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#306755* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<e-W01F> Who called?
<e-W01F> >:O
<RoboDozer> e-W01F: I did. You left your can of mesquite-smoked duck dicks at my house :I
<e-W01F> < <Comment: #furaffinity on FurNet
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#306765* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Meriu> I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
<Chukwa> Was that a pun?
<Meriu> no
<blackle> was that a euphemism?
<Meriu> no
<blackle> was that a hyperbole?
<Meriu> I don't know, I've only ever played ten pin |
#306830* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Bibi-> I wonder if I still want to get my iPad tomorrow
<@Bibi-> now that Steve Jobs isn't the one assembling it anymore |
#306855* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
SIV|irBladez: i reinstalled windows yesterday
Propellant: did it call you a fag too much so you had to reinstall?
SIV|irBladez: I CAN'T MAKE A WITTY REMARK SO I'LL SAY YES |
#306868* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<delpotro>: i got a foreign film no substitles on it or anywhere on the net so i was thinking is there software that puts subs just by what they are speaking
<sadrilover>: delpotro, what year is this?
<delpotro>: 2011
<sadrilover>: ask me again in 20 yearsComment: #demonoid
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#306876* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@l_kb0w_l> wowowo i feel dizzy
<@l_kb0w_l> and i need a diarrhea shite
<@`Jak> l0l
<@l_kb0w_l> this aint good
<@l_kb0w_l> ill have to walk up stairs without releasing it
<@l_kb0w_l> asfasf
<@l_kb0w_l> asfasf
<@l_kb0w_l> ddfuck
<@l_kb0w_l> fuck
<@l_kb0w_l> fuck
<@l_kb0w_l> ive shaat myself
<@l_kb0w_l> FUCk |
#306972* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<BuSTeR> nineX_ can i get unbanned from mumble now, its been over 3 months
<@nineX_> you still sound mexican?
<@nineX_> and have the worst mic in computron history?
<BuSTeR> well i wont sound mexican if i practice my english there
<+oranje> you banned him because of his race/hardware?
<@nineX_> rgr
<BuSTeR> yea pretty much
<+oranje> wow
<BuSTeR> i mean, 1 week is ok 2 yea, but 3 months?!
<BuSTeR> the other day the whole team wwas there and i was like :/ cant even connect
<@nineX_> until both have changed
<BuSTeR> really?
<@nineX_> unbanned
<BuSTeR> i mean you arent there all day long to hear me arent you?
<BuSTeR> thanks
<BuSTeR> i apreciate it
<BuSTeR> really
zeke [~zeke@cpe-184-59-187-49.neo.res.rr.com] has left IRC: Ping timeout
<+oranje> [20:35:37] <nzm> that's what u get when u have a tyrant japanese man with admin
<BuSTeR> banning imminent
<+oranje> he's already banned
<+oranje> olol
<imnoob> owned |
#306974* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Namelesswonder> If you were to shove RAM sticks in your ear, would you have better memory? |
#307021* (?/58) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Ninomiya-kun> SENSEI!
<Bocom> Ninomiya-kun!
<Ninomiya-kun> SENSEI!
<Bocom> Ninomiya-kun!
<Ninomiya-kun> SENSEI!
<Bocom> Ninomiya-kun!
<Ninomiya-kun> SENSEI!
<Bocom> Ninomiya-kun!
<Ninomiya-kun> (now!)
<Ninomiya-kun> SENSEI!
* JEEB changed nick to Car
<Bocom> Ninomiya-kun!
* Car drives over Sensei and Ninomiya-kun
<snip> VVVRRROOOOOOMMM |
#307086* (?/48) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Dany0> don't use xD
<Enari> Why? :/
<Dany0> it's the worst emoticon ever
<Dany0> it would be ok if it wasn't used by retards like this: "xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"
<Dany0> :DD is okay, :DDDDD is rarely okay with me, anything longer is just bullshit
<Enari> How bout "<3333333333" !
<StackCakes> :D is really the only one I use
<Dany0> if you can't express your emotions in words, it's okay not everyone is so intelligent, or has a lot of time to think about it
<Viper_> Food! <33333
<That_Guy> <333333333333333333333
<Dany0> <333 is gay and no one but you uses it
<StackCakes> <3
<That_Guy> <3
<Enari> <3
<That_Guy> Dany0, im offended
<Dany0> That_Guy: ''dramatica offended link''
<@TheGrandmaster> !m Dany0
== mode/#AoS [-v Dany0] by ^ChannelMaster^
* ^ChannelMaster^ Dany0 has been muted for 4.0 hours.
<Dany0> what the fuck? you've never seen that page in your entire life?
<Dany0> you're admin, aren't you supposed to know you're not up to click on this stuff
<TheGrandmaster> that page is disgusting. no more needs to be said
<Dany0> yes it is! now you know!
<TheGrandmaster> then why did you even think of posting it?
<Dany0> have you seen the guys that has stuck that 11 inch screw inside his dick?
<TheGrandmaster> nope, and I don't plan to
<Dany0> I posted because that's what one does when one gets offended
<Dany0> have you seen the 11 year old dismembered asian? totally fap material
<TheGrandmaster> Just don't post any more of them
<Dany0> ye sure
<Dany0> I'll pm it next time
<Dany0> ok I won't
<Dany0> you can unmute me now
<@TheGrandmaster> !um dany0
== mode/#AoS [+v Dany0] by ^ChannelMaster^
* ^ChannelMaster^ Dany0 has been unmuted.
<@TheGrandmaster> !m Dany0 24
== mode/#AoS [-v Dany0] by ^ChannelMaster^
* ^ChannelMaster^ Dany0 has been muted for 24.0 hours.
<Dany0> ok is this isn't funny
<Dany0> >=(!
<TheGrandmaster> don't push me and my decisions. you knew I didn't want any sharing of any links like that.
<Dany0> what
<Dany0> no
<Dany0> no
<Dany0> and no
<Dany0> of course not, what are you thinking
<Dany0> I don't have my psychic crystal ball with me today
<TheGrandmaster> I'm thinking of /ignore'ing you
<Dany0> can you think of unmuting me?
<Dany0> no seriously, you can unmute me now
<TheGrandmaster> I did, and added to your mute. and now you're harassing me
<Dany0> that's not even a proper english sentence
<Dany0> are you drunk or something
<Dany0> maybe you have alzheimer's
<TheGrandmaster> gah. are you asking to be banned now?
<Dany0> you're blowing it waaaay too much
<TheGrandmaster> didn't answer my question
<Dany0> ok, I'm am sincerely sorry for posting the harrassing link, it was really just a failed attempt to be funny, now not trying to push anything, but maybe I could suggest we could recover our relationship so I could request a small reduction on my penalty?
<TheGrandmaster> It'll recover if I don't have to mute/ban/warn you in the irc after the bot unmutes you
<Dany0> the bot doesn't want to talk to me
<Dany0> are you going to mincon?
<TheGrandmaster> in vegas? from my humble british home?.. no
<Dany0> have you heard the joke they don't tell stupid people?
<TheGrandmaster> no
<Dany0> you're the worst admin everComment: trolling meter says 24%
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#307102* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< jacekowski> xbskid: it's just compiled at 64bit
< RaycisCharles> Don't you feel the limitations of 32-bit IRC?
< xbskid> I don't even feel the limitations of 16bit IRC.
< RaycisCharles> You're living in the stone age.
< Some_Person> I'm even fine with 8 bit IRC
< deepy> Some_Person: I'm fine with a bit of IRCComment: 64bit compile of an IRC client.
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#307127* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< meways> salmondine hey you there?
< meways> who made the yetti?
< enchilado> IIRC, pateame.
< enchilado> Why?
-!- meways is now known as Meway
< Meway> enchilado: who made the yeti?
< enchilado> ...
< o11c> ...
< enchilado> Meway: uhm
< enchilado> I
< enchilado> ...
< Meway> ?
< o11c> already answered
< enchilado> seriously...
< enchilado> < meways> who made the yetti?
< enchilado> < enchilado> IIRC, pateame.
< Meway> oh I see it now. thanks :)
< Meway> enchilado: what topic was the yeti developed ?
< o11c> meway: [link to forum's search results for "yeti"]
< Meway> ty o11c
< Meway> nvm -.-
< Meway> passive fuckers
< enchilado> ...? |
#307152* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Derxwna> <Kaena> fuck complex number conjugates
<Derxwna> <Kaena> also derxwna you there
<Derxwna> <Derxwna> ?
<Derxwna> <Kaena> out of curiosity
<Derxwna> <Kaena> how good are you at balancing chemical equations
<Derxwna> Sodium.
<Kaena> ...
<Kaena> fluorine uranium carbon potassium you
<Derxwna> No, fluorine uranium carbon potassium you
<Kaena> Oxygen Uranium.
<TheSquishyDitto> nobellium uranium |
#307155* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< meway> what am I doing wrong?
< o11c> meway: you appear to not have a news.txt file
< o11c> which you would know if you looked at the client log
< meway> is it beause I don't have a news.txt?
< o11c> Well, that's the ONLY file the client has tried to download
< meway> i.i
< meway> I would really feel stupid if this works xD
< o11c> that shouldn't change how you feel |
#307173* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
# HelgeSverre is afraid that someone might have stolen his Linux PC since it does not respond to ping, ssh or http
<HelgeSverre> ....hell maybe someone stole my box....
<HelgeSverre> i can't remember if i locked my door...
<SIFTU> lolComment: irc.freenode.net #filmsbykris
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#307213* (?/60) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< Kliment> It's like when grannies come up to you at weddings and go "you're next!"
< Kliment> You do it to them at funerals.
< Kliment> Then they stop. |
#307258* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< Yubaba> [url to humor log of cleverbot about love]
<&o11c> [url to the results of cleverbot's turing test]
<&o11c> just look at those percentages ...
< Yubaba> ...
< Yubaba> is he even a bot
< Yubaba> lol
< Reidy> Yubaba: quiet a weird bot, he tried to correct my french, but he was wrong oO
<&o11c> I think the fault is in the questions asked during the Turing test ... when I talk to it, it is stupid
< Yubaba> loool
<&o11c> but slightly more sensible than meway |
#307285* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<socamx> 40 hours of no power
<socamx> i'm so far behind on the internet now
<DoubleV> I once took a shit that lasted 20 minutes and I was very far from my smartphone, I felt lostComment: Global Gamers
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#307293* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
DHR: what was the first genre you got into, and do you use it as any base for your tracks now? (e.g. Liam Howlet used to be a hip hop/breakbeat dj which formed a basis for loads of the tracks he did early on)
chiasm: i got into industrial in 1992
chiasm: before that I only knew pop and classical, really
DHR: you familiar with klute?
chiasm: yes, i love klute
DHR: best track?
chiasm: incest. lol.
* kwn2k has joined #bloodlines
kwn2k: hey all..
DanVanCrone: lo
Aghast: Heya.
Elucidate: Mornin.
kwn2k: any news i haven't heard?
Someone: chiasm likes incest |
#307343* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Cool_Steve: on the news they just showed a video of two cats in conflict, and one stands up on its hind legs like "come at me bro, I'm taller"
Katze: that sounds cute but at the same time i'm wondering what kind of news you're watching...
Cool_Steve: the local mews has smaller/stupid stories right at the end |
#307380* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<~HumanNoMore> my brain wants to go to sleep, my mind wants to be up, my body is "meh."
<~HumanNoMore> I don't know whether to go to bed, pass out on my chair with face on my keyboard, or stay up. |
#307392* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< wombat> yeah, that sucks...that was my first use of the sourceforge for news...and it hasn't updated. I guess there is something else we need to do.
< o11c> wombat: someone with shell access to the server needs to sync it
< o11c> although I don't see why it isn't added to the cron job
< wombat> I guess bjorn would be the one to talk to about it...from what I read in #tmw-dev about it?
< o11c> I don't understand exactly what Freeyorp can and can't do on the server ...
<~Freeyorp> I have access to the eathena account, not the tmw account or the irc account or whatever other accounts tmw has on platinum
<~Freeyorp> Though the eathena account has access to the tmw account's mysql database due to that being the pipeline for account registration
<~Freeyorp> (tbh half the time even I don't know what I can and can't do) |
#307437* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Baloop> i tyhink i might go to icleand instead of buy a new computer
<Baloop> everyones telling me iceland is a better idea |
#307443* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
wizard96: have you ever gone to court and lost?
Sellyme: No I haven't. 4/0 win/loss record :P |
#307453* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
pantera90: Hmmmppphh ermpphh. It won't stretch Helge.
HelgeSverre: pantera90, rip it off then >_>
pantera90: I draw the line at tearing my own dick off.Comment: OverTheGun.com
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