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<AzTeC> Hi AzTeC |
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<she> Its okay, you can tease me about being fat. I have thick skin.
<he> Oh is that what it is? I thought you had big bones. |
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<Crazyninjaguy> Teh wild pokemans are too strong!
<ZeroError> Pokemans!?
<ZeroError> Like... Chimeras produced by the cross-breeding of captive humans and pokemon by evil Nazi scientists secretly working for Sony???
<Crazyninjaguy> Yes...Comment: irc.rizon.net/pkmntwlt
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#223703* (?/30) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@meowchica1> the bitch just came out
<@anus_bar> Who just came out?
<@anus_bar> Palin?
<@meowchica1> yeah
<@hewasnumber1> she's lesbian? |
#224344* (?/38) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nach> No, i did sudo apt-get update
<Valtieri64> sudo ku
<nach> What's sudo ku?
* marilynmanton laughs
<nach> Ah
<nach> Sudo stfu |
#224421* (?/36) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+TrekkerCC> woohoo!!!! I took out the garbage!
<@CoredesatChikai> ...
<@CoredesatChikai> what an incredible achievement |
#224430* (?/40) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PK> do you now any famous British people?
<Guest149040677> MADOONA |
#225431* (?/36) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
21:23:34 Saladin is now known as DeusEx
21:23:54 DeusEx: Hey, if I dated Deus I'd be Deus' Ex.
21:23:55 DeusEx: Haha.
21:23:59 DeusEx: Well, dated and broke up.
21:24:02 Deus: Haha.
21:24:13 DeusEx: I got a GEP gun, let me have a silent takedown. |
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k47h5g00d51d3: >_>
k47h5g00d51d3: i think that is becoming an overused meme.
Lane: NO U |
#227828* (?/20) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Good WorkFavorite Site Ever! I just Bookmarked,Comment: Good WorkFavorite Site Ever! I just Bookmarked,
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#231854* (?/20) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
You Really did it,Comment: You Really did it,
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#232018* (?/22) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Maybe You'll Be Interested In This,Comment: Maybe You'll Be Interested In This,
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#233369* (?/36) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@McFly> "The creator of the world wide web, Tim Berners-Lee, has made an odd request: for a kind of rating system to help people distinguish sites that can be trusted to tell the truth, and those that can't."
<@McFly> wtf....idiot
<@McFly> There is absolutely no way anything like that could work...zero
<@ALGORYTHM> snopes |
#233702* (?/36) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ilanbg> someone in my dorm building ran a campaign so stupid I decided to learn about what she was campaigning for so that I could vote for her opponent
<ilanbg> all it said was "VOTE FOR COURTNEY — DUH!!!"
<ilanbg> and I was like, "that person must never have any power" |
#235411* (?/50) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SdN> hey akari are you a girl?
<Akari> >.<
<Akari> <.>
<Akari> <.<
<Akari> >.>
<Akari> asdfsadfasd
<Akari> you didn't say anything
<SdN> wtf?
<Akari> you're trying to cyber me
<Akari> ;-;
<SdN> o.o
<SdN> talk about paranoid
<Akari> talk about rapist |
#237273* (?/48) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Goddessmommylisa> when u get off want to come over?
<Ignito> When I get off, I'm probably already there |
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<kb> Faye sit
<Faye> kb: Error: "sit" is not a valid command.
<kb> Faye! SIT!
<Faye> kb: Error: "SIT!" is not a valid command.
<kb> bad dog.
<kb> faye kennel
<Faye> kb: Error: "kennel" is not a valid command. |
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<mik> I have a great idea we'll start numbering the immigrants to identify them
<mik> that should speed up the process
<mik> and while they wait to get through we'll put them up in retreats or camps
<mik> why has no one thought of this before? |
#238763* (?/24) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ash> I'm not sure if you do this too,
<Ash> but I have momentary lapses where I think my mouse can do everything
<Ash> I just walked up to grab my instrument and went back to my bed, and I was planning to sit down at a different angle
<Ash> so I would have to walk three steps forward and shift my monitor, which would have been okay except that I was already in mid-sit
<Ash> as I was continuing my sitting down action, I thought briefly, "oh, it's okay. I'll just drag it over with my mouse when I sit down"
<Ash> I do this often
<powelljh8> XD
<powelljh8> no, can't say I do that=p
<Ash> the other day my water bottle was across the room, and I moved my mouse to get it |
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<@MasterCJ> digimon is what made me first try sushi |
#239554* (?/28) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MasterCJ> AusRambo: glitch in the matrix
<AusRambo> that too
<AusRambo> gotta break out
<AusRambo> quick where are my blue pills!?
<AusRambo> its blue right? |
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<@[Rabite]> "this thing is kicking our asses, we need to stop it... I KNOW LET'S BAN EVERYBODY WHO TALKS ABOUT IT THAT'S SURE TO STOP IT" "wow that's a great idea, now that that's solved let's go get lunch. I hear they've got dead baby strudel in the cafeteria today" "oooo I haven't had that in weeks, it's so much better than the tears of the innocent soup we've been having lately" |
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<bqscott> you're so fail that people send you fail mail
<bqscott> you're so fail that you can't even make bail at the fail jailComment: irc.whtirc.net #wht
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<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, shit |
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richard: Do you see Adeola as the offender or the victim?
tomg/Home: Are you talking in the "women who wear short skirts deserve to get raped" context ?
tomg/Home: translated to women who make amusing shreak noises deserve to get shot
richard: Women who get raped deserve to wear trousers |
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