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#309913* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Southclaw> league of losers
* Southclaw runs
<dugi18> League of losers am i rite
<dugi18> Lol
<Southclaw> nice
<dugi18> High five
<Southclaw> great minds think alike |
#309918* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Crazytales) grawity: hey you
(Crazytales) grawity: can you
(Crazytales) grawity: give me
(Crazytales) grawity: ops plz
(Crazytales) grawity: me lost
(Crazytales) grawity: the ops
(Crazytales) grawity: when me
(Crazytales) grawity: changed
(Crazytales) grawity: servers
(Crazytales) grawity: me lost
(Crazytales) grawity: o: line |
#309926* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Homelander is going to fall over of exhaustion
* LaughingMollusk jabs Homelander in the heart with a syringe full of cocaine, caffeine, and adrenaline
<Homelander> LaughingMollusk: issue is I've maxed out caffeiene and adrenaline
<Homelander> and I"m all out of cocaine |
#309936* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pitz> girl you know it's
<pitz> yes you know it's true
<pitz> ooh ooh ooh
<pitz> I eat poo |
#309942* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mfcorrea> i want help friends i want to downloading mac what about it
<yony> go to apple site and download a mac, it's easy
<Gondor> and I want to download a better worldComment: TL
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#309947* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
VanGelder: this course is fucking spring snow
VanGelder: seriously it looks like corn snow
VanGelder: man this will be big disadvantage for the leaders
VanGelder: 17 more
laci: salmon?
VanGelder: slalom
VanGelder: its going to be a mess the last few
VanGelder: will be huge ruts
VanGelder: and piles of corn
VanGelder: i would never know which poles you have to go around
laci: Thats the advantage of being Russian or Nazi, you just take out as many poles as possible
VanGelder: ha
VanGelder: or meatheads if you are archie bunkerComment: while watching womens slalom @ Sochi
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#309965* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
"To know and know that you know, not to know and know that you don't know, that is to know."~Chinese Proverb |
#310014* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ink> okay, i've filled out my march madness brackets
<ink> UCLA to win
<`WarpKat> really? UCLA???
<ink> :-D
<ink> What? am i supposed to pick stupid florida?!?!
<`WarpKat> no - don't pick Florida - they'll all shoot and kill each other for standing their ground |
#310021* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+osuka_> BlackMoon: Fuck Turkey.
<+BlackMoon> osuka_: Sorry im not into birds that way.
<+osuka_> No, not turkey, Turkey
<+osuka_> note the difference
<+osuka_> Not turkey as in food, but Turkey as in censorshipComment: #risucraft @ esper.net
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#310037* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@artyfag> every gun i have has a story behind it, and that story is a saw it in a shop window |
#310046* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
irc.nothingirc.eu/6667, channel #, 30/3/2014
<UltimateNate> What is open ziplinks support?
<UltimateNate> I ment
<UltimateNate> Ziplinks support?
<UltimateNate> Because im creating a new unrealircd server
<UltimateNate> With IPv6 and SSL support
<whiskers75> o.o
<whiskers75> dunno
<MRX> OM NOM NOM, ZIPLINKS
<UltimateNate> You ate my ZIPLINKS
<UltimateNate> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* whiskers75 slaps UltimateNate around a bit with a 04r05a07in03bow 11tr12o13ut
<UltimateNate> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [truncated] |
#310049* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Innocence is slow poison.
(This is world of cruelty, every should be brave enough and have courage to face others else your innocence is a leach that drinks your blood and finally sufferer will be you). |
#310050* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Twilight_Kyle> I haven't even read the rules
<+Nebulon> Unless Twi's titties are also devouring Scootaloo gruesomely or something
<+Nebulon> ...read them
<Derpy`> I’m going to draw that then Nebulon
<Derpy`> You’ve doomed us all
<+Nebulon> read them *at least twice*
<Twilight_Kyle> why bother, I barely even comment on anything
<+Nebulon> Do you ever upload?
<Twilight_Kyle> Nope.
<+Nebulon> Use multiple accounts?
<Twilight_Kyle> Nope.
<+Nebulon> Post on forums?
<Twilight_Kyle> they have forums?
* soundtea facehoofsComment: irc.ponychat.net #bronystate
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#310059* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Bigby> hey, did you hear about them curing Hepatits C>
<TheBadSpoon> no
<TheBadSpoon> did they really
<+Bigby> they cured it
<TheBadSpoon> heroin addicts rejoice |
#310060* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hekel> "Daily 620 million Indians are defecating in the open."
<`WarpKat> you really have to look at the bright side of the fertilizer industry
<hekel> …Half… of India.. is shitting in the street.
<`WarpKat> "...made with 100% 'Real Indian Manure'!"
<`WarpKat> "Don't you mean 'Indian cow manure'?"
<hekel> lol
<`WarpKat> "No! I mean real Indian manure! As in the Indians gave a shit!" |
#310066* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Aster> I wish I had a sister :(
<Aster> I'd wear her undies when she's not there
<Aster> Which would be most of the time since she'd be studying.Comment: #sfml@irc.oftc.net
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#310067* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Holst-{laptop}> paddyIBM: Hey..Beiber was just a kid until the yanks made him some...thingComment: #jupiterbroadcasting
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#310068* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< dwarder> CelestialWalrus: give me a chick without a dick |
#310072* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lykkan> $135 more into my account
<Derstn> lykkan: I'll be your bestest friend for 50 bucks. |
#310073* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
ink [~ink@159.153.131.22] has joined #linuxfriends
<hekel> oh this fucker
hekel stabs `WarpKat with ink
<`WarpKat> ink's dull - he doesn't even break skinless chicken =:P
<ink> derp |
#310074* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CelestialWalrus> srock,
<srock> yes
<CelestialWalrus> Why do you lick me?
<utopian> irssi doesn't
<srock> i like warm buns
<CelestialWalrus> It's wal-rus not warm-buns
<CelestialWalrus> how could you confuse that?
<srock> are saying walrus have no buns
<CelestialWalrus> Yeah
<srock> what do you sit on then? |
#310077* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< meway> When it comes to a text base conversations. It can be easily misconstrued entirely into something that is not intended. This may have been the cause of it. Or he was already initiated in the behavioral state
of mind that lead him to be angry. Either way I will live on and so will you. I find it hard to believe that it is any of your business that he was pissed off at me. I feel that me and wushin are perfectly capable of
communicating this to one another.
< o11c> yes, well ... *I* am long tired of that fact that 99% of our conversations about about our conversations
< meway> indeed
< meway> than lets stop talking about it.
< meway> lets agree to disagree.
< Trixar_za> So meway lost
< meway> Trixar_za, no I win because fuck logic and o11c likes to eat mash-potatoes and he knows it. |
#310079* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Me> Tsorin has never heard of unix
<Tsorin> Heard of it, don't know anything about it.
<Me> wow Tsorin, you should read up on it. UNIX is like the English of operating systems.
<Me> It was designed initially with extremely few functions, that act as building blocks for very complicated problems. In fact, it only had 6 functions: open close fork execute read and write.
<Tsorin> wtf does fork do?
<Tsorin> Eat your data?
<Tsorin> Jeez unix, put down the fork! |
#310081* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@skiddiks> .c sleep, fap hug Torn
<%Belfiore> skiddiks: fap hug Torn
<@skiddiks> whoa
<@skiddiks> whoa whoa whoa
Torn [~Torn@I.Prefer.The.Air] has left #commie-subs |
#310090* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
ubudog: Aaauggh sorry
Anti-Sleep: it's ok
ubudog: My right testicle was being crushed |
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