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#301393* (?/69) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<iGod`> Some kid spammed #runescape last night
<iGod`> saying /msg ircd quit fapin to fat kid porn
* Jefferyizzle has quit (Quit: fapping to kiddie porn)
* Jefferyizzle has joined #runescape
<DavieSC> lol
<Jefferyizzle> u faggots lol
<Jefferyizzle> was that my quit message?
<Jefferyizzle> fapping to kiddie porn
<iGod`> no
<iGod`> Jefferyizzle has quit IRC (Quit: fapping to kiddie porn)
<Jefferyizzle> fuck
<Jefferyizzle> u
<Jefferyizzle> fucku
<Jefferyizzle> u fucking dick |
#301408* (?/57) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tz> trivia: star wars: what is the name of the emperor?
<mauke> palpatine
<tz> Trivia Hint: ........
<tz> Trivia Hint: ...h...y
<mauke> wat
<Lucy> yeah my kids agree
<Lucy> !skip
<tz> Trivia Hint: .a.h.w.y
<Lucy> hathaway
<tz> Well done Lucy, that's the right answer! Took 59s and scored 1 point.
<mauke> WHAT IS LOVE |
#301413* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* ivanm goes off to explore this mystical new land known as "outside"...
<@quicksilver> ivanm: it's not that new, actually.
< ivanm> :o
< ivanm> now you tell me!
< ivanm> fine, but it's still mystical (especially since I don't speak spanish...)
<@quicksilver> una cerveza por favor
<@quicksilver> that's pretty much all I ever needed.
< Botje> you can halve the time spent ordering beer by ordering dos cervezas!Comment: #haskell
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#301425* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<leihung516000> We're ridin' boobies and violate the streets
<tenchikeyes127> AMAZING.
<leihung516000> lmfao xD
<tenchikeyes127> A BOOBY TRAP THAT ACTUALLY CATCHES BOOBIES.
<leihung516000> LMFAO?! |
#301438* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Borris_laptop now has Audacity installed on the laptop
<FoH> now it can be a bold little computer
<@Onj> something like |
#301443* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<drax> and here we are..the cat totally out of the bag...and we only have 4 cents left to the value of our dollar...
<RBlaze> guaranteed
<drax> are people fucking laughing now?
<drax> fuck no they arent...]
<@Herzen> i am
<@Herzen> hohoho
<drax> they are like wtf happened??
* Popper (~hfdjshfsd@189.122.111.40) Quit (Remote host closed the connection)
<Aurelius_> Okay, well conversation tends to be two way. Obviously drax is on his soap box, so I'm wasting my breath
<RBlaze> uhh you just said 1 dollar = 0.04 dollars
<RBlaze> just fyi
<@Herzen> its not like they only have 4% of the goods and services that they had in 1913
<drax> well if you would have listened to the guy who has been trying to tell you for almost 30 years that we need to audit the fucking fed...instead of laughing at him like he was a dumb shit...then we would not be in this situation right now..
<@Herzen> the value of the dollar, while its important and central banking causes fundamental distortions in the economy which are harmful, its not critical
* RBlaze is apparently the only one who cares about proper mathematical ideas
<drax> but now here we are with 4 cents left to our dollar..trying to make shit work after it is almost too late..Comment: rant
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#301461* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<scgtrp> froggey: the game!
<froggey> yeah
<scgtrp> "yeah"?
<froggey> oh
<scgtrp> that's all i get? no goatse, no FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?
<scgtrp> (not that i want goatse, of course. just surprised)
<froggey> i didn't even read what you said, assumed it was something like "froggey: you there?"
* scgtrp claps
<froggey> well i was close enough. |
#301464* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[sismeiro]: trashing - o conceito de fazer muita merda ao mesmo tempo. |
#301472* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
not me: They might be giants were alot cooler in middle school...
me: two words
not me: two words?
me: /tard look burning a goddamn hole in the intertubes
me: if you can't see what you did, we can't be friends
not me: alot
not me: alot
not me: alot
not me: alot
not me: alot
not me: alot
me: gah
me: do you know how long that's been two words?
me: FOR EVER
me: FOREVER
me: TOO
me: pfft
me: fuck
not me: BAAHAHAHAHAA
not me: even. |
#301474* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Stormgren> As I have anecdata (and we all know how reliable *that* is :) ) that suggests that KVMs are also really confusing to non-technical end-users. :)Comment: Anecdata!
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#301490* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<da_zard_dawg> yo dawg
<da_zard_dawg> y u dont got me in yo pokemon
<da_zard_dawg> fukin
<da_zard_dawg> u gai?
<da_zard_dawg> yo
<da_zard_dawg> YO DAWG
<Ki> CAUSE EMERALD DOESNT HAVE YOU.
<da_zard_dawg> hold on
* da_zard_dawg gets out phone
<da_zard_dawg> yo where u at
<da_zard_dawg> ima text v dawg about dis
<Ki> ..
<da_zard_dawg> o he busy chargin him sola beam |
#301505* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Tristan: There's gotta be SOMETHING about you that's not perfect. I just aint found it yet. :-O
Jade: Me?
Jade: I'm a control freak with huge trust issues
Tristan: that was flattery fail
***Mike claps
Jade: and a very large mouth
Jade: and
Tristan: I'mma shut up now. |
#301507* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nickdarli> one time i laced the tongue of this girl who was on prozac with semen
<nickdarli> she looked at me and blinked while i grunted and fain ted
<nickdarli> fainted
<psykoholk> so you have girl parts, take prozac and then sucked your own cock? that's hot |
#301515* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Lady_Siara> No one uses netbooks except Kaemon. D:
<+Kaemon> What about RonJon?
<kami> Lady_Siara, and kami
<Em> and TehShrike
<AppleAtWork> I'm getting one tomorrow
<@Lady_Siara> Details, details.Comment: Netbook, how else would you communicate with the outside world if you were eaten by a dragon? #RockBand
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#301525* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zetta> ffff
<Zetta> so, my attempt to log my irc bot's connection to the server went something like this:
<Zetta> ERROR :Closing Link: [66.119.9.110] (Ping timeout)
<Zetta> <insert 441 MB of unicode squares> |
#301544* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
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<WardenWolf> awesome! It took less than 24 hours for the new IRCD to cream itself!
<insert a whole shitload of netjoins here>Comment: Nice job Freenode!
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#301573* (?/53) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<myself> But you'll also be a source of interference, and they'll come troubleshoot you in the head |
#301577* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
So once i was downloading porn from limewire, and i see some file named naked hod ex girlfriend thing...anyway i download it and i find that i can chat with the host in limewire chat, and i say to the fucker: hy,im downloading porn from you right now. He replies: Yeah i see, u could have asked first.Some ppl r so lame |
#301593* (?/55) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
/* Adriel is having marital trouble and recieves advice with a battle plan on #freebsd. Basically, "the bitch" threw his laptop against the wall and broke it :( */
<sm1g> haha, i have an idea
<sm1g> you can kill two birds with one stone
<sm1g> take an axe and her computer, and make a video about "how to hack into a computer"
<sm1g> take the axe and rip the motehrfucker appart
<sm1g> youtubeit
<Adriel> I have to sleep sometime dude
<Adriel> and I like to know I'm gonna wake up
<Adriel> you know?
<sm1g> hmmm... i see.
<Adriel> when I go, I need to be ready to file a restraining order
<cer-> consequences are rarely considered on youtube videos.
<sm1g> ok, plan B
<sm1g> you take her out side, take the camera, and make a vid "how to hack someone"
<sm1g> and you rip the motherfucker appart
<Adriel> well I dont want to go to jail
<Adriel> plus I'm pretty pacifist |
#301595* (?/63) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
01:41 < pegwole> SHUT UP WOMAN, GET ON MY HORSE! *unce unce unce unce
unce unce unce unce unce*
01:41 < capheind> lolz
01:42 < capheind> pegwole: thats going to be the catchphrase for my
redneck Paladin :DComment: #linuxcranks
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#301637* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<~Dankiswess> install Win7 or drop a huge deuce?
<Patt> How big?
<~Dankiswess> patt, it weighed as much as a newborn
<Patt> orly
<~Dankiswess> yes
<~Dankiswess> I shit an infant
<&Moonlit> I... don't think that's legalComment: Win 7 vs. Huge Deuce
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#301654* (?/45) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<~Knoeki> damn, even in The Sims I can't please women :/Comment: #zomgwtfbbq @ irc.p2p-network.net
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#301681* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@RamPage> I once ran XP on P1 133 with 128
<@pronto> i once ran <@pronto> never will do that aggain
<@pronto> got a cramp in my gut -.-Comment: #zomgwtfbbq @ irc.p2p-network.net
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#301682* (?/49) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+SF> always scares me when i disconnect, i expect the fbi to jump through my window and tell me i'm under arrest for piracy or some crap.Comment: #zomgwtfbbq @ irc.p2p-network.net
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#301719* (?/77) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Yoshibloke> Anyone here use Avast Antivirus?
<Yoshibloke> It keeps flagging a virus when I cabal something
<pozic> Yoshibloke: Antivirus is for people that do not know how to operate a computer.
<osaunders> pozic: No, it's for Windows users.
<pumpkin> osaunders: that's what he saidComment: #haskell
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