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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 41 times.
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<+kisps> i drink soymilk because i hate the taste of milk
<@lindsay> it's not soy milk.  it's soy juice.
<+kisps> and im sensitive to it
<+r0d3nt> kisps: hippy.
<@lindsay> soy ain't got tits.
<+kisps> thats true
<+kisps> but
<+r0d3nt> kisps: goats milk
<+kisps> when its put into cartons
<+kisps> things are added to it to make it milk-like
<+kisps> metaphorically it is milk
<@lindsay> orange juice is in a carton.  can we call it orange milk?
<+kisps> milk of the soybean
<+r0d3nt> it seperates. but no, good milk. is just MILk...
<+r0d3nt> they add vitamin D to it.... in " leaded"
<@lindsay> no, because "orangle milk" makes you puke a little when you think about it.
<+kisps> you can apply the word milk to anything
<+psypete> i'd milk those oranges
<+r0d3nt> i got some milk for you.
<+tylerknowsthis> you can milk a mop for dirty water
<+kisps> im milking the clerk for more money
<+mop> NO
<@lindsay> lmao!
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