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<gc> it would take approximatly 40 286's to equals the power of your average 1 GHz desktop
<cabbage> um, where did you pull that crap from?
<gc> do the math
<cabbage> haha
<ian> what math
<_gene> well you know .. THE math ;)
<jwzrd-> gc: are you adding clockspeed here ?
<gc> no its the cache, |
#3990 (6/299) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lowtax> Command and Conquer? Is that being the movie with Regis & kathy Lee? |
#4108 (6/282) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<reaper> I'm not racist I have colour TV :/ |
#4186 (6/200) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Anton> for a guess you had a shit day at work as usual?
<Alexander> just boring
<Anton> ever actually had a good day at work?
<Alexander> well ok boring and shit |
#4231 (6/336) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(unchali) I was in gymnastics til I realized that fat chicks cause earthquakes |
#4623 (6/295) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<lunargirl> Without Uncle Freddy we have to rely on our dildo supply.
<lunargirl> Which dwindles everyday.
<lunargirl> But it's ok, we have a special robot made for us.
<lunargirl> Out of dildos.
<lunargirl> THE PERPETUAL DILDO MACHINE.
<lunargirl> Hello? |
#4767 (6/218) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<aRse> dudes.. i'm not eating asparagus again for a while.. i just pissed green |
#4875 (6/271) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pimp> im going to go play with my toys now
<RiP> that means hes going to play with himself right
<pimp> no, im going to go play with my X-Men action figures |
#5297 (6/318) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jstepka2> better than losing your virginity to a 17 yr old midget at 22 |
#5625 (6/231) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Veen> if someone said they were 50% gay, would that probably insinuate that they are bi?
<quatoria> It would insinuate they want you to blow them. |
#5643 (6/315) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<anju> hell,not only do i not have brains. . . i have EXTRA BOOBS INSIDE MY HEAD instead |
#6120 (6/238) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* nailer goes to the city to acquire stuff
<zeitgeist> lol
<zeitgeist> stuff huh
<ambr> $10 says he's acquiring bumsex |
#6308 (6/194) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<GRAYwolf> Because, you KNOW suburban Massachusetts is a key terrorist target.
<GRAYwolf> We've got... Uhm... A bowling alley, out in Cambridge?
<The_Freakazoid> in that case, they'll drop anthrax into your tornadoes.
<GRAY|Myth3> Because if I don't play Myth 3 to completion...then the terrorists...they've already won.
<The_Freakazoid> Yeah, I recently downloaded DW 1-4, because if I die, I want to die having played some great NES games. |
#6419 (6/241) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<extremist> strep?
<extremist> that thing where girls take their clothes off? |
#6645 (6/221) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sonya> 14/f/nj
<rewben> oh
<rewben> im 54/n/netherlands
<Silvana> what's n?
<elph> i guess n is for nice ass |
#6842 (6/277) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<{Work}Logan> It feels like quitting time, and one should trust one's feelings. |
#6958 (6/372) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ZXTPKNNOBBBSSCS> rosy palm pilots? |
#6980 (6/243) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<chococat44> you just cant keep a good man down
<greg> Conversly, you can't keep a bad man up. |
#7023 (6/230) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ac3d> think i should archive my pr0n acording to type (movie,picture,interactive,etc...), alphabetical (a-f,g-m,etc..), size, or genre? |
#7086 (6/282) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<JanetBabe> love is the answer
<Weather> What was the question?
<DulRiff> what is 6 times 9?
<JanetBabe> how many angels can fuck on the head of a pin? |
#7134 (6/204) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Grant|BnW> Have you seen what happens if you give the mariners a sheep?
<CrashCat> lots of uses
<Grant|BnW> "A sheep. Lovely! Sheep have many uses, and the voyage is long."
<CrashCat> try giving them a woman
<Grant|BnW> What do they say?
<Grant|BnW> I'm trying to be nice now, so I don't want to if they'll rape or eat her.
<Grant|BnW> I wouldn't put anything past fucking accordian players. |
#7216 (6/236) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<eod> echo "\$cd pub" >t-shirt
<eod> echo "\$more beer" >>t-shirt
<eod> heh
<weis> cat t-shirt | sed s/beer/whiskey/ >better_t-shirt |
#7357 (6/241) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<zeitgeist> or you could stick in some crap sendmail and root that
<zeitgeist> so many ways to get a shell dude :)
<lsd> hehe
<zeitgeist> and they arent illegal if its your box :P
<Fryboy> hehe
<Fryboy> "..and its not cheating cos its YOUR DOG"
<lsd> lol
<zeitgeist> and its not homosexual incest cause its YOUR stepbrother
<Fryboy> O_O
<Fryboy> and its not trespass to property, cos it was running SCO
<zeitgeist> lol |
#7361 (6/216) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<devilgrl> qwasz: im a rocket technician for the govt.
<devilgrl> i used to be a unix admin
<pagan> sure have alot of exp for being 21...
<devilgrl> pagan: i dropped outta school and started working fulltime when I was 17
<pagan> then the .gov picked you up to work on rockets?
<devilgrl> my friend works for the company, he got me an interview
<pagan> and they saw your stunning education record, and hired you right?
<pagan> of course your full of shit, your a girl
<devilgrl> exactly |
#7766 (6/218) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** booger is now known as BROADCAST
* BROADCAST MESSAGE FROM ETG OPS: we all suck here tonight, so we are going to bounce chanserv a few times then disco ky-hub-1.etg.sucks.com and force a few netsplits on zaire-congo-hub-gw.etg.africa.org just because - vd whiz |
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