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<Namelesswonder> god fucking dammit
<Namelesswonder> carbon nanotubes seemed so promising
<Namelesswonder> now it is as deadly as asbestos
<Natalie> Namelesswonder, well of course it is. What do you expect is going to happen when you take something twenty atoms across and try to force it to pass through something soft and fleshy?
<Natalie> NO SHIT, SCIENTISTS. OF COURSE IF YOU BREATHE IN SOMETHING TINY AND RIGID AND SHARP IT'S GOING TO CAUSE PROBLEMS
<Natalie> LET'S BAN POLLEN BECAUSE IT CAUSES HEALTH PROBLEMS WHEN CERTAIN PEOPLE BREATHE IT IN
<Namelesswonder> Natalie, the US government probably would ban flowers
<Natalie> ObamaLawnCare
<Namelesswonder> now substitute probably with very likely
<Namelesswonder> "lolwut that plant produces sperm and releases it into the air? ban"
<Namelesswonder> YOU'RE BREATHING IN PLANT SPERM
<Natalie> like, guys, didn't anyone teach you morons not to breathe in the cloud of dust because it's bad for your lungs?
<HighWire> I wonder how they'd enforce that... "Lookie here Mr. Sprouting Daffodil, what are you upto eh?" Recepiant of the (probably huge) fine: Mother Nature |