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#301724* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
park ugh do they really have to continue showing the charles barkley taco bell commercial
timmy did he advertise the black taco ?
ham RET'S GO TO TACO BERRRRRRRRRRComment: P.S. park is asian
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#301731* (?/75) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
@\ashley : heres a thought
@\ashley : elderly people
@\ashley : why do they bother having fire alarms
@\ashley : two main reasons
@\ashley : 1: they're deaf.. they wouldn't hear them
@\ashley : and
@\ashley : 2: if they did hear them it'd take them 30 minutes to get down stairs by which time they'd be dead..
@\ashley : so what they are to elderly people is(if they hear the alarm)is an indicator telling them they're going to die.Comment: point?
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#301746* (?/57) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< sadkatana> chizu: are you just currying everything?
< chizu> I prefer my food properly Schonfinkelisated.
<~itisi> wut
< sadkatana> chizu: areyou using combinatorics and lambda calculus on your dinner?
< chizu> How else would I cook anything?
<~itisi> haha
<~itisi> that should go on bash |
#301748* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*****Topic set by Trym To : ASS!!!*****
<trym To> Guess what guys!!!
<Duc>What
<Phouc>what.
<Truong>what ==
<wannabeaviet>What...
<trym To> i just got an ass surgery!
<Phouc>So?
<Truong>So???
<Duc> So what.
<wannabeaviet>Dude, that's sick and it's gay and lame... wtf....
<trym To>It's so refreshing!
<Duc> F*** you, you sick ass.
<Phouc>What the Hell, F off
<Truong>...someone kick him...please
***Truong was kicked by trym To (Quit: Fuck you)
<Duc> Oh, Shit! I forgot that Trym To was the Host...
<Phouc>... Oh, Fuck.
<wannabeaviet>OMFGWTFishappeninghere?
***wannabeaviet was kicked by trym To (Quit: OMFGijustkickedyou!)
***Phouc quit Irc (Quit: I'm getting the Hell outta here be4 i get kicked)
<Duc>please don't kick me!!!
<Duc>Please!!!
<Duc>please!
<Duc>you're not a sick ass! Please don't kick me!!!!
***Duc was Kicked by trym To (Quit: i wasn't going to kick you until you reminded me that you called me a sick ass)
<trym To>Wait, i just kicked everyone -1 ...
<trym To>Oh, Fuck Me! ==
***trym To quit (Quit: I'mmanoob)Comment: W.T.F.
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#301769* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* tyger is a speed skating fan
* tyger grew up in traverse city, mi
<niteshad> The only thing I've ever been speed skating in was the Camaro.
<niteshad> That didn't work out so well. |
#301789* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<{KHI}DellGuy> what....
<{KHI}DellGuy> bwr, i think taerom might kill you
<bwr> why
<{KHI}DellGuy> youve never seen george carlin before ?
<Taerom> you've never seen george carlin?!
<Taerom> what kind of american are you?!
<{KHI}DellGuy> the commie kind!
<bwr> that is correct
<{KHI}DellGuy> :O
<Jaheira> :-/
<-- Taerom has kicked bwr from #staff (no commies allowed here, except dellguy) |
#301790* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<BigWang> i am masturbating with merciless intensity. |
#301795* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Arkabzol> I wonder how it would be to get a boner now
<Moon_Doggy> ...
<Moon_Doggy> I WIN |
#301814* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[paolocito] hi room, anyone here would nkow the answer of why my soulseek makes my connection extremely slow when using browsers?
[Cravings] are you using all your upload bandwidth
[Ferox Regicide] no
[debug] Why not.Comment: nicotine channel on soulseek
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#301833* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<shoust> dimsy: were you able to watch that video? :P
<dimsy> shoust: the porn one?
<dimsy> oh
<dimsy> shit
<dimsy> wrong window
<dimsy> wrong convo |
#301837* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<subrand0m> if I had 10k usd to buy a awesome computer
<subrand0m> I would still buy Amd |
#301840* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@fahadsadah> Attaching my machine to my router by serial without a voltage converter
<@fahadsadah> Don't be alarmed if I ping out |
#301842* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< cooLLedge> is there any palce
< cooLLedge> to listen to the bbc radio stations
< cooLLedge> online?
< Reapercore> iplayer?
< Hessen> phoen up bangbabes and get them to change their background music to five live |
#301854* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
him: /whap
me: /ehwut?
him: I get the feeling that they are trying to replace me with a physicist
him: 2 reasons
him: my physicist boss want's to take over the programming
him: and it's the hardest conceivable path to training someone new
me: hahaha@last reason
me: grrr, that's too long for a .sig inclusion
him: "I don't know c++ or IDE, and I am not familiar with this physical system, and I do not have a strong mathematical background in multivariable calculus or partial differential equations"
him: _fuck_ |
#301886* (?/59) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
-->| Razithel (~raz@NewNet-56472DE9.nyc.res.rr.com) has joined #srw
<Cornuthaum> surprise buttsex is always a danger.
<Razithel> ...
<--| Razithel has left #srw (Leaving) |
#301892* (?/45) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Aerv> I think my subwoofer is dead :/
<mooeypoo> is that a euphemism?
<Aerv> No, it just cut out and it only comes back on when I kick it
<Aerv> then only for a few seconds
<mooeypoo> .... fuck, Aerv, is *that* a euphemism?
<Capn_Refsmmat> loose wire?
<mooeypoo> 'cause you're starting to worry me
<Aerv> Nope, checked them
<Aerv> mooeypoo: I take my music very seriously
<Aerv> I almost killed myself when I heard Travis Barker survived the plane crash
<Aerv> I was so excited when I thought he was deadComment: #sfn irc.blackcobalt.net
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#301900* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Aary says
*He's a sadist not a masochist.
General "Types with fingers" Derangement says
*Didn't need to know that.
Aary says
Yes you did.
General "Types with fingers" Derangement says
*Why on Earth would I need to know?
Aary says
*Because it will likely answer many questions in times to come.
General "Types with fingers" Derangement says
*Holy shit, you're right. You're right. Ask me any question, I bet that answers it.
Aary says
*Why did George Bush suck so much?
General "Types with fingers" Derangement says
*Because your boyfriend is a sadist.
General "Types with fingers" Derangement says
*It didn't answer the question, but it distracted you from it. Next best thing.
General "Types with fingers" Derangement says
*From now on when people ask me tough questions, I'll say "Because Rosie's boyfriend is a sadist".
Aary says
**laughs*
Aary says
*I like it.
General "Types with fingers" Derangement says
*If they persist, I'll make up a sex story that brings sadism to a whole new level.
General "Types with fingers" Derangement says
*And if they STILL keep asking, that shit must be pretty damn important, so I'll answer. |
#301910* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<himbamcky> when I think about my furture I get really confused.
<himbamcky> I mean I'd love to go back to a tech school
<himbamcky> I'd like to go to ITT because of their linux/programming courses
<himbamcky> but they aren't accredited
<himbamcky> that's just like pulling my degree from a bubble gum machine
<himbamcky> that I paid 100k on |
#301912* (?/45) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< fbstj> I fucking pressed restart, and it stays on...fucking shit
-!- fbstj [~joe@unaffiliated/fallingbullets] has quit [Quit: Leaving.] |
#301928* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Arto: Unfortunately I'm not into donuts anymore... I am a far more formidable human. In the stocking size of average weight, I am still human, but my pc makes me into a god, for I may speak, hear and fear no evil, but my idle fingers are the hands of satan himself!
Arto: Reading at what I typed, I am actually thinking now... wtf? |
#301929* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* amee2k hands PaigeWitchyWoman a hi vis vest
<PaigeWitchyWoman> hi vis?
<awilcox> PaigeWitchyWoman, not sure what the USian term is, that's what road workers wear for instance
<awilcox> a hi vis vest
* PaigeWitchyWoman puts on a tanktop
<awilcox> it's like orange and neon
<PaigeWitchyWoman> awilcox: oh
<PaigeWitchyWoman> <,<
<amee2k> just google image search it. its a pretty common term
<amee2k> i gather english is not your native language?
<awilcox> amee2k, no, her native language is american.Comment: English != American
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#301991* (?/63) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Foxhound: So I'm reading a forum thread, about someone whose Mac broke
Foxhound: And they're all trying to guess why
Foxhound: "It tried to become a supercomputer?"
Foxhound: "It tried to become a proper computer?"
Foxhound: "It tried?"
Foxhound: "It?"
Foxhound: "?" |
#301997* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Kuwabara says:
I also invented a wrestling move called "the shark" inwherewhichby I threw my friend through a sheet of that stupid decorative wood stuff you see in basements whichwhenforth he broke his glasses whereinsuch he demanded that I pay for repairs atwhichpoint I laughed |
#302033* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Jinx> I HAVE A PENIS :>
<AMG87> ino! you beat me with it last night
<AMG87> ...
<AMG87> i'll never say "no" againComment: #Random_Room on irc.random-irc.net
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#302052* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* MagicPointMe (~omegle@dyn-128-59-149-99.dyn.columbia.edu) has joined #inportb
<MagicPointMe> IM GONNA SLICE YOU ITH A RUSY CHICKEN
<Moon_Doggy> no
* GameOver has kicked MagicPointMe from #inportb (for excessive CAPS)
<siski> LOL |
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