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<forks> so redx was trying to bribe me into watching bleach
<forks> for "like $100"
<akaseki> $100?
<forks> no no
<akaseki> i'm in!
<forks> "like" $100
<Moon_Doggy> um.. cash first
<Moon_Doggy> ^.^
<akaseki> of course cash 1st ^_^
<redx> yeah sure
<forks> well he was wanting my paypal
<forks> but i was like nowaybrowejustmet.jpg
<Moon_Doggy> thats why you make a new paypal
<redx> forks wont give me his paypal :>
<akaseki> ^
<redx> :<*
<akaseki> yep, you make a new paypal from which you transfer funds if everything goes okay. essentially this is like money laundering 101
<forks> you enter into legal binding contracts involving monetary responsibility when you sign up for a paypal account
<Moon_Doggy> hell i'll watch a dog lick peanut butter out of your anus for the right price
<akaseki> ^ $150
<forks> it's not anonymous
<forks> and if someone pulls some hinky stuff, you can end up holding your dick, and a bill
<forks> trust me, i'm an ebay seller
* akaseki is already holding dick
<akaseki> my own, of course
<forks> you think people don't try to scam through ebay and paypal?
<redx> i dont.
<redx> others? sure.
<forks> not saying you were, redx
<forks> just... explaining my absolute caution |