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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 59 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 48.7% chance of being approved.

#303049* (?/59) ⚐Flag
Sami: ME was like having a pet dog
Sami: that just likes to bite you
Sami: and not listen when you ask it for stuff
Sami: on 98 the dog actually listened
Sami: but he got bitten by a crazed lemur and has rabies
Sami: so eventually he goes cujo and you have to put him down
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