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#302065* (?/51) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<incluye> I do not believe my teacher understands the internet.
<incluye> "To Start: Find 7-10 sources that relate to your topic. These can be articles, websites, journals, etc."
<incluye> "Do NOT use Wikipedia or other "blog" type sites."
* incluye blinks |
#302108* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
yw> 17:18:57 <Corleonis> clearly the africans are an earlier version of the race, they have different bone structure etc
<yw> 17:19:21 <Corleonis> so perhaps the newer version of the race is trying to wipe them out
<yw> 17:22:16 <Corleonis> also their brains are more primitive than asians and caucasians
<yw> 09:04:08 <Corleonis> im going to kill 6 million jews
<Corleonis> lol
<yw> Hey, what's up
<Corleonis> you cunt
<Corleonis> you love taking peoples words outta context
<Corleonis> what a douche
<Corleonis> click
<Corleonis> but thanks for telling me what your current nick is
<Corleonis> so i can ignore that one too
<Corleonis> :)
<yw> This, ladies and gentlemen, is why I love the internet. |
#302122* (?/61) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Zombie_Will: anyone have an iphone here that lives in america?
Gr33n3gg: I have an iphone of which I live in Canada?
cathode: i dont have an iphone but i live in america
cathode: GREENEGG COMBINE! |
#302128* (?/59) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<GothicBunny> i feel like such a fail tho srsly all these geniuses
<+attacke> and still, 99% in here worship someone like you :P
<GothicBunny> and still, how many worship what?
<GothicBunny> attacke: how many worship what?
<+attacke> 99% worship a girl in a chatroom
<+attacke> its like all hell breaks loose as soon a girl enter a man dominated area.
<+attacke> (in a positive way)
<+attacke> its like a girl accidently enters the guys sauna.
<GothicBunny> lol!
<GothicBunny> u just gave nme a mental picture i rly didnt need lolComment: a girl joined a computer programming channel
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#302156* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<-- uqu has quit (Ping timeout: 248 seconds)
--> uqu (~uqu@manxo.me) has joined #testma
<Spance> uqu: crash again, damn you
<mathrick> Spance: killall -KILL uqu
<Spance> I want him to die of natural causes
<Spance> make it look like an accident |
#302177* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tronwizard> it's his own fault, he knows how much I love PB+J
<dopey> for the longest time I thought the B was actually butter. |
#302181* (?/61) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MasterCloudy> One day I'll make it to bash
<B-Rad> so will I
<B-Rad> But for now, let's try to be realistic
* B-Rad chews on a catgirl
* MasterCloudy faps to Anime |
#302196* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Mansizedmouse: Droid does
FuzzYspo0N: hardly
ima: ???
ima: in a world of doesn't, droid does
ima: stupid fucking advertisement
FuzzYspo0N: its lame, agreed
ima: "without interrupting what you're doing" ironically enough it's one of those ads that don't let you skip it in any way, so the ad itself is interrupting what I'm doing
FuzzYspo0N: ima let you finish but droid does
ima: GTFOComment: imma let you finish
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#302225* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
SubSyn: Echo419 leaves for hours at a time also ggzman
Echo419: ya is called sleeping
SubSyn: usually he says something about finding a bottle of niveaComment: nivea = lotion = ?
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#302270* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* legos has joined #vagabond
legos sighs
<legos> For what it's worth, an African-American man broke into the backyard patio last night and burglarized my ten-speed mountain bike. |
#302325* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Afoxi> ouch, i clicked on my youtube profile and i read this at the bottom: Friends - You have no Friends. |
#302331* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Wiman> Who stole my hour? When I woke up today I realized some one had stolen a full hour of my life, what is the reason for this?! I will get to the bottom of this whole ordeal, and those reponsible will pay!
<Eagle> I don't get it either... I was thinking about sleeping 10 hours and then I found out that I had slept for 9 hours
<Viper> What the fuck are you talking about? How can someone steal an hour from you? I think you just drank too much again and have a blackout now xD
<Wiman> What, you still have your hour left Viper? How did you manage that? :/
later..
<Viper> Now I know what you mean... After my friends went apeshit because we wanted to meet and I showed up an hour later I now know that there was timechange again |
#302335* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< YoHoJo> where the shit is /etc?
< TViYH> YoHoJo: /etc |
#302347* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Dark> We have one at work and I boiled water to drink mate (an infusion), but when I was pouring the water on my thermos, the lock of the tap failed, opening and allowing the water to fall on my hand
<Dark> I took this pic with my phine, it looked funny xD -he reises himself a little, and guides his cock with his paw towards your tail hole and p
<Materia> ah, yea, my brain works slowly this evening
<Dark> o.o
<Materia> ouch
<Dark> wrong thing on my clipboard xDComment: #sd
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#302363* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Arang> why are the dollar values in american monopoly so tiny?
<Arang> in norway, when you pass start, you get twenty grand
<Arang> and if you land on it, you get forty
<NEO|Phyte> you also probably need like 12 grand to buy Baltic Avenue
<Arang> bal wha?
<NEO|Phyte> one of those shitty purple ones right next to start
<Arang> okay, first off, they're dark blue
<Arang> second, they go for six edwards
Emerald> What's that in actual people money?
<Arang> and third, you can't really "burn" someone for having higher property values
<NEO|Phyte> how many people for one sparkly vampire?
<Arang> 1200 faggot dollars
<NEO|Phyte> also, True Monopoly likely uses small values because it's not based on reality, unlike your shitty version
<SweetRein> Also mind that Monopoly was first made when you could get a new car for 5$
<Emerald> You still can with the proper persuasive implements
<SweetRein> Very true.
<SweetRein> In much the same way that, with the proper persuasive implements, you can get a property for 120$.
<SweetRein> Or... you can go to Detroit and get it for cheaper. |
#302384* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Nyarlathotep (~blastbeet@210.1.208.237) has joined #channel
<Nyarlathotep> oh wow im unbanned, what the fuck
* Q sets mode: +b *!*@210.1.208.237
* Nyarlathotep was kicked by Q (3hr Tempban)
<hellgnaw> those 3 lines are hilarious
<hellgnaw> [12:44] <Nyarlathotep> oh wow im unbanned, what the fuck
<hellgnaw> [12:44] * Q sets mode: +b *!*@210.1.208.237
<hellgnaw> [12:44] * Nyarlathotep was kicked by Q (3hr Tempban)
* Q sets mode: +b *!*@77.42.236.175
* hellgnaw was kicked by Q (3hr Tempban)Comment: Don't copy/paste the word you get autobanned for...
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#302411* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Clive> Did you ever visit the old Bullring shopping centre?
<Clive> That was one of the most terrifying experiences of my life.
<Clive> For some reason, my family was visiting the area.
<Clive> My mum started getting uneasy immediately. I took a little longer to form a more studied view on the matter.
<Clive> Then I politely pointed out (and I was, what, thirteen at the time?) that the police were going round in threes, with two police dogs, and still looking jittery. Therefore, I proposed that if my parents didn't help me leave right away I was going to ask the police to get me out of there alive. |
#302417* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Foxy> yeh but i dunno how to do that x3
<B-Rad> ask google woman D:
<Foxy> lol god idea x3
<B-Rad> I'm not god, but thank you anyway |
#302424* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MasterCloudy> fini sucks
<Fini> Shut up and come back to bed MasterCloudy
<MasterCloudy> :D
<B-Rad> Cloudy, stop sleeping with your bot
<B-Rad> that's what real dolls are for
<MasterCloudy> Tell Bored to stop getting undressed around me first
<B-Rad> Bored, you slutComment: Bored & Fini are bots belonging to them.
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#302439* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@gewt> Welcome to the advanced AI!
<@gewt> I can decide what I do, and don't want to run!
<@getw> ok then, uh, now for the ruby interface
<@Freeyorp> make me a sandwich
<@gewt> No.
<@getw> over there, right next to your regular jacket
<@Freeyorp> sudo make me a sandwich
<@gewt> LOADING RUBY INTERFACE. . . . . . . .. . . . . . . .. .
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<@gewt> {DONE}!
<@gewt> SEGFAULT
<@gewt> ARGH
<@getw> irc_users.each { |u| rickroll(u); rickroll(u) while u.nick === "Freeyorp" }
<@gewt> SOMEBODY SAME ME
<@gewt> I'M DYING HERE
<@gewt> HELP
<@gewt> SOMEBODY PRESS RECOVER!
<@gewt> SOMEBODY PRESS RECOVER!
<@gewt> SOMEBODY PRESS RECOVER!
<@getw> recover
<@gewt> SOMEBODY PRESS RECOVER!
-!- gewt was kicked from #sporks by Freeyorp [Hard reset]
* Betawolf presses reset on gewt
-!- gewt [b4@ip-67-202-107-221.chicago-il.gewt.net] has joined #sporks
-!- mode/#sporks [+o gewt] by Sporks
<@gewt> Done.
<@gewt> Thank you.
<@Freeyorp> Happy to help. |
#302446* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Alister> You should really get Second Life.
<Pryoidain> absolutely-the-fuck-not.exe |
#302449* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+Nekobwaah> @lart Little_Death
* Little_Death signs Nekobwaah up for AOL for trying to make me lart myself
<+Nekobwaah> ...ouch, I just canceled that shit last month
<@luke-jr> Nekobwaah: liar
<+Nekobwaah> luke-jr: Truth, I had AOL for the first 16 years of my life
<@luke-jr> Nekobwaah: but AOL is impossible to cancel
<@luke-jr> therefore, you lie
<+Nekobwaah> It used to be, but I never canceled my account
<+Nekobwaah> I just switched to the $0.00 price plan
<+Nekobwaah> Seems to be working |
#302455* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<kaiser> just on 3sat "while we were taking this report about the ipad with 27C temperature, it showed one big flaw after 5 minutes outside of a cafe in the sun... the 600 dollar computer told us it is too warm for it"
<kaiser> "... message to apple: NOT COOL!"
<kaiser> xD
<emmy> no, very hot.
<kaiser> *badum-ching*
<emmy> bwahahaha |
#302469* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@skiff> i have a lot of norfair explored without it
<@skiff> guess i should have went down before going right
<Apofisu> never go down before doing it right
<Apofisu> might get pregnant from the residue |
#302478* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
IrrlichtLearner> I see...
IrrlichtLearner> is there a section on the forum where i can get visual studio ready projects?
FuzzYspo0N> lol.
FuzzYspo0N> you have to type in <megalazy> before any searches
FuzzYspo0N> and it leads you to the stuff you need
FuzzYspo0N> already completed.
FuzzYspo0N> where you dont even have to proram
FuzzYspo0N> you can just keep searching
FuzzYspo0N> repeatedly.
IrrlichtLearner> cool
IrrlichtLearner it really works?
FuzzYspo0N yep
IrrlichtLearner didnt workedComment: ilold
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