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CrazyL> got an e-mail from the lawyer today saying he's about ready to apply for my permanent residency in the UK
CptDuck> nice
CptDuck> as opposed to the email you got from lawyer after this much time living in the US saying they want to deport you as you were a terrible drain on US resources and a biohazard to boot
CptDuck> oh, and stole US jobs from real Americans
CrazyL> Duck: Nah, America was happy to keep me, so long as I didn't attempt to get any rights there
CptDuck> you should've flown to Mexico and crossed the border, it's how you get to the US and steal social resources and anchor your terrorist babies
CrazyL> Duck: I dropped countless brown babies down the toilet, none of them anchored it seems
Comment: Not what it seems....
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