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#242631 (6/330) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<will_smith> gay people shouldn't be able to use the same bathroom as me
<Merihell{CD}> you shouldn't be able to use the same bathroom as anyone else
<will_smith> no really think about it
<will_smith> if gay men are able to use the same bathroom as me
<Merihell{CD}> it would turn them straight?
<will_smith> i should be able to use the same bathroom as women
<Merihell{CD}> and turn them gay? |
#244192* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<kOOlio> sheep you should have been here an hour ago
<kOOlio> #mod was wild
<kOOlio> everyone was singing yellow submarine
<Skyroshroud> 2 ppl actually :P
<kOOlio> YAH IT WAS CRAZZYY
<Arocalex> The most activity we've seen in years |
#246214* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Yurina> I'm leaving you! Doesn't that bother you!?! >:[
<Leeroy> Least I have chicken. |
#247548* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<katesmith> trebot still works it is not broken yet
<trebot> katesmith: Error: "still" is not a valid command.
<Cornsepie> lol |
#249064* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Bobofred> how do i get stepmania windowed? i tried right clicking on the taskbar and windowing it that way, but the option isnt there.
<poptart2nd> try F4, that usually windows programs.
<bobofred> no, it didnt.
<poptart2nd> shift+F4
<bobofred> no
<poptart2nd> ctrl+F4
<bobofred> maybe i should just give up
<poptart2nd> try alt+F4
<bobofred> wow... i'm an idiot.Comment: true story
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#254110* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<FliesLikeABrick> mar77a is like an argentinian version of me and elephanthunter, except a couple years younger and still learning
<Chakra> or in other words, instead of fecking around with linux, he's stitching together addidas footballs for $.50 an hour and smoking grassComment: #soldat.forums on quakenet
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#254879* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[00:27] <dk> VanDyke: that's all right you have it in Raid-16, right?
[00:27] <VanDyke> nope
[00:27] <VanDyke> raid-18
[00:27] <VanDyke> barely legal |
#255359* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Jordan> No! Give that back!
<Ryan> That's what she said!
<Jordan>... Oh god you fucking pervert |
#255943* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
-!- BlueFusion [BlueFusion@PurpleSurge-82A5D5C6.static.sa.chariot.net.au] has joined #spp
-!- THINGS [lpfthings@B09AE8EC.8032809D.59CD9F51.IP] has joined #spp
< BlueFusion> INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY FOR THE EPIC WIN GUISE, YOU MUST USE CAPS LOCK OR FEAR PUNISHMENT BY THE IRCOPS AND THE INTERNET POLICE!!11!!11!!!!111ONE!!
-!- mode/#SPP [+b *!*@PurpleSurge-82A5D5C6.static.sa.chariot.net.au] by Sleepcatty
-!- BlueFusion was kicked from #SPP by Sleepcatty [Caps makes kittens cry, so now you die! (100% Caps)]
< THINGS> GUISE, ITS INTERNATIONAL CAPS DAY, TALK CAPS OR U BE HUNTED DOWN BY TEH COPS!
-!- mode/#SPP [+b *!*@B09AE8EC.8032809D.59CD9F51.IP] by Dratini927--sleep--
-!- THINGS was kicked from #SPP by Dratini927--sleep-- [???? Too Many Caps you Moron. (100% Caps) Kick Number 23973 ????]
< NYLA> GUYS, ITS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY WWW.CAPSLOCKDAY.COM....
-!- mode/#SPP [+b *!*@PurpleSurge-FE36A3DE.netvigator.com] by Sleepcatty
-!- NYLA was kicked from #spp by Sleepcatty [Pwease dun advertise. :<]Comment: LPF RAIDS #SPP ON INTL CAPS LOCK DAY OCT 22ND 2008
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#259257* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<lumberjack> I'm diving into python now.
* lumberjack dives into python
<DammitCoetzee> I dove in to python once long ago in my youth
* DammitCoetzee makes a dramatic entrance, his peg leg tapping on the floor
<DammitCoetzee> AND THIS IS WHAT I FOUND IN THOSE TREACHOROUS WATERS
* DammitCoetzee waves his peg arm wildly in the air
* DammitCoetzee trembles in fear
<DammitCoetzee> alas, i indented one line to far
<DammitCoetzee> and all hell broke loose
* DammitCoetzee lets out a small whimper
<DammitCoetzee> when I came to my arm and leg were gone
<DammitCoetzee> all that was left was a melted case
* DammitCoetzee sighs
<DammitCoetzee> all that was left...
<lumberjack> yay syntax errors |
#259275* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** #littleBoys ***
<@ChrisHansen> Watch this.
*** Tommy32 has joined. ***
<Tommy32> OMG. It's Chris Hansen!
*** Tommy32 has quit (Quit: Suicide) ***
*** ShiftyBob|away has joined. ***
<ShiftyBob|away> OMG. It's Chris Hansen!
*** ShiftyBob|away has quit (Quit: Suicide) ***
*** Ander123 has joined. ***
<Ander123> THERE AREN'T REALLY BROWNIES!
*** Ander123 has quit (Quit: Suicide) ***
<@ChrisHansen> ???
<@ChrisHansen> Back to what I was GOING to do...
* ChrisHansen tells you to have a seat.Comment: Suddenly, pedophiles. Thousands of them.
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#260784* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Thursty> god i wanna fucking stab someone
<Whitey> with a rusty spoon
<seanap> Thursty rants and raves on craigslist!
<Thursty> wtf how do you know
<seanap> i know everything with craigslist
<Thursty> you're like the guy
<Thursty> who's been in prison the longest
<Thursty> you run the show
<Thursty> i wanna know whose ass is getting packed and when
<bittwist> disturbing information to have on hand
<seanap> ask har
<seanap> he's the most likely to have been to prison of us all
<bittwist> if it ran by a schedule, would it be more horrifying than the fear of random rape?
<bittwist> at 4am suddenly everyone gets panicky? |
#264699* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
false: tom brings up an interesting point...
false: names of death knights...
falseo: you sticking with gnomesammich?
Work: consdiering a different one
Work: I think I might roll a belf deathknight
Work: powergaming-wise, it's the hands down best choice
Work: the belf racials are incomparibly superior for dks
Work: an extra silence on a class that gets 2-3 silences already? fuck yeah
Work: free runic power? sure!
false: bah, you can take your bastard offspring of legolas, inuyasha, and sephiroth and shove it...
false: that's what I say.
Work: I shall name him inulegoroth
false: nice.
false: as a matter of fact... I can't fault you for being a belf with a name like that |
#266751* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Jason2gs> A lot of those votes are faked. Don't tell nobody.
<@Jason2gs> Like four or five I Tored.
<@Jason2gs> :) But I felt it was worth it.
<mixster> =O
<R0b0t1> Jason2gs: I faked some to.
<@Jason2gs> R0b0t1, [innuendo]?
<R0b0t1> ...
<R0b0t1> No, only women can fake orgasms. |
#268266* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<CaliQuiksilver> so what you up to `WarpKat ?
<`WarpKat> laughing at Circus City
<`WarpKat> ^_^
<`WarpKat> i really feel bad for all those who got suckered into buying "Extended Warranty Coverage" on their devices within the past year
<`WarpKat> eh...not really >:D
<CaliQuiksilver> hahaha .. I never bought extended warranties on anything that I could fix myself
<`WarpKat> i never bought EW's, period - even if i couldn't fix it myself
<`WarpKat> although...if i bought a lovedoll, i'd definitely get an extended warranty on it - no doubt
<viKingchiK> ew
<`WarpKat> i said IF
<CaliQuiksilver> lol
<`WarpKat> =:P~~~~
<viKingchiK> sure |
#268977* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Not bad... Not bad.Comment: Not bad... Not bad.
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#269240* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(Iridium) Oooh, breaking. A judge in connecticut is about to rule to allow same sex marriages.
(QuarterlyProphet) he's gonna allow it
(QuarterlyProphet) because dat's how we roll up here
(Iridium) ... gaily? |
#269657* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<rabit> OH AND ON THE TOPIC OF WEIRD FETISHES
<rabit> I must admit that my current most awesome fantasy is a bunch of cute little anthro bunnies having HARD CORE SEX. I don't know why.
<ad2836> That's not a weird fetish D: |
#269956* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[23:38] <Arocalex> Anyone else want to insult me?
[23:39] <Arocalex> I guess not
[23:39] <Il_ZoZecksi> yes
[23:39] <Arocalex> that means you wub me once more
[23:39] <Arocalex> oh
[23:39] <Il_ZoZecksi> YOU ARE A COCKSUCKING FAG AND A BIG BAG OF LIQUID DIARRHEA
[23:39] <Lexuzis> i second that
[23:40] <Il_ZoZecksi> I HOPE YOU DIE OF A PAINFUL GENITAL DISEASE
[23:40] <SittingDuck> You're uglier than TU!
[23:40] <&arsy> wow, low blow SD
[23:40] <Il_ZoZecksi> that was uncalled for SittingDuck
[23:40] <Arocalex> yeah
[23:40] <The_Unknown> X(
[23:40] <Arocalex> thats just too far |
#270685* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@joe___> MercuryTDM retail price $12,900. legit internet price $9,675 downloading off the internet: 5 minutes |
#271591* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<scathing> You just get traded around don't you.
<TelErusva> lol
<Nakatul> no
<Nakatul> they think they trade me
<Nakatul> but I own them
<TelErusva> We do trade him
<TelErusva> You don't own me Nak
<scathing> He's like a pokemon :O
<Lissy> we do
<Lissy> yes
<Nakatul> great, just what I need people getting a log of... a 15-year-old and a 19-year-old talking about how they trade me |
#272480* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<LScratcheR> HELLOOO PEOPLE
* LScratcheR was kicked by Impact (Turn caps lock OFF!) |
#272810* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
JoJofan5656: lamp
JoJofan5656: *lmao
InfernalTempestX: how the FUCK did you get lamp? |
#273044* (?/52) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Ast> Bot : do you love turds?
<Bot> ast: Yes Bot loves everyone and everything.
<Ast> Bot : even turds?
<Bot> ast: Yes, even that.
eeyore [eeyore@eeyore] has joined #manor
<Ast> Bot : you make me sick in my mouth a little bit
<Bot> ast: I don't see how you can blame me for that.Comment: Culmination of increasingly retarded convo with the channel's bot.
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#273149* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@rm-rf> SHIT DILDOS!!!
<inckie> Crap balls
<inckie> tittefuck
<inckie> bloody vigina
<@rm-rf> coat hanger abortion aftermath soaked vagina
<@rm-rf> delicious AND nutritious
<@zimzum> the question is do you poke a straw in it after extraction to drink the innocence
<@rm-rf> of course!
<@rm-rf> We call that "dessert"Comment: #bifemunix on EFnet
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