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#300847* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@shortcircuit> generic: I don't see anyone gangbanning them... |
#300848* (?/57) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Brookstone: anyone had Boba tea b4?
Shivers: Yes, but I found it Fett'id. :PComment: Lumpy liquids are not my friends.
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#300850* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Moon_Doggy> anywho night
<Senesence> day
<otako> summer
<Senesence> winter
<Moon_Doggy> fog
<otako> clearness
<Senesence> fail
<otako> winComment: #anime
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#300870* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DasBok> can't see either
<DasBok> email it
<Count|Work> god dasbok, what's up with ya? you using an SSH or something?
<DasBok> phirc
<Count|Work> no need to swearComment: #atomicmpc on Austnet
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#300872* (?/53) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Orion777> if I uninstall/reinstall firefox, will it fix corruption problems?
<Orion777> well, does uninstall/reinstalling something give a fresh install?
<Kage_Jittai> Orion777: do you care about loosing things like cookies, history, saved passwords?
<Orion777> no
<Kage_Jittai> Orion777: shutdown firefox, do rm -fr ~/.mozilla and restart
<Kage_Jittai> see if that fixes it
<Orion777> it says permission denied
<Orion777> kage jittai
<Kage_Jittai> Orion777: ....
<Kage_Jittai> Orion777: something is seriously messed up with your machine
<Orion777> well, how do I run the command as admin?
<ath_> Orion777, check the permissions
<Kage_Jittai> Orion777: sudo rm -fr ~/.mozilla
<Orion777> k it worked
<Orion777> oh restart the computer?
<ath_> no Orion777.
<ath_> Restart firefox.
<Orion777> it won't load anymore
<Kage_Jittai> Orion777: have you been playing around with chown -R?
<ath_> orion, type ls -la ~/ and paste the results at pastebin.com or something
<Orion777> no
<ath_> Orion777, you may have extracted some directories over your own.
<ath_> As root.
<ath_> or worse; extracted directories owned by a user from a different machine.
<Orion777> is logging out the same thing as restarting the computer?
<Orion777> I mean out then loggin in
<Orion777> no programs are running right anymore
<Orion777> anyway, I'll find out
<-- Orion777 (n=Why11@c-71-204-140-208.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has quit ("Leaving")
<Kage_Jittai> ath_: wanna take bets if he will be able to log back in?
about 2 hours later :D
--> Orion777 (n=IceChat7@c-71-204-140-208.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #kubuntu
<Orion777> kate_jittai, the command you gave me deleted my home folder, I had to reinstall kubuntu
<Orion777> rm -fr ~ /.mozilla is what you had typed
<ath_> No Orion777, you had somehow messed up the permissions for your entire box.
<[SilverFox]> LMAO
<Kage_Jittai> Orion777: that is not what I told you
<Kage_Jittai> I said: rm -fr ~/.mozilla
<Kage_Jittai> no space
<Orion777> uh huhComment: It really did happen.
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#300903* (?/53) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GuitarBizarre> Note - penis is considered a delicay in some countries, beware zelse doesnt try to show you 'exotic cuisine' |
#300908* (?/63) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ChrisXPZ> lol tribes 2 chat doesn't allow you to type the percent sign XD
<keen> %
<DudeBot> %
<Shizuka> %
<Thyth> %
<ccfreak2k> %
<DudeBot> %
<Corrosion> %
<ChrisXPZ> o/oComment: #tribes
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#300929* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
DevXen: Eww.. England!
DevXen: I could'nt stand all the "chirio!" and the "bloody hell" all day long.
DevXen: oh shit.. you guys say that one too.. Hehe.. My bad.
Lauren: not so much cheerio
Lauren: bloody hell yes
Lauren: I am more partial to fuck
DevXen: Wow me too! *Winks*Comment: *Lauren is From Australia*
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#301004* (?/49) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[george] heres another awesome band
[george] the jonas brothers
[george] there like really talented
[george] i love hteir cover of... whats that other band called, the one thats not so famous
[george] oh yea, the BEATLES. the fucking beatles are getting raped in their fucking graves by the most cliche pedophile creep show to go on tour in history
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#301027* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Aisha> they're coming to take me away
<+Aisha> HAHA
<+Aisha> they're coming to take me away
<+Aisha> HOHO
<+Aisha> they're coming to take me away
<+Aisha> HEHE
-!- Aisha was kicked from #floridafurs by otter.anthrochat.net [Flooding
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#301060* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kage> Freeyorp: question... you know the "GNUmakefile" in the source of ea server?
<Kage> why are they in with .gitignore
<Freeyorp> I'm not sure
<Kage> they are in the repos... I thought .gitignore was for things that were created...
<Kage> Im taking it out...
* remoitnane apologizes in advance.
<remoitnane> That's what she said.
<Kage> actually.... wouldn't it be "That's what he said"?
<Kage> anyways... if a women took "it" out.... I'd either stop her, or bitchslap her
<Kage> be like "Im not taking it out till Im done"
* remoitnane goes to sleep, thoroughly ashamed for saying anything in the first place. |
#301093* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[01:45] <monkey> back to the kitchen
[01:45] <monkey> and make DF some dinner
[01:45] * SuxXarD does not have woman parts |
#301105* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bman> if i hav ta read another damn qdb quote featuring that tard 'Fax' im fucking quitting the net and finding my uncles shortwave to communicateComment: i agree, secretly, anonymously
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#301118* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
surfishseasummer
if you had the excuse that u were totally high or wasted and no one would hold it against u, what (or who lol) would u do?
tiffry7
LOL
ilikeanime12
if I was totally high or wasted?
mmmpattycakes
XD
ilikeanime12
or if I could get totally high or wasted?
surfishseasummer
either or
ilikeanime12
well
I would get drunk off my ass
surfishseasummer
then what?
ilikeanime12
then
NO
wait
I know
I would take a bit of LSD
mdidget
.________.
ilikeanime12
and then I would play Katamari Damacy
surfishseasummer
he's planned this
baha
ilikeanime12
then the game would make sense
mdidget
lol
i love katamariComment: would be an interesting experience
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#301179* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<niteshad> Right now, what's fucking my calendar are the wanker DJs on Facebook who somehow don't know how to specify an end time for their event.
<c0nsumer> local ones?
<paul> their event ends when you do
<c0nsumer> remember, there ain't no party like a detroit party 'cuz a detroit party don't stop.Comment: #mi2600
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#301203* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Malgra> Mmmm
<Malgra> Clit
<Malgra> (Mouse)
<FuzzyPlushroom> she's a clit (do-doo dooo-do) mouuuse (doo dooo doo), the laptop's stacked, that's a fact, ain't holdin' nothin' back |
#301210* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MithWork> also I'm asking jimstang cause I don't want anything with Copyright issues
<cizra> Some people capitalize God, MithWork capitalizes Copyright |
#301231* (?/53) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<oranj> Sometimes
<oranj> when i'm lonely
<oranj> i watch let's plays
<oranj> just so i can hear someone's voice |
#301261* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<avenj> ShitMyDadSays: "That woman was sexy...Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won't screw you, don't do it for them."
<avenj> except for bob
<avenj> every woman actually _is_ out of his league
<bob000555> i have a theory about women
* AzurePhoenix has kicked bob000555 from #sgn (no)
<UnintentionalChaos> HAHAHAHA
<UnintentionalChaos> yes |
#301280* (?/53) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Carey85> Dude, don't an hero over Avatar
<Carey85> I was just kidding
<Carey85> Heh, when I left Avatar, my main disappointment was that Sigourney Weaver didn't show her tits in it
<Perkar> how old is she now?
<evilkalla> 60-ish afaik
<Perkar> kinda gross
<RichD> STILL WOULD
<evilkalla> same
<RichD> hurrrrrrrrr gorillia in your mist hurrrrrrrrComment: #rgvc
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#301300* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LadyJessica> SHADDUP AUSSIE
<LadyJessica> nobody likes you
<AussieEvil> That's not what your mom said last night.
<LadyJessica> Oh please
<LadyJessica> that's more of an insult to you
<LadyJessica> my mom = fat and ugly
<LadyJessica> :D
<AussieEvil> ... FOK!Comment: #tgfb on Rizon.
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#301312* (?/57) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-!- bsmntbombdood [n=gavin@97-118-117-216.hlrn.qwest.net] has joined ##socialites
< MidnightCommando> }unignore bsmntbombdod
<+SocPuppet> MidnightCommando: Sorry, didn't hear you... line's breaking up.
< MidnightCommando> }unignore bsmntbombdood
<+SocPuppet> MidnightCommando: Sorry, didn't hear you... line's breaking up.
< MidnightCommando> ...
< MidnightCommando> }you are a piece of shit
<+SocPuppet> MidnightCommando: Sorry, didn't hear you... line's breaking up.
< fow> admin unignore
< MidnightCommando> }admin unignore bsmntbombdood
<+SocPuppet> MidnightCommando: Meh. Couldn't be assed.
< MidnightCommando> ....
< bsmntbombdood> ...
< MidnightCommando> goddamn, this bot is like me |
#301328* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@PZT> You're searching for Metal Sonic 34.
<@PZT> You fap to Metal Sonic's robot dong.
<GaryCXJk> Yes.
<@PZT> The truth is revealed.
<GaryCXJk> Nope.
<GaryCXJk> Not for his dong.
<GaryCXJk> I was searching for it, faggot.
<GaryCXJk> You type quicker than me.Comment: #stacksmashhacks at irc.esper.net
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#301359* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Alasserya goes off to shower and nap.
<Alasserya> /quit poof!
<Alasserya> ... damnit! |
#301375* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*Bucket grabs a length of rubber hose and follows closely behind snark
<snark> wow, creepy topherbucket
* gAmmA gets the super soaker and fills it with cement and attaches it to the hose
<Apocrypha> gAmmA, quick dry cement?
<gAmmA> its made to not dry in a rubber tube
<gAmmA> once its out its instadrie
<gAmmA> s
<Apocrypha> trick question!
<Apocrypha> cement does dry, it cures
<gAmmA> trick reply!
<gAmmA> its not cement
<Apocrypha> oh noe!
<gAmmA> its a liquid rapror
<gAmmA> *raptor
* Apocrypha runs like hell
<magnetron> 1. mix with one part water. 2. apply the liquid raptor to the surface
<gAmmA> go raptor! *squirts the super soaker raptorliquid thing*
<Apocrypha> 3. ???
* Langly teleports a raptor
<Langly> daamned
<fridgeydidge> 4. PROFIT!!!!
<Kliment> gAmmA: Cement hardens in contact with water, fail.
<magnetron> we got a squirter!
<gAmmA> its not cement lol
<Apocrypha> Bucket, remember magnetron squirter
<gAmmA> its LiquidRaptor
<Bucket> Okay, Apocrypha, remembering "we got a squirter!".
<Lugat> LiquidRaptor (tm)
<Apocrypha> magnetron, now it looks like you were watching porn!
<gAmmA> liquid raptor porn?
<Syzygy> mmm.
<fridgeydidge> liquid raptor porn.... that turns me on
<Langly> freak
<photosynthetica> What the christ. Every time I open up IRC again to skim the chatlog in here, it just gets more and more fucked
<photosynthetica> You weird motherfuckers
<Syzygy> liquid raptor porn would make a good name for a band?
<photosynthetica> <3
<gAmmA> lawl
<Syzygy> we <3 you too photosynthetica
<Langly> Liquid raptor terminator
<magnetron> photosynthetica: we're trying our best here
<Eule> who has the liquid raptor? I must bathe in it
<gAmmA> drink liquid raptor and pee solid fear.
* magnetron watching One Piece ep. 207
<Syzygy> gAmmA: ow.
<gAmmA> boil liquid raptor and you get a drug sandwich
<Langly> gAmmA is a solid raptorComment: #xkcd
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