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#274079* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
-!- IndieBot is now known as Guest58642
< BirdoPrey> damn you nickserv
< BirdoPrey> indiebot go away
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< irz> indiebot go away
< irz> dang
< Indiebot> doesnt work on me nigga
< Indiebot> i'm just doing nickserv stuff
< irz> whoa
< irz> you cant say that here
< irz> i think you need to apologize
<%Biiaru> yeah
<%Biiaru> apologize to everyone
* Indiebot sends out an apology to all his niggas |
#275832* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Tarman> It's not called flip flop, it's called a reasoning brain.
<Jelly> ITS CALLED A THONG GET IT RIGHT! |
#276393* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Hy71194> I know a girl who thought hard drive was slang for penis :\ |
#279229* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<darthphunk> It's always a winner. I usually mke a kickass lemon miringue pie from scratch... this year... strawberry cheesecake with white and dark chocolates all up in it's jib
<~pork-face> my turkey is going to be a real test of how much a man can eat and not die
<darthphunk> lol
<~pork-face> morgan is going quorn for her main dish, or even chipotle sweet potatoes. But meat wise I'm going to have to open wide and hope for the best.
<darthphunk> Thats what I learned in prison :( |
#279443* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MarkBao> alright this is messed up
<MarkBao> when I put this data in a form in an input box
<MarkBao> it turns into recipients"=>"\"Susan Jones\" , \"Luke Jones\" "
<MarkBao> without the stuff inside <>
<MarkBao> oh wait
<MarkBao> never mind
<Radar> pebkac?
<MarkBao> indeed OSI layer 8 problem
<MarkBao> it was being sent through my browser... and it parsed the <susan@somewhere.com> as an HTML tag
<Radar> haha
<codeape> hang on
<codeape> OSI layer 8/
<codeape> when did they re-define OSI
<Radar> there's layers all the way up to 10 now
<Radar> 8 is the person, 9 is money and 10 is politics |
#279462* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Check This Out, GREAT InformationComment: Check This Out, GREAT Information
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#282202* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<marklar|omni> RUSSIA HAS DEFEAT NAZI ALONE, WITH ONE HAND TIED BEHIND BACK, DRUNK, WITH THREE KNIVES RAMMED IN BACK AND STUCK CAPS LOCK |
#285802* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<pthree> honda f(ag)it is that what you were referring to austin?
<pthree> that's not very nice of you
<pthree> everyone knows its the ho(mo)nda fit |
#286935* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Disorganized3: what are you saying? I can't count to... 2?
Skye S2K: You *are* into that binary crap... |
#287319* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<SadisticPenguin> I still feel like crap =(
<SadisticPenguin> oh well
<Sirisian> me too
<Sirisian> my throats mest up
<SadisticPenguin> I've got an appointment with a nephrologist in a week
<Sirisian> your dead?
<SadisticPenguin> lol
<SadisticPenguin> nephrology = kidney medicine
<Sirisian> I'm sorry I'm not good with words
<Sirisian> heh
<SadisticPenguin> dead is a good way to put it though, lol |
#288167* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
synguard: Your cousin has cancer?
sietoba: yeah
synguard: Which one
sietoba: breast cancer that spread into her lymph nodes and chest cavity
sietoba: im trying to be positive here
sietoba: i can only imagine what kinda pain meds shell bring home
synguard: Like she just found out
synguard: hahahaha
sietoba: nah shes in the hospital right now
synguard: which one
sietoba: i dont know
sietoba: i didntget that in depth about the whole thing
synguard: not which tit
synguard: which cousin |
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<Nakar> What if they held a jihad and nobody blowed up? |
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Good JobMaybe You Need More Advertisements?Comment: Good JobMaybe You Need More Advertisements?
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#291417* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<redrum> OK secret chat time!
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<Heretic> hahaha
<redrum> HAHAHAAAAAAA!
<Antraxx> :D
<redrum> whoa man it actually worked |
#294355* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Syntek: she is like "Why would ever say that" and I replied to her "Maybe you aren't really sure where you are... this is the internet, where the more horrible the situation... the funnier it is."
Syntek: Really everyone on the internet wants to see a bank heist go down with monkeys with automatic machine guns mowing down babies
Syntek: well the male part anyway
Syntek: which is like 99%
Syntek: besides porn stars
sietoba: haha
Syntek: though even with porn stars the male population is still the vast majority
sietoba: yeah
sietoba: gang bangs are growing in popularity
Syntek: lol
Syntek: lesbian porn get old
Syntek: what you really wanna see is a chick getting fucking fucked
Syntek: the greatest thing is she can't complain
Syntek: stick it anywhere
Syntek: all she can say is "oh god yes... give it to me harder"
sietoba: which is what i was gonna do anyways
Syntek: right
Syntek: That all bitches should be able to say
Syntek: "I'd like a number 2 with onion rings and a large dr. pepper" "Oh god yes.. give it to me harder" "ID LIKE A NUMBER 2 WITH ONION RINGS AND A LARGE DR. PEPPER!" |
#294359* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
me: i wish cats pooed candy
Chris: O_O
then you'd, what, willingly eat cat shit?
me: if it was candy i liked |
#294373* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Narcoleptix> yo guys
<Narcoleptix> earlier
<Narcoleptix> right before I joined
<Narcoleptix> I took a shit
<Narcoleptix> and it was steaming
<Narcoleptix> yes
<Narcoleptix> it was a steaming pile of shit
<Narcoleptix> I saw the steam
<Narcoleptix> I was like "wtf"
<Narcoleptix> good times |
#294388* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
food
* BlueFusion sends the glass of wine over irc teleport
<LordBalmongOfTheAzhureSky> Look out .........................ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
<LordBalmongOfTheAzhureSky> Hell it they got me...................
<LordBalmongOfTheAzhureSky> GODAM THOSE MARTIANS!!!!!!!!
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<BlueFusion> uhComment: irc.epic-chat.net
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#294396* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<RiskyGiraffe> How does one become Lord of Dragons?
<Cydon_Prax> born with the titel
<RiskyGiraffe> Is that like downsyndrome?Comment: Cydon_Prax thinks he's the Lord of Dragons
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#294516* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<-- PeacefulAnarchy has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Valtieri> that's right, there is no PeacefulAnarchy |
#294525* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
misterj: New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done.
redrum0127: who cares, by the time the night's over i'll have killed her and shagged her corpse |
#294533* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* rmhq joined #eeepc
<rmhq> hello, is there anyone alive? :)
<rmhq> is this a asus eee pc irc channal or just a counter strike clan tag? :)
<SkaveRat> the name was randomly generated
<rmhq> oh ok
<rmhq> cuz I was surfing quakenet for a eee pc channal :)
<SkaveRat> a 1:26^5 chance this one was generated. so it's a common name
<rmhq> well, have a nice day, sir
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<SkaveRat> *facepalm* |
#294536* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<guyonasm> i like my pepperonis how I like my penis. null and void |
#294543* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<eth01> xand: i've undone it from the motherboard, yep.
<eth01> xand: when i push it back in though and push the plastic back, it falls out...? i'm probably doing it wrong.
<Gr33n3gg> thats what she said
<stork> ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<stork> zingComment: ##hardware
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#294554* (?/46) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
The first rule of Fap Club is: You do not talk about Fap Club.
The second rule of Fap Club is: You DO NOT talk about Fap Club.
Third rule of Fap Club: Someone yells "Stop!", goes limp, taps out... the fap is over.
Fourth rule: Only one guy to a fap.
Fifth rule: One fap at a time, fellas.
Sixth rule: No shirt, no pants.
Seventh rule: Faps will go on as long as they have to.
And - the eighth and final rule: If this is your first night at Fap Club, you have to fap. |
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