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<justin> I hope I ruined her night
<jake> Probably not, but hopefully yes
<jake> Jonis are resilient to any self-deprecation
<jake> At least publicly
<justin> For me it was like, look, I wasn't going to say anything. I wanted to! but I wasn't. But then she said that, and it's like, seriously?
<jake> Yeah, hopefully she goes home and sits on her shower-seat, which she undoubtedly has, and cries until her fingers are raisiny, and the mirror fogs up so that it's so bad that even after she wipes it off, it fogs up again, and that pisses her off, so she punches the mirror and it breaks, and cuts her hand, and she sinks down in the corner between the toilet and her little stuffed cat that holds the toilet paper, and wonders what it was that she did to that bald guy that insulted her. But secretly she knows it's just that she's a sad, pathetic Joni checker and nobody likes her kitchy jokes and her unappealing way. And she falls asleep there. Just like every Friday night.
<justin> Wow |