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#308869* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MrGurns> no money. had to pay rent.
<MrGurns> and care payments
<MrGurns> and bills
<MrGurns> and the girlfriend tax
<A1C0wPWN> tell her "no taxation without representation"
<MrGurns> oh, i get representation
<A1C0wPWN> lips do not count as representation
<MrGurns> what are you saying.
<MrGurns> sex?
<MrGurns> i dont want a tea party… if thats what your are implying
<A1C0wPWN> no not sex, you need to appoint some sort of official who can represent you're opinions properly about the girlfriend tax
<MrGurns> will there have to be a system of checks and balances in case either party gets to powerful?
<A1C0wPWN> yes, but it must also have some sort of assured natural rights for citizens of that nation
#308872* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MrGurns> I liked your song.
<Project46> Sick thanks!
<MrGurns> now shoo. i dont want to talk to your rich celebrity ass no mo.
<MrGurns> mebbe later. but not now.
#308882* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<guinux> Hello people. I'm unnable to connect to Facebook chat with Telepathy. Any idea how to solve this?
#308886* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MrGurns> we have to keep the filters on
<MrGurns> because...
<MrGurns> yeah
<MrGurns> even though he propbaly knows how crazy we both are now
<@Mellence> who knows how crazy we are?
<Medic2044> ...you two are really messed up...
<MrGurns> now lets bit shift it to a hexidecimal base and recompile the software to make us look smarter
<Medic2044> Smart is the homo equivelant to asshole right?
<@Mellence> qpoweirua;sdlkjfz.,nv
<MrGurns> npoainepvapioenps
#308910* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mooninite> i gotta go
<mooninite> feds are the enemy
<@pb> ? mooninite... why the paranoya
<+kut> cause he's a white male
<@pb> he's an informant for al-qaeda
<mooninite> with a sex dungeon
<@pb> and 4 small farm animals
<@pb> makes me want to go jerk off to "taken" the movieComment: #iphone@EFnet
#308911* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mooninite> i gotta go
<mooninite> feds are the enemy
<@pb> ? mooninite... why the paranoya
<+kut> cause he's a white male
<@pb> he's an informant for al-qaeda
<mooninite> with a sex dungeon
<@pb> and 4 small farm animals
<@pb> makes me want to go jerk off to "taken" the movieComment: #iphone@EFnet
#308912* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MrGurns> figlio di uga
<Medic2044> gesundheit
<MrGurns> <link to Wikipedia entry: Gesundheit>
<Medic2044> ...
<Medic2044> You just went there...
<Medic2044> Yes... Yes you did...
#308924* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SpaceCowboyDave> its like that guy from REM
<SpaceCowboyDave> Why do you effin care if hes bisexual
<SpaceCowboyDave> hes a good singer
<SpaceCowboyDave> although I would wonder why he would tell people
<SpaceCowboyDave> just to raise a ruckus
<Sornaensis> dave just stop talking
#308932* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<agasa>You know those Meijer pretzel rings?
<agasa>They fit my junk perfectly.
#308944* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<artao_> i was gborn in a lighthouse my mother was the sea. i crawled to school each morning when it occurred to me that life is just a moodring we're not allowed to see. And this is what iit says to me
<Senix> "you're a wizard harry."
#308949* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<YesSirYouGandered> .roll love
<feepbot> YesSirYouGandered: I do not understand love!
#308965* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
16:08 <+preson1c> hrm. im not asian. im not short. i dont wear glasses. my knife is
bigger. im not a nerd.
#308972* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Faoluin> No, actually, I'm playing a hack of LttP
<Calfuray> You should play The Legend of Calfuray.
<Faoluin> And how do I play that?
<Calfuray> With your tongue, on your hands and knees.
#308980* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<winterwyn> I am vaguely imagining candy objects with colorful wrappers
<winterwyn> and colorful sound effects
[a bit later]
<e> Colours~
<feep> okay okay
<feep> let's talk candy
<e> :D
<feep> :D
<e> :D
<winterwyn> :D
<feep> :D
<e> :D
<winterwyn> :D
<e> :D
<feep> :D
<e> :D
<feep> enough candy.
<winterwyn> yes
<e> Alright.Comment: Candy is pretty great.
#308981* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SuperYerkers> #how do you make it have the + infront of your name when you log in
<SuperYerkers> #i ment on irc
<bilde2910> "<SuperYerkers> #how do you make it have the + infront of your name when you log in"
* Quits: SuperYerkers (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
<bilde2910> You mean on IRC?
<bilde2910> ah...
<i_like_pie101> LOLComment: #omgwtfhax on EsperNet
#308996* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hanako> A blaze blew up my house, Horo
<Hanako> =~
<Hanako> Whoops
<advi> error: invalid regex
#308999* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(%Ranma-chan) Anybody know a really good font?
(+Abigail) Comic Sans
* +Abigail runs
(~Wack0) Hand of Sean
* ~Wack0 runs
(~OBattler) KANJI16.FNT
* ~OBattler runs.Comment: irc.ringoflightning.net #abandonet
#309006* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<legion> bleh. people are asking for respawns in MWO...
<legion> THAT IS NOT HOW YOUY PLAY THE GAME.
<legion> you get ONE shot at victory.
#309040* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MrGurns> can we have phone sex when i get to work?
<MrGurns> oh wait, they call it s beam.Comment: Samsung Galaxy S3 Power
#309046* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tamama> Oh I received my pens yesterday... .3 mili is ... really nice
#309055* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< _orca> They should have called viagra coxadrupin instead of sildeafil
#309078* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Viperlin> nope i had my sweaty superman sleeping pants on and 1 steel toecap as i thought it was a very manic postman
#309080* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[20:13:44] <Andrew> even Grunt has kissed a dude
[20:13:44] <Grunt> its so much fun. love it
#309082* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RoyGBiv> There is a magazine on how to be a hipster father now
<Juuza> >implying being a homosexual man with a wife is new
#309099* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<~destrudo> Oh lord of the internet
<~destrudo> we pray to thee
<~destrudo> Doesth thine fiber glow
<~destrudo> Doesth thine photons transfer
<~destrudo> Does thine have low
<~destrudo> Does thine have high
<~destrudo> Thine hertz is pure
<~destrudo> Thine algorithms so great
<~destrudo> Blessed are we today
<~destrudo> That we can come and look upon the bits of thine internet
<~destrudo> created... in thine image.
<~destrudo> Lord
<~destrudo> Bless this array
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