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"If life is an evolving process, then consistent change is the only resolving mechanism to problematic cases."~Anuj SomanyComment: Life
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#309138* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
"One who sees the weakness of his strength can also leverage the strength of his weakness, readily, to his advantage." ~Anuj SomanyComment: Strength
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#309150* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Topic for #Sporks is: Welcome to #Sproks! Your Magnum Oops
<lstarnes> lol magnum oops
<Elizacat> lstarnes, that's how they described aji's "seminal" work on children.
<aji> :| |
#309155* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
I am too happy to have a indifferent look to unhappy people. |
#309162* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mitterco> And when you have the world's worst gag reflex, it ain't fun when people stick things in my mouth.Comment: irc.oftc.net/#linuxfriends
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#309175* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* anal-sugarbaby_ is now known as anal-sugarbaby
* Nighthawk3569 wonders what anal-sugar is
<rockchickey> god I hope it's not lube |
#309176* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Babo_ | anyone know if Holl is aslepp?
@ Tiffany | yes
Babo_ | yes you know or yes he is
@ Tiffany | i dont know
Babo_ | helpful as always
@ Tiffany | no problem
& Kirretov | babo yep
Babo_ | yep what
& Kirretov | yep as in he is helpful
Babo_ | thanks ur a big help
& Kirretov | for you |
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<Agon> lolz, fat kid walked by and I lost connecti |
#309182* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Agon> lolz, fat kid walked by and I lost connection |
#309186* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<donovan> Chris Dorner is a reluctant hero
<`WarpKat> he's also an avid skier, truck demolition specialist, secret shopper and scuba diver ^_^
<@kickaha> ... |
#309213* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Keeta> if it looks like a swede and it tastes like a swede then it's probably a lemoncake |
#309214* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Bades: FUUUUUUCK, I have so much left to live for.
εғяεαк™: ...
εғяεαк™: then why the fuck are you HERE?
Bades: I'm signing out, later all. I'll see you in hell.Comment: Reddit Steam Groupchat
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#309239* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<segin> Does Lubuntu perform compositing by default?
<Unit193> Nope.
<segin> Thank God.Comment: #lubuntu on Freenode
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#309243* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Pedro entered the room.
***[|] sniffs the air... It smells like a cat box in here. Oh Pedro is here.
Pedro: Get out
[|]: you really should sell your new catbox scent to elizabeth tailor.
Pedro: you guys cant handle the truth
[|]: I'm surprised you know how to spell 'truth' as you don't know the meaning of the word.
Pedro left the room.Comment: The story is Pedro got drunk one night and woke up the next morning laying next to his cat's litter box.
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#309261* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Danika> I think my Wii was manufactured in early 2009, like the last ones that can do GC and read DVD-Rs
<@Danika> how can I find the manufacturing date? is it encoded in the serial number?
<@Taryn> cereal number!
<@Taryn> as a kid I thought it was a "cereal number" and wondered what it had to do with the food
<@Taryn> like, Frosted Flakes is number 37, Special K is number 61?
<@NWH> There used to be a cereal called "Kellogg's Product 19"
<@Danika> I remember "Basic 4", too |
#309281* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SteelGolem> i like how you have to be able to spell to type japanese correctly on a computer
<Stradivarius> SteelGolem, maybe
<SteelGolem> do you find that holds you back, SteelGolem
<SteelGolem> .......
<SteelGolem> Stradivarius |
#309282* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<alias> but when you are a young punk and some middle aged private dick nails your shit in 30 secondsComment: #webmasterz on Rizon
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< justFen> Bram Cohen invented bittorrent, because he doesn't want to pay for anything |
#309323* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Whitney: I have to learn some Ruby toda
y
stupid Ruby
me: why not postpone it two days?
Whitney: why would i?
me: so you could Ruby Tuesday
Whitney: ...
me: heigh-o
Whitney: i want to laugh and i want to hit you
instead im going to move onComment: This happened on a Sunday
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#309332* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sanky> ***augh***
<Sanky> EVERY time i want to use the awesome search, it can't do what I need
<Sanky> right now I wanted to search for pokémon not in the Undiscovered egg group :(
<eevee> Sanky: KEEP A LIST OF THESE THINGS
<Boreeas> Linked list or array list?
<eevee> either is acceptable; i only need O(1) iteration |
#309366* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
TehKrush> also Kim Jong Oon
<lahwran> no
<TehKrush> why not
<lahwran> I'm busy watching stargate
<lahwran> much more important |
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<OneCruelBagel> Two people snogging is a meat tube with an anus at each end. |
#309426* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Auris> Don't forget those Beatles.
< Husky> I don't get why people liked them
< Husky> I mean, like one or two songs, yeah.
< Husky> But the rest sounds like the background music to a special on PBS about the history of gay tadpoles in Slovakian societyComment: Well, then.
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#309428* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Xeinok: Yeah I raped that bitch, he loved every half inch of my cock.
NES Kess: All 2 inches?
Xeinok: Yeah |
#309444* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Evan> Roslin, did this channel happen to get spammed to hell earlier in the day?
<Roslin> Evan, I was at work?
<Evan> When do you get home?
<Roslin> I got home at 9:43
<Roslin> :D
<Evan> Nevermind then.
<Roslin> Evan, by the looks of it, no
* Evan has quit (User has been banned from FurNet ([FATALDANGER] Failed attempt at spamming detected. Removing annoyance.))
<Turaiel> Well. |
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