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#309450* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< DelicateFlower> therealfakemoot: i didn't and i find reading doc generally boring and tedious and dull i prefer to get into it right away then if i get into any trouble i ask on irc
< therealfakemoot> uh
< therealfakemoot> good luck, have fun
< o11c> DelicateFlower: then gtfo and rtfm
< jorrit> DelicateFlower, we generally try to only help people AFTER they have read the tutorial.
< jorrit> DelicateFlower, saves us a lot of work.
< jorrit> DelicateFlower, i.e. the tutorial is essential reading.
< DelicateFlower> jorrit: oh so i guess i have to lie to get help then? duly noted
< jorrit> DelicateFlower, lie?
< therealfakemoot> DelicateFlower: We can smell lies
< therealfakemoot> DelicateFlower: We can also smell someone who has no idea what they're doing
< DelicateFlower> therealfakemoot: not my lies
< therealfakemoot> Programming is really hard
< DelicateFlower> therealfakemoot: im real good at faking it
< therealfakemoot> It's not hard to tell when someone doesn't know anything
< therealfakemoot> I'm a low grade sociopath
< therealfakemoot> I know about faking.
< o11c> everything that therealfakemoot has just said is true
< DelicateFlower> therealfakemoot: im a high grade sociopath so i know more than you
< therealfakemoot> i"m sure you do
< therealfakemoot> Like I said, good luck have fun
< DelicateFlower> o11c: that's a lie to trick me to prove that i wont be able to lie
< therealfakemoot> you'll have a great time
< DelicateFlower> o11c: too obvious
< _habnabit> what the heck is going on
< _habnabit> DelicateFlower, don't be a dick
< DelicateFlower> _habnabit: lol dont blame me
< therealfakemoot> It's late and I've had a few beers. Also, It's Always Sunny puts me in a belligerent mood
< _habnabit> DelicateFlower, irc is not your personal tutor
< DelicateFlower> _habnabit: i never said it was
< o11c> DelicateFlower: er, yes you did
< o11c> we actually read what you said; did you?
< DelicateFlower> o11c: no i didn't
< DelicateFlower> say its my personal tutorComment: #python
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#309451* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< wushin> So today I finally managed to get the play-dough star shape prefectly pinched between my butt cheeks and the prefect consistency of bowel movement. Any one want to see a picture of my Lucky Charm Poo? |
#309454* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Cornuthaum: There must be hearts!
Cornuthaum: And fire!
Cornuthaum: Look at yourself.
Cornuthaum: Now back at me.
Cornuthaum: You wish you could be me.
Cornuthaum: But you aren't me.
Cornuthaum: Because you aren't worshipping MIGHTY KALI.
Cornuthaum: Look at yourself.
Cornuthaum: Now back to me.
Cornuthaum: What's that I got in my hand?
Cornuthaum: It's your heart!
Cornuthaum: The heart is now on fire.
Cornuthaum: I'm in a volcanic skull-temple.
Cornuthaum: All things are possible when you worship MIGHTY KALI and not something else |
#309473* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@eDRoaCH> god i fucking hate that newegg girl
<@Kizul> ...What Newegg girl?
<@eDRoaCH> dumbass asian chick that does product er... reviews? on newegg
<@Kizul> Ah. ò.o
<@Zinic> Well, least she's cute
<@eDRoaCH> you should come out here and we can go to frys electronics, theres literally 40 girls who look just like her working there at any given time
<@Zinic> I live in europe
<@Zinic> We don't have asians aside from hookers, and those are usually thais
<@eDRoaCH> im guessing shes vietanmese
<@eDRoaCH> but im not very good at that kind of thing
<@Zinic> It's why there's so many shemales in Thailand, they export all their women |
#309490* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GaryCXJk> Fucking French people.
<GaryCXJk> Fucking stupid plots.
<GaryCXJk> Fucking assraiders.
<GaryCXJk> Fucking buttpirates.
<GaryCXJk> Fucking fudgepackers. |
#309500* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* ctcpr see youtube,com/watch?v=ehrj58nJBJI
<grawity> [19:53:11] ctcpr: please don't do that in this channel (or at least choose better music) |
#309520* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<herflik> InsaneTwilight: you beat 16 people to death with dual wield steel dildo in bucks bunny costume?
— InsaneTwilight does it in a Mickey Mouse costume |
#309527* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[20:31:33] <tetrahedron> vimeo.com/67775641
[20:31:53] <tetrahedron> spread it. <3
[20:32:01] <Killswitch> No.
[20:33:29] lily spreads tetrahedron on toast
[20:33:38] <enclaved> hey guys check this out vimeo.com/67775641
[20:34:12] <lily> oh wow, look at this video vimeo.com/67775641
[20:34:12] <Killswitch> That's awesome enclaved! If you like that, you'll like this: vimeo.com/67775641
[20:34:35] <enclaved> oh that's a good one
[20:34:50] <lily> its kinda like this one vimeo.com/67775641
[20:35:06] tetrahedron grins in victory.
[20:35:07] <Killswitch> Hey, maybe you guys will dig this one vimeo.com/67775641 |
#309547* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@[Maverick]> time for the IRISH EIFFEL TOWER
<@[Maverick]> it's where you are being pounded by 3 guys
<@[Maverick]> a potato gets thrown in the air
<@[Maverick]> and the 3 guys try hi 5'ing it at the same timeComment: #cbf Austnet
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#309549* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< ComfyWork> the closest thing i come to giving pain is dissecting dead animals for school
< ComfyWork> I dissected a pigs fetus
< ComfyWork> and posted it on tmw forums
< ComfyWork> it got platyna to post her dissections too
< ComfyWork> I remember posting a picture holding the heart in my hands
< ComfyWork> it was cute ^^
< o11c> ComfyWork: link?
< ComfyWork> (snip link, grumble grumble)
< o11c> ew, .rar |
#309554* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<The_Vole> I'm joining #linuxfurs on Windows, haters gonna hate
* #linuxfurs :You are banned (#linuxfurs)Comment: #linuxfurs on AnthroChat
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#309555* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jcd> i'm using reverse reverse psychology
<MooseElkingtons> Fleischy: I am your father
<MooseElkingtons> REKT
<Fleischy> im truli undestrouctibol
* jcd finds Fleischys weak point and fires a torpedo into his cooling shaft
<Fleischy> by the gods
<Fleischy> theres TOO MUCH REVERSE REVERSING TO DO TO UNDERSTAND THIS
<Fleischy> i'm going to crash from so much reversing
<Fleischy> khhhhhhhpfffffffffffff |
#309581* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<suudo> wtf chrome, random setup.exe opens, SEEMS to be chrome updating, but why is it just called setup.exe
<suudo> dodgy as shit
<Fir35t0rm> WOOP WOOP GIRLS AND METH!!!
<suudo> and using half my cpu
<Fir35t0rm> just delete system32 ;)
<suudo> fixed it, thanks
<Fir35t0rm> anytime
<Consty> suudo is joining the rflan botnet
<Consty> used for mining buttcoins
<suudo> sounds tasty |
#309584* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[18:41:38] <Super_Random> still nothing about me on that site
[18:41:44] <Super_Random> I am happy. |
#309590* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<EnderMoney> I need an obfuscator language... something like "I love you" -> "a b c", but where short words have priority over long words...
<EnderMoney> I mean short words (I, we, etc) would take the smaller "words" (a, b, c, etc)
<EnderMoney> I probably could make it case-sensitive too... just to compress more words...Comment: @EnderMoney on Twitter
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#309597* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jzk> Everyone on freenode is a sociopath |
#309623* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<shubshub> Spiritomb + Wonder Guard + if it could have 2 abillities at Once with Cloud Nine it would be Invincible except by Destiny Bond probablyComment: irc.synirc.net #pokemon
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#309629* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<darkf> you want m to choke you with my COCK?
<CashewGuy> Your cock isn't even big enough to choke on
<darkf> it is if i fuck your throat bitch
<bin_bash> >implying it even goes into his throat
<CashewGuy> ^
<darkf> it is if i drill a hole in your throat you fucking whore
<CashewGuy> k
<darkf> bin_bash: take it like a good lil bitch
<darkf> love the blood on my dick
<CashewGuy> darkf: has a micropenis
<darkf> dude quit overcompensating srsly |
#309632* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MeestaAytch> !findquote xindirect
<dev-host> 1 results have been found :
<dev-host> [84] {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{[09:37:05]}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} <+xIndirect> C'mon KF2M, finger meh
<MeestaAytch> sigh
<MeestaAytch> !delquote 84
<dev-host> ::: Error : You are not allowed to delete that quote. Its author is MeestuhAytch.
<MeestaAytch> >.>
<MeestaAytch> don't toy with me |
#309645* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Day changed to Tue, 13 Aug 2013
< wushin> 5 pair of legs to go before I hit chest pieces
Day changed to Wed, 14 Aug 2013
< wushin> 4 more pant to go
< wushin> 3 pant left
< straelyn> \o/
< wushin> The miniskirt is real easy
< wushin> er was
< o11c> that sounds dirty when you consider that "skirt" is slang for a female human
< o11c> knowing you, that was intentional
< Jaxad0127> Rare slang...
< wushin> What me sticking my entandres every where, never.
< Jaxad0127> Nothing wrong with single entandres.
< wushin> Jaxad0127 you just can't handle 2 entandres at once?
* Jaxad0127 handles 4+ just fine |
#309649* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Yaersulf> Grr, some villain bumped DRK
<Chirei> villains where
* Chirei draws sword
-!- Sleeping-Kuruminut [~Donut@qq-FA386532.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout]
<Chirei> I must have accidentally cleft donut in twain
<Roukan> I got too happy about that. :V
<E-Nazrin> ... :V
<Roukan> Oh wait
<Roukan> I MEAN THE DRK COMMENT
<Roukan> NOT DONUT'S AGONISING DEMISE
<Roukan> [s]i wouldn't admit that in public[/s]
<Chirei> It's okay Rou
<Chirei> We all secretly wanted itComment: #scarlet-library, irc.ppirc.net
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#309650* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<akaseki> forks and redx sitting in a tree
<akaseki> K-I-S-S-I-N-G
<akaseki> 1st comes horniness
<akaseki> then some light bondage
<akaseki> then comes redx with a baby carriage
<akaseki> forks denies and asks for a test
<akaseki> N-E-G-A-T-I-V-E paternity
<forks> denied like a whiteboy trying to dunk on lebron |
#309651* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<forks> so redx was trying to bribe me into watching bleach
<forks> for "like $100"
<akaseki> $100?
<forks> no no
<akaseki> i'm in!
<forks> "like" $100
<Moon_Doggy> um.. cash first
<Moon_Doggy> ^.^
<akaseki> of course cash 1st ^_^
<redx> yeah sure
<forks> well he was wanting my paypal
<forks> but i was like nowaybrowejustmet.jpg
<Moon_Doggy> thats why you make a new paypal
<redx> forks wont give me his paypal :>
<akaseki> ^
<redx> :<*
<akaseki> yep, you make a new paypal from which you transfer funds if everything goes okay. essentially this is like money laundering 101
<forks> you enter into legal binding contracts involving monetary responsibility when you sign up for a paypal account
<Moon_Doggy> hell i'll watch a dog lick peanut butter out of your anus for the right price
<akaseki> ^ $150
<forks> it's not anonymous
<forks> and if someone pulls some hinky stuff, you can end up holding your dick, and a bill
<forks> trust me, i'm an ebay seller
* akaseki is already holding dick
<akaseki> my own, of course
<forks> you think people don't try to scam through ebay and paypal?
<redx> i dont.
<redx> others? sure.
<forks> not saying you were, redx
<forks> just... explaining my absolute caution |
#309668* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gruetzkopf> no you are abusing my channel
<SoniEx2> well it's dead why can't I talk on it?
<gruetzkopf> just make your own.
<SoniEx2> :/
gruetzkopf has just joined #soni
<gruetzkopf> you already have one.
<SoniEx2> and you didn't let me kick you ¬_¬Comment: Private chat on EsperNet
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#309673* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<%perc> awww why you banning all these dudes
mqnxrgkmjq2867 [jpnqgcu744@180.183.232.228] has joined #420chan
FBI [FBI@PartyVan.irc.420chan.org] has set mode +v mqnxrgkmjq2867
<@Kirtaner> ?gtfo zyeclmutvz4819
zyeclmutvz4819 has quit IRC: G-lined by Kirtaner
mqnxrgkmjq2867 has quit IRC: G-lined by Kirtaner
<%perc> not zyeclmutvz4819 i know that guy
<%perc> used to play gunz with himComment: irc.420chan.org #420chan (The site had been under a massive spambot attack by a PO'ed scriptkiddie)
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