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#310264* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Briman> y u no put parentheses for "print"
<skilz> I found it on zee interwebs
<+Cranium> Briman: you don't need the parenthesis
<awweaver> But it looks wrong.
<Briman> i know. but it's stupid to not use them.
<Briman> also parentheses*
<Briman> consistency, please
<+Cranium> It's not stupid. It's preference
<Briman> that preference is stupid
<Briman> because it's inconsistent
<Briman> which is stupid |
#310269* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mesiah> give me mod back. moot is an entitled whore
<DekuScrub> coming from mesiah
<mesiah> DEKU YOU FUCKING NIGGER
<mesiah> IF I SAW YOU
<mesiah> I WOULD SUCK YOUR DICK AND PULL IT THROUGH MY NOSE BUT WHEN YOU CUM IT WOULD BE BLOCKED FROM THE PRESSURE AND YOUR BALLS WOULD CONVULSE UNTIL YOU DIED IN A PUDDLE OF YOUR OWN LIQUID SHIT |
#310274* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
17:02:45 @ttvd
so i have red quinoa, black quinoa and regular quinoa
17:02:49 @ttvd
do you think i should cook quinoa
17:15:42 @ttvd
ok!
17:15:47 @ttvd
thanks guys, i am cooking quinoa |
#310275* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Ruberjig has quit (Quit: Client Quit)
<Lexie> oh good
<Lexie> he's gone
<Lexie> thank fuck
* KTBMedia (Gotcha@caffie-3446A1D4.twcny.res.rr.com) has joined
<KTBMedia> HI
<dax> welp
<Lui|party> welp
<KTBMedia> welp
<Lexie> welp |
#310285* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Spose> rly funny
<@Higi> srsly
<Spose> orly?
<@Higi> yarly
<Spose> bobmrly
<@Higi> XD
<@Higi> you won |
#310291* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<shonudo> cashmire would make it a pakistani/polish commemoration :P
<geggam> casimir
<shonudo> Cashmere*
<geggam> Casimir_Pulaski_Day
<aerofoam> I used to have a rabit skin whhich when dipped in petroleum felt just lllike a vagina.Comment: Aerofoam's misinterpretation of the conversation
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#310294* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MattM_> what is the correct answer to PING
<Webscale7> COCK |
#310297* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<awweaver> The only thing you should be ashamed of watching (or making for that matter) is child porn. |
#310301* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@alexs> HEY OUDOWM DOO J00 TALX TO THAT CLITSAQ LIQER EDD BEWNM? HE IS THE COOLESST I LOVE THE COMBOOZAQ IN MK#!!!!!!!Comment: #efnet @ EFNet
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#310302* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@agt> dafuq
<asdfgh> dafuq is always the first sign of someone giving a fuck
agt sets mode: +b *!*zythep@*.gv.shawcable.net
asdfgh was kicked from #efnet by agt (asshat) |
#310325* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
16:41 <doomlord_1> religion is popular
16:41 <doomlord_1> pop culture is popular
16:41 <doomlord_1> alcohol is popular. these things aren't good.Comment: #emacs efnet
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#310331* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lil_Mac> is python slow at accessing memory? |
#310350* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sdamashek> 9/11 operator what is your emergency
<sdamashek> yes, it was an inside job |
#310389* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<OverCoder> .tell me fuck every 1 hour until cancelled
<+|> | OverCoder: fuck every 1 hour unril cancelled · from OverCoder · just now
<+|> user=OverCoder, after=0, text=fuck, method=channel message, repeat=3600, cancel=cancelled
<OverCoder> omg
<+|> | OverCoder: fuck · from OverCoder · 10 seconds ago
<OverCoder> lol
<%me> gg
<OverCoder> why the fuck
<OverCoder> YOUR RUINED MY LIFE |
#310396* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jorendorff> also don't underestimate my capacity for annoyance
<jlongster> what do you find annoying about them?
<sfink> he implemented them
<jlongster> oooooooh |
#310400* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ali>Black screen with blinking cursor
<ali>What does that mean?
<mike>on what?
<mike>your computer?
<ali>never mind, andrew helped me :)
<mike>what was it?
<ali>my vagina
<mike>oh wow |
#310405* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Bread: why are you being so passive
Bread: wheres the real dan
YEEHAW: fuck you cunt
Bread: there we go
YEEHAW: you're a gay cunt aye
YEEHAW: yeah, fuck you! |
#310416* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
"So the other day, my son got a new toy gun. He went to the park to play with it and came back an hour later with a group of French tourists that had surrendered to him." |
#310419* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Wessie> >mfw lookup and see a crawling bug
<Wessie> nooope
<Wessie> it died swiftly to my superior being human
<VertMan> Congrats, Apex Predator, Wessie |
#310420* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<brandon> Adorable are you sure your not a fag who's trying to hide the fact he does not have a girlfriend
<Adorable> It's on the to do list, girlfriend just woke up, so probably won't be for another hour or soComment: #darenet
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#310422* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Atheist Coke Pie> I REFUSE TO PLAY YOUR CHINESSE FOOD MIND GAMES!! |
#310430* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Biff> the thing about mexican food, is that it basically defies all definitions of the term "machine"
<Biff> a machine usually takes an input of some sort, does something with it, and provides an output
<Biff> with taco bell, it's basically chimichanga in, chimichanga out. exactly the same brown liquified slop |
#310436* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<erisrenee> :|
<~sammi> ._.
<@elizabeth> |:
<~sammi> ·¯·
<@elizabeth> Yay! |
#310449* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< mschatten> no problem, the logging system was anyway meant to be for research purposes (e.g. SNA, NLP analyses etc.)
< mekolat> I've read this as "MLP analyses" and I was trying to figure out what bronies had to do with this |
#310454* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GreyMaria> I've just reached a truly scary level of geek
<GreyMaria> I don't have a good solid mousepad to use in bed with my laptop
<GreyMaria> (I have a Microsoft IntelliMouse, you know, with the ball underneath, no lasers, seems a lot more reliable for me)
<GreyMaria> So I grabbed up my old busted laptop and am using the lid of it |
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