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< raspberrypifan> bazhang i request an unban cause you were a total meanie head |
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<%iamalion> I hope your pasta dries out
<%iamalion> ,,|, |
#310116* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Colleagues talking:
- Being dumb can be cheap
- Yes, but you have to intelligently decide when to be dumb |
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<TheBadSpoon> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
<Bigby_> sit that table back up right this second young man
<TheBadSpoon> ┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ) |
#310120* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kantu> I named my capstone project "call of shooty" because I could call it whatever I wanted |
#310121* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+El_Genki> have you heard of the new indian dating service? it's called connect the dots |
#310133* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
you might think it won't, but it will anyways
- Soban Rajathurai |
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+pikochuu | Hi
+skasturi | Hi.
+fwilson | Hi!
+bcode | Hi:
+skasturi | Hi,
+fwilson | Hi?
+bcode | Hi;
+fwilson | Hi$
+pikochuu | hi?
+bcode | Hi‽
+fwilson | Hi^
+pikochuu | hi/
+skasturi | Hi&
+bcode | Hi_
+skasturi | Hi¡
+fwilson | Hi+
+skasturi | Hi™
+bcode | Hi=
+fwilson | Hi~
+skasturi | Hi`
+bcode | Hi-
+fwilson | Hi#
+skasturi | Hi*
+bcode | Hi∴
+fwilson | Hi"
+skasturi | Hi'
+fwilson | Hi{
+bcode | Hi|
+fwilson | Hi}
+bcode | Hi· |
#310140* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@NWH> Back in the '80s and '90s, people would show their worth as human beings by driving expensive cars. But in this new century, it's not so much about the cars we drive, as it is about whether our cars have "13.1" and "26.2" stickers. |
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<Maruinslun> Reswob once told me Morggy was sexually dominated by a salami once. |
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[17:44:18] < mischief> lets see if i can get my bot here..
[17:45:02] < mischief> my bot has the (shitty) port of acid language built in
[17:45:11] < CJKay> Hehe
[17:46:11] --> glenda (~glenda@*) has joined ##parsers
[17:46:23] < mischief> .expr 1<<8
[17:46:24] < glenda> int(256)
[17:46:28] < mischief> woo
[17:46:35] -- glenda is now known as Guest65571
[17:46:52] < mischief> ._.'' y u no identify
[17:47:11] < oleo> sup
[17:47:45] < CJKay> Lol
[17:48:14] < CJKay> .expr 1 << 8
[17:48:14] < Guest65571> int(256)
[17:48:23] < CJKay> .expr 1 << 64
[17:48:23] < o11c> .expr 1 << 64
[17:48:23] < Guest65571> int(0)
[17:48:24] < Guest65571> int(0) |
#310164* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TheBadSpoon> anyone who has or wants the title "metaphysician" should be euthanized |
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<Zeuseus> let me sing you the song of my people
<Zeuseus> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Psycho Gecko> Well, hopefully Queensland's having soem decent weather for once
<Zeuseus> KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
<Zeuseus> Killl it with FIRE!!!!!
<Zeuseus> aaaand *instrumental*Comment: Zeuseus is Australian.
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<fizzie> I am a train. There's a wireless network in the train! |
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<elliott> ais523: quick, say something funny
<oklopol> something funny hagrea:D
<oklopol> can'tä sopt laughitn |
#310197* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing?
<Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD
<Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS |
#310216* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fiora> shachaf: make friends. help people. find ways to help people be happy. hug people. have fun. make the world a little bit better. |
#310221* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Don't miss out on the Great things looking for the big things. |
#310230* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Snickers> After I'm gone...
<Snickers> Your earth will be free to live out it's obese existence..
<Snickers> As one of my conquered races. And that's how it's going to be.
<Snickers> Oh wait.
<Snickers> *creak* *light slam*Comment: I'm never me, when I'm hungry.
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#310232* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<beandip> Ignore Thread is so nice!
<beandip> fuckin' nerds
<Funboixero> ignore thread?
<Funboixero> How are you doing that?
<beandip> in Thunderbird
<Funboixero> “Oh look I'm beandip. I moved to QA and now act like a uber linux-nerd”
<evil_bastard> lolol
<beandip> damn
<beandip> I see
<beandip> :'(
beandip left the room.
<Funboixero> hahaha |
#310252* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< formorer> luca, helmut: load average: 4690.89, 4685.38, 4675.89 |
#310256* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rand_Ryan> What the blazing homoerotic-yiffer-convention-on-acid blue hell is this?Comment: Multiverse on DarkMyst
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#310257* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Turaiel> Anyone who is still using XP on their personal computer deserves to have it explode, really.
<Bellhead> Turaiel, if you think it should explode for using XP and say so again, I will end you.
<Turaiel> Bellhead, but I am only electrons moving across a wire. How will you end me?
<Turaiel> How do you know I even exist?
<Bellhead> I have access to a program that has the ability to burn out a CPU.
<Codemonkey> You could just run the halt-and-catch-fire instruction.
<Bellhead> Very simple, yet quite deadly.
<Turaiel> Bellhead, HA
<Turaiel> HA HA HA
<Turaiel> Oh, you're funny.
<Turaiel> Good try, but if a CPU gets too hot it'll just shut off. Maybe you can shorten its life by a little bit.
<Turaiel> But good luck getting physical access to my machine to run that anyway~
<Turaiel> Bellhead, you can't even keep yourself secure. I don't think you have the knowledge to break into mine.
<Bellhead> I don't need it. I have nerd friends.
<Turaiel> They can't either.
<Bellhead> Oh?
<Bellhead> How sure are you?
<Turaiel> It's quite funny how you're threatening me.
<Turaiel> Completely sure.
<Bellhead> Don't insult my stuff.
<Turaiel> What are ya gonna do about it?
<Bellhead> Do you wanna find out?
<Turaiel> I'd love to see you try.
<Bakuryu> also, dont threaten people with hacking
<Bellhead> You're a dipshit, ya know that?
<Bakuryu> i will be forced to ban yo
<Bakuryu> you*
<Bellhead> Baku, understood.
<Turaiel> Bellhead, pretty sure you're talking about yourself now. You have no idea what you're even talking about.
<Bakuryu> and/or pull your IP and report it
<Codemonkey> Usually when I ask people what they're gonna do about it it ends with making out, not fighting..
<Turaiel> You're the one who thought software could scratch your disk.
<Bellhead> You insulted my stuff.
<Bellhead> Don't.
<Bakuryu> so what
<Turaiel> What's your point? xD
<Bakuryu> its a random person on the internet
<Bakuryu> and you're getting upset he's insulting your setup?
<Bakuryu> how young ARE you
<Bellhead> It's also a crime punishable by jail time where I am.
<Bakuryu> so are hacking threats here
<Turaiel> Bellhead, you're inside the US. It's not illegal to insult someone. xD
<Bellhead> If you want to ban me, go ahead, I've more than earned it.
<Bakuryu> it's considered a cyber-crimeComment: Bellhead shut up after that.
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#310261* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< nm0i> i'd have to read old topics on forums to fully understand your sentence
< wushin> no I'm just talking out of my butt |
#310262* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
no cost to smile |
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