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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 31 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 50.5% chance of being approved.

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Aary says
*He's a sadist not a masochist.
General "Types with fingers" Derangement says
*Didn't need to know that.
Aary says
Yes you did.
General "Types with fingers" Derangement says
*Why on Earth would I need to know?
Aary says
*Because it will likely answer many questions in times to come.
General "Types with fingers" Derangement says
*Holy shit, you're right. You're right. Ask me any question, I bet that answers it.
Aary says
*Why did George Bush suck so much?
General "Types with fingers" Derangement says
*Because your boyfriend is a sadist.
General "Types with fingers" Derangement says
*It didn't answer the question, but it distracted you from it. Next best thing.
General "Types with fingers" Derangement says
*From now on when people ask me tough questions, I'll say "Because Rosie's boyfriend is a sadist".
Aary says
**laughs*
Aary says
*I like it.
General "Types with fingers" Derangement says
*If they persist, I'll make up a sex story that brings sadism to a whole new level.
General "Types with fingers" Derangement says
*And if they STILL keep asking, that shit must be pretty damn important, so I'll answer.
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