighty for naming us, 'tis muchly appreciated.
Caius: NAY PROBLEM PEON |
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<Cliff> deFacto, I'm trying to learn swedish via subtitles
<@deFacto> heh might take you a while
<Cliff> jag is I?
<@deFacto> yes
<@deFacto> I'm guessing you are watching english shows subbed in swedish?
<Cliff> yup
<Cliff> vi is this?
<@deFacto> vi = we
<GaidinBDJ> No, vi is an editor, this is IRCComment: #fark
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#296132* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BankOfMe> me and cameron were discussing which girls at work shave and which ones don't.
<Viscous> Yeah, I wasn't in on wednesday, if that was the day.
<BankOfMe> I was like "She shaves.. she shaves.. she might not, etc..
<BankOfMe> then I mentioned becca cause I saw her over at concession, and cameron goes "she seems like the type who lets it grow so bad it'd look like shes got Macy Grey in a leg-lock."
<BankOfMe> so i started laughing, and i guess she heard him cause she started to cry and signed off the register.
<Viscous> ... I thought she seemed upset that night. |
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#296692* (?/35) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Subject: Re:single, goodlooking male seeks chem study partner Topic: Class Discussion
-Date: April 9, 2009 17:14 | Author: E.S.
I am a tall, dark and handsome first year student looking for a study partner/friend. Must like old kung-fu movies, dogs and of course chemistry. Applications open for males and females. Message me with your resume
Author: T.K.
Hi, I'm a charming, blond first year. I enjoy late 90's kung-fu movies such as Rush Hour and Lethal Weapon 4, spending time with my pet emu, and General Toa's Chicken.. oh and chemistry
Author: M. M.
lols since when did the chem disussion board become an online dating site? I suppose this is "chemistry" eg " they have nice chemistry together" LOLS
Author: J. G.
ahahahahahha. this just made my day.
Author: M. f.
I am a fat old man currently taking chem 120. my resume may be a bit out of date... I have a pet turtle. I need immediate help studying for this upcoming final. k thanks.Comment: This topic was on the official chemistry class forum. lol.
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#296832* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tdiddy> but anyway, you do a girl in the pooper because you either respect her alot (ie serious girlfriend) or one you dont respect at all
<Tdiddy> there isnt much middle ground
<deBLOO> I dont know many serious chicks that would prefer the pooper...
<Dr_BadSpoon> I RESPECT YOU A LOT
<Dr_BadSpoon> SO I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU IN THE ASSComment: Infallible logic...
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#296843* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<~Double_D_Edd> Dear Mr. Jones,
<~Double_D_Edd> I'm writing this on behalf of my client, ThomasRM. Apparently, my client's parents have been evading the income tax agents for three years now, which unfortunately resulted in the confiscation of his domestic dwelling establishment along with other goods that required adequate tax payments. Regrettably enough, his parents are now financially incapable of providing my client with the social care he needs.
<~Double_D_Edd> Since my client is a minor, he is currently placed under the care of an online foster group called RuneHQ for a lengthy period of time, due to which he will be unable to continue his education at your institution.
<~Double_D_Edd> The IRS has ordered your administration to grant my client a charitable suspension, which would grant him the freedom to continue his education under the supervision of RuneHQ's administration at absolutely no cost. You will be receiving the official papers for this case in the mail within the next 3-5 business days.
<~Double_D_Edd> Any questions or concerns can be directed to my office from Monday to Friday during the hours of 8 AM to 5 PM.
<~Double_D_Edd> Sincerely,
<~Double_D_Edd> Sincerely,
<~Double_D_Edd> Double_D_Edd,
<~Double_D_Edd> RuneHQ Site Admin |
#296935* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
BigBadVoodooDaddy: I was trying to teach Stacey Yiddish earlier. :-)
BigBadVoodooDaddy: She likes how so many Yiddish words are pejoratives, insults, and penis euphemisms. |
#297055* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Jorrit> I bet you cut your spaghetti Moogster.
* Jorrit cries.
< Moogster> I never eat my spaghetti whole yeah.
< PTR> tagalettllioe
< Moogster> I always cut.
< PTR> omg
< PTR> you what
< PTR> how
<@Lovejoy> jew!
< PTR> that is disgusting
< PTR> you sicken me
<@Lovejoy> racist!
<@Lovejoy> NAZI!
-!- Moogster [~El_Moog@831ef56.2310808e.student.utwente.nl] has quit [Quit: STOP IT ALREADY]Comment: From #bilge at Blitzed... but channel's renamed and switched network several times
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#297122* (?/49) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<drfvdr> wot u been up to to be dehydrated reubs
<YVNE> lol
<Shale> ....mike litoris. Omfg.Comment: (reubs and Shale are a couple)
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#297146* (?/25) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tech> ah, son of a bitch, i've been doing this too long. i just picked up the phone to call my parents and punched in 127.0.0.1
<AJ> hahahahahha, you loser
<Tech> have you reached 100% on spyro yet?
<AJ> shut your pie hole |
#297181* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Pryoidain: oh
Pryoidain: dream for you
Pryoidain: okay i'm sitting at home
Pryoidain: decide to go to the store
Pryoidain: go to target
Pryoidain: i'm walking through to get I think it was Portal 2
Pryoidain: i see this guy wearing Wii Pajama pants, and a wii shirt
Pryoidain: which is my favorite pajama combo
Pryoidain: so I walk up to him
Pryoidain: say "Oh! I have those pajamas too. Not to many people wear them out."
Pryoidain: he spins around, its the guy from rickroll, who then says "Nigga shut your mouth"
Pryoidain: AND SHOOTS ME IN THE HEAD.
Pryoidain: then i woke up.
Rubix: was it your or yo'. this is important
Pryoidain: yo'
Rubix: i think this need to be made verbatim into a youtube video |
#297189* (?/27) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Jaw_Breaker doubts how many years has it been since pink last taken a shower
<PinkCheekedPak> jaw i don't take a shower..i'm naturally clean
<PinkCheekedPak> lol |
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<Knoeki> if a german wants to build a box and asks you to buy 10 pieces of wood, he actually means 20 pieces so that the box can survive thermonuclear worldwar :_D |
#297204* (?/43) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
RafaeeeL: I ME MASTUBARTION
TheFellow: ^
TheDonuts: I ME MASTURBARTION TOO!!! |
#297309* (?/37) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kitten|Lurk> Bitch
<Istnanitst> You offend the population of female dogs by using their proper name as a derogatory term.
<Kitten|Lurk> sucks to be themComment: #twokinds@irc.nightstar.net
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#297314* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Lord Adam: I'll make money off various jobs
Lord Adam: such as hand
Lord Adam: and blow. |
#297384* (?/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<&jidar> I do not desire to try running IP over the internet
<&jidar> er, phone over IP
<&jidar> god damn itComment: SynIRC #shsc
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#297434* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-!- Kinto is now known as YungKint
-!- YungKint is now known as GucciTarantino
<%atanok> all this namechanging makes me wonder what fantastic discussions might be occurring in other channels
<@bbot> makes me want to set N
-!- mode/#cake [+N] by bbot
-!- mode/#cake [-N] by ChanServ
<@bbot> or not |
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