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#309695* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Althir) And when you stare at the mibbit, the mibbit, too, stares at you. |
#309698* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[21:19:46] 18<~ Tanmay> anything I miss?
[21:20:06] 18<+ nyx114> welp
[21:20:08] 18<+ nyx114> im vegan now
[21:20:08] 18<~ Sammael> Just me raging about stupid DB Evolutions.
[21:20:10] 18<~ Tanmay> LOL
[21:20:13] 18<~ Tanmay> nyx114: .
[21:20:19] 18<+ nyx114> other than that, not much
[21:20:24] 18<~ Sammael> nyx114, Ovo-lacto vegetarian, maybe.
[21:20:30] 18<+ nyx114> nope
[21:20:30] 18<~ Sammael> But not full vegan.
[21:20:32] 18<+ nyx114> pure vegan
[21:20:45] 18<+ nyx114> i had a can of beans today
[21:20:49] 18<+ nyx114> im miserable
[21:20:57] 18<~ Sammael> So you partake not of the meat or the breast of anything with a face?
[21:21:11] 18<+ nyx114> i went into an irc channel to troll some vegans
[21:21:17] 18<+ nyx114> they made me feel bad about myself
[21:21:19] 19<+ nyx114> Sammael: yes.
[21:21:30] 18<~ Sammael> nyx114, do you like tits?
[21:21:36] 18<+ nyx114> yes
[21:21:39] 18<~ Sammael> Do you wish to suck on said tits?
[21:21:42] 18<+ nyx114> yes.
[21:21:48] 18<+ nyx114> too bad?
[21:21:49] 18<~ Sammael> Then you aren't vegan.
[21:21:57] 18<~ Sammael> Tits are attached to a woman.
[21:22:01] 18<~ Sammael> A woman has a face.
[21:22:03] 18<~ Sammael> `=`
[21:22:04] 18<+ nyx114> the mind is willing but the flesh is weak.
[21:22:16] 18<+ nyx114> fuck veganism
[21:22:26] 18<+ nyx114> i cant live without tittiesComment: Straight men can't be vegans
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#309703* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(after 5 days of wushin submitting an ammo patch for review and o11c finding issues)
< wushin> Did you see my latest ammo try?
< o11c> saw an email, haven't looked
< wushin> I know why you put off writing that...
< wushin> FML. Ammo/Launcher...
< wushin> I used to be a developer then I took an Ammo script to the head.Comment: #themanaworld-dev
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#309729* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< koshka> i'm boycotting disney princesses until asuka is given her rightful positionComment: #raspberryheaven
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#309730* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Zen_Misanthrope) We even use thumpers, they bring their bibles and that bus comes quick.
* thelaptop facepsalm
* Zen_Misanthrope sneaks away. |
#309736* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+nimrod> one time i stuck my dick in a toilet paper roll
<+nimrod> and it got hard
<+nimrod> and ripped the fucker |
#309739* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
&rocker2344 | tree.shifity ($3.50)
&rocker2344 | south park reference
&rocker2344 | chef's parents and the locness monster
@Sirus | locness monster, that's what luridfuzz called his ex
&rocker2344 | 0.o
@Sirus | not because she was Scottish, because she was shamoo
&rocker2344 | ohhh more of her t love?
@luridfuzz | Lochness. Get it right.
@luridfuzz | xD
&rocker2344 | or just a giant blow hole?
@luridfuzz | Nah, she just sucked.Comment: opps was formated wrong
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#309750* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
“It's not who you are, but what you're made of. It's not where you come from, but where you're going to.” ― Carew Papritz, The Legacy Letters: His Wife, His Children, His Final Gift |
#309752* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
"To remember you so vividly, dancing there, with sweet champagne pulsing through your veins . . . to know what it's like to feel another's presence pulsing through mine. And each time, looking forward to popping that enchanted cork with you and really disappearing from the world as we knew it—wondering if we would ever return.” ― Carew Papritz, The Legacy Letters: His Wife, His Children, His Final Gift |
#309755* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
“Kids are kids and not little adults. They're watching and listening to you all the time. They're figuring out the game plan but still don't know all the rules. Talk straight to them and they'll respect you for it.” ― Carew Papritz, The Legacy Letters: His Wife, His Children, His Final Gift |
#309759* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ekduo> 10k ded, usa is sending aid to philipines
<dn|i7> send \\Mr_C\\ over there
<dn|i7> good riddance
<nothing> meh.
<Yamato> \\Mr_C\\, I'm sure #wtfpwnt will pay for it.
* Yamato coughs up 49 cents.
* nothing poops a dollar.Comment: #wtfpwnt on irc.rubbermallet.org
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#309770* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Tak> lol
< Tak> i should prolly go get raped againComment: the sad part is he's not kidding
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#309790* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
kyl_ | what does nasa even do except waste money traveling to a giant empty space
technoid_ | They should use the vacuum of space to clean my house.Comment: #devious
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#309792* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
pip: decided to take a break from writing and make myself a gatorade [using powdered mix]
pip: hoo doggy is that canister disgusting
zashi: it's just absorbed moisture out of the air
zashi: it's still too much sugar for bacterial/fungal growth
pip: doesn't make it not gross
pip: looked like oompa loompa poo
zashi: why would you assume oompa loompa poo would be orange?
zashi: I'm not black and shiny like pudding
pip: no i mean like if i ate a bunch of oompa loompas then poo'dComment: my wife, ladies and gentlemen
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#309798* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@AfterLifeLochie> I need more of me.
<@AfterLifeLochie> Except more might be bad.
<@AfterLifeLochie> Could you imagine
<@AfterLifeLochie> MORE AfterLifeLochie?
<@Michiyo> no thanks
<@Michiyo> :P
<awweaver> That means we can make more lotion |
#309800* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<n4n4k1> "I unfortunately don't have any toys yet, *but* I did recently discover my butt!"
<n4n4k1> Those are the words of someone you travel 4 hours to go to brown-town with, but don't bring home. |
#309814* (?/11) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<alysin>: I finished with the primer on all the wood paneling except for the small wall near the bathroom..that needs a little sanding. When you get home I need to go to the hardware store and get the paint
<`WarpKat>: o.O
<alysin>: what?
<`WarpKat>: O.o
<alysin>: lol
<`WarpKat>: sorry - your transmission was garbled...all i got was "SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSHSHSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..."
<alysi n>: pfft |
#309818* (?/7) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
TN_88: don't you think creative people like us should all have a quiet shack in the middle of nowhere with everything we need to make our stuff?
mibu: YES
mibu: YES
mibu: YES
mibu: YES
mibu: YES
mibu: YES
mibu: YES
mibu: YES
mibu: YES
mibu: YES
mibu: YES
mibu: YES
mibu: YES
mibu: YES
mibu: YES
mibu: YES
mibu: I do. |
#309839* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Patrick> what language is the mirc scripting language ? |
#309846* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
suzumotod: lol i hate skype
Peakview: Why?
suzumotod:it tried to force me to open the link in Internet Explorer
suzumotod: or as i call it
suzumotod: the worst internet browser in the history of the world
suzumotod: even bing is better
Peakview: Bing isn't a web browser...
suzumotod: i know
suzumotod: its still better
Peakview: Bing == IE
suzumotod: i doubt that
suzumotod: since bing can actually search
suzumotod: and not freeze
suzumotod: and not download 100 viruses from looking up the word HI
Peakview: Bing is a disease, and IE is the carrier
suzumotod: actually i think of bing more as a vaccination
suzumotod: and IE is the virus
suzumotod: different opinions i guess
Peakview: Ok, tell me when you're off of drugs (clap)Comment: My friend thinks A: Bing is a browser, B: Bing is good.
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#309848* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
InsanityBringer> so apparently you react to people playing hl2 without dying
<lauren> awefst: we serve the same mystery
<InsanityBringer> by rapidly shaking your head
<awefst> ykeah
<awefst> yeah
<awefst> I do
<lauren> by vibrating at 5 hz*
<awefst> thats exactly what I did
<awefst> seriously
<awefst> not even kidding |
#309855* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<oots> BlueProtoman: Do you remember the other person I spoke to who was associated with UQ and did ecology research?
<BlueProtoman> oots: No, sorry.
<oots> Zane, or Zeno, or something similar to that.
<o0elise0o> Oh, Zeno isn't here.
<o0elise0o> For some reason I saw the word Zeno and spilled my chocolate waffers
<nso95_> chocolate waffers?
<o0elise0o> Yes
<o0elise0o> Those waffers shaped like a straw, with chocolate magically smeared all over the inside of the tube
<o0elise0o> They must pour chocolate inside of it with a funnel
<nso95_> oh
<pyon> o0elise0o: Does the word "Zeno" rustle your jimmies that much? :-O
<o0elise0o> I guess so, Pyon
<o0elise0o> I almost fled.
* o0elise0o nods.
<o0elise0o> Rustle My Jimmies
<o0elise0o> Repositioning sexual organ
<o0elise0o> For males, repositioning of the penis and testicles. For females, repositioning of the breasts.
<o0elise0o> In awkward situations I like to rustle my jimmies
<o0elise0o> Ok, so maybe I should refrase my answer to: No |
#309861* (?/17) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-!- LinearInterpol has quit [Ping timeout: 260 seconds]
<@egrep> We've lost LinearInterpol... :(
<@egrep> He's gone.
<@jrvc> :(
< alt_drone> noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
<@egrep> We... we... we need a replacement...
-!- CubicCIA has joined #mainehackerclub
<@egrep> ...nope. Not good enough.
-!- CubicCIA has left #mainehackerclub [] |
#309880* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sdegutis> What did the alphabet say to the insect?
<sdegutis> O, I C.. U R A B! |
#309894* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
kaneda: SCiMiTAR would fuck a tree if it had a vagina
mro-: or a knot that looked like one
SCiMiTAR: lol nah i wouldnt fuck a tree
mro-: what if it was a sexy tree
SCiMiTAR: like a birch or willow?
mro-: *PICTURE OF TREE*
SCiMiTAR: nah thats not a birch or a willow |
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