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#300535* (?/53) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fetus> its from the pornography bridges |
#300541* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[ storms ] anyone seen that hamster milking commersal |
#300542* (?/45) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jake> By the way, try google image searching for explosionsaurus and explodasaur.
<Mick> Damnit, no results.
<Jake> My safesearch is off so that may be why.
<Jake> For each result I got one boring-ass pic of some guy, so it made me laugh.
<Mick> So is mine...
<Mick> Yeah, I'm like, wtf, this isn't a cool new meme or dinosaur discovery.
Jake just thought up of "explosionsaurus" for no reason whatsoever.
<Jake> If I had better shoopin skills I'd make one.
<Jake> Hrm, I guess all I'd need to do is get a tyrannosaur, cut him out but leave the background, and put a bunch of explosions where he'd be.
<Mick> OC is always good.
<Jake> I had a pic of a t-rex running at the "camera", and in random threads I'd post it and shout SUDDENLY A TYRANNOSAUR!
<Jake> I was bored that day.
<Jake> But I did derail a few threads, one of them posted charizard and shouted A CHALLENGER APPEARS!
<Jake> You know this stuff sounds really retarded outside of 4chan :( |
#300558* (?/63) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hybridfusion`> Rabbi-Work, wanna know something cool
<Hybridfusion`> you will appreciate this
<Hybridfusion`> you especially
<Hybridfusion`> say yes
<Hybridfusion`> Rabbi-Work say you want to know
<Hybridfusion`> plz
<Hybridfusion`> hurry
<Hybridfusion`> god damnit
<Hybridfusion`> i was trying to coincide a real fart with you saying yes so that i could say i just farted and mean it |
#300579* (?/47) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hex> yeah, I think he has some talent though
<Hex> he was meant to be good in the stage production he did a while back
<Count> look, first time i saw the guy in promo photos, i didnt know they were making it Emo Who
<Count> does the Tardis cut it self in time and space now?Comment: #rapidhosting on Austnet discussing Matt Smith
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#300598* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@theholyduck> x264 is one of the most highly optimized pieces of software on the planet :P
<@luke-jr> read their quotes
<@theholyduck> on normal cpus it runs rings around dedicated computer hardware
<@theholyduck> only dark_shikari and penguvado are the devs though
<@theholyduck> the rest are just idiots asking question
<@theholyduck> x264 only has 2 devs
<+generic> theholyduck your mom is one of the most highly optimizted peices of software on the planet
<+generic> >.>
<+generic> srry
<@shortcircuit> generic: That sounded like a compliment.
* shortcircuit tries to shake thoughts of "SILF" from his head. |
#300601* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Milan> [22:00:33] <<Miakoda>> If she hangs out with Dami she'll constantly sneeze. <-
<Dami> I DON'T SHED! STOP THAT! D:<
<+Id> Milly, it's not the hair that people are allergic to!
<+Id> It's primarily the protein that's in cat saliva that causes the allergic reaction in humans.
<+Milan> Ahhh..
<+Id> The reason shedding causes the reaction is because of cat self grooming saturating their hair and dander with the protein.
<+Milan> I seeeee.
<+Seren|PMforRP> Mhm
<+Seren|PMforRP> so
<+Seren|PMforRP> as long as Dami
<Dami> *Licks Gwen. Constantly.*
<+Seren|PMforRP> doesn't clean himsel-
<+Seren|PMforRP> ...
<+Seren|PMforRP> -_-
<+Id> Don't make out with her, she'll die.
<+Id> it's like Anti-CPR
<+Milan> That's a risk he's willing to take!
<+Milan> Though at least it gives him a reason not to go down on her. |
#300602* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Argent> I thought Sarah Palin embodied run-on sentences and the inability to answer a question coherently.
<Randoym> GWB won. Twice.
<Argent> So basically you're saying that's the Republican core constituency. |
#300603* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sebas> Trying to patch up an atrociously made website even though I literally have zero web coding knowledge.
<Sebas> So I'm frustrated in equal parts at how shit the website is, and how much effort it's taking me to change trivial shit.
<Sebas> I feel like someone in a car on a motorway who doesn't have a driver's license and had to take over the wheel when the driver suddenly got a heart attack, and the car is falling apart, and all I have is a roll of sellotape.
<Sebas> Woooo, over-elaborate analogies |
#300609* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rapidDazz> did you SEE their code for win95?
<rapidDazz> made me shit bricks
<Count|Work> i was warned not to, bad for the health apparently
<Count|Work> you lose 5 years of life expectancy with prolonged exposure to 9x source code
<rapidDazz> oh yes...
<Count|Work> like asbestos
Count|Work yet no programming member ever sued MS for damages over itComment: #rapidhosting on Austnet
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#300614* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jimmy James> What time you want to meet?
<DesertRaze> um
<DesertRaze> I'll be over at 5;#0
<DesertRaze> wow |
#300690* (?/57) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Macrox99: Well then jackass nam 1 thign that a mac can't do that a PC can.
Dark Legacy: Right click.
Dark Legacy: Owned, motherfucker.
Macrox99: fuck |
#300735* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jep> what’s a death gate
<Raws> death knights can use them to teleport back to their trainers
<Raws> or something
<Jep> Ok.
<topbob> they tele them right into strip clubs
<Walt> And Jep’s mom’s vagina
<Jep> Wish I had that ability |
#300744* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pirogoeth> balls
<Beyond> it was delicious :o |
#300746* (?/57) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Penetration> afghanistan is a sinkhole
<Penetration> fuck it and leave
<detcader> like your dad |
#300747* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Phantom Assasin>I don't know why every Korean love charles so much...
<Phantom Assasin>he's not even Korean.
<Abanddon>>.> he told me
<Abanddon>apparantly he's the top in DOTA at school
<Phantom Assasin>wtf is DOTA?
<Abanddon>...Comment: No comment...
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#300752* (?/47) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Fed: brb, i need a chair...
Fed: or another 6 inches |
#300762* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<XerolTop> no phone, no aim, i don't have the password to the server
<XerolTop> which all the football is on
<XerolTop> footage
<RadRac> mmm drugs
<XerolTop> whatever that words that i wanted to enter
<tinyterror> are you on an iphone?
<XerolTop> i'm on something beginning with i
<tinyterror> the spell check always fucks me over
<RadRac> oh noes! we have football on our server
<~P2E> idiocy starts with i
<quarky> Ironic starts with i
<XerolTop> no wait it starts with V
<XerolTop> viacom?
<XerolTop> vicodin!
<RadRac> let's all sing the alphabet song
<XerolTop> yeah that's it
<~P2E> I thought viacom sounded cooler
<XerolTop> it does sound cooler
<XerolTop> that'll be the secret code for when i want to buy some
<XerolTop> because i want more
<RadRac> xerol, seriously....are you on drugs?
<XerolTop> i _may_ not be
<~P2E> RadRac: he just said he's on vicodin.
<RadRac> that's why I added the "seriously"
<XerolTop> it's like schrodinger's cat, except i'm the cat and instead of being dead or alive i'm either high or not
<RadRac> well, I think that answered that question
<XerolTop> you don't know until you open the brain up
<XerolTop> please don't open my brain up
* ~P2E opens XerolTop's brain up
<XerolTop> :(
<RadRac> okay, laughing in the lawbrary is illegal or something. stop this
<RadRac> I can't breathe
<@III_Demon> Xerol
<@III_Demon> you're fucking amazing.
<@III_Demon> just... ya know.. btw.
<XerolTop> i'm awseome
<XerolTop> i can't feel my legs which is awesome
<XerolTop> wait i can
<XerolTop> with my hands
<XerolTop> they feel hairy
<RadRac> what is that movie where the guy is in the wheelchair and he sings "I have no legs"
<XerolTop> ok i'm going to a different place now
<XerolTop> i don't want to but i don't think i have a choice
<XerolTop> bbl
<RadRac> don't go towards the light!
<XerolTop> but the light is where i pee
<XerolTop> and i have to
<RadRac> uh, go then
<@III_Demon> shit
<XerolTop> ok going towards the light
<tinyterror> ok, just make sure you wash your hands when you are finished
<XerolTop> hope the bulb is on
<@III_Demon> i should take an ambien and have a retarded irc contest with Xerol
<RadRac> oh lord
<~P2E> you'd win
<~P2E> xerol figured out what a verb was in 4 minutes
<@III_Demon> hahaha
<@III_Demon> ambien is a very sharp downhill
<~P2E> but you slowly get worse
<~P2E> yeah
<@III_Demon> you get about 5 minutes of delirium, and then its just sleep
<XerolTop> my home is home of challenge pissing
<XerolTop> i keep seeing 1992 in my head and i want to make it into music
<karn> III_D: I'll join you guys in the ambien challenge :P
<~P2E> isn't there a mod called 1992
<~P2E> and every other year
<XerolTop> no i mean i see the year, the actual time period
<XerolTop> i was 7
<norg> is xerol stoned or something?
<XerolTop> and it was awesome
<XerolTop> like i was there again except 24 instead of 7
<norg> oh
<norg> he is
<~P2E> norg: yes, it's been stated multiple times that there is "viacom" involevd
<XerolTop> like, 1992 as a concept, rather than a number
<XerolTop> there's boxes that aren't lining up and i want them to
<XerolTop> fuck i'm going to play some tetrisComment: #magfest on irc.vgmix.com
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#300763* (?/57) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@otako> one of my friends has started calling me miroku
<@shortcircuit> otako: What, are you a lecherous priest?
<@otako> no
<@otako> i asked her to bear my child
<@otako> ...five times in one day
<@shortcircuit> Close enough...
<+Prinny> Dang otako.
<@shortcircuit> At least you didn't come away with a big red hand print on your face.
<+Prinny> Or did he!
<@otako> who says i didn't? |
#300765* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tbo91> fack. i have a shitload of work to do for my class tomorrow
<tbo91> so i guess i'll practice on my bass, do some laundry and masturbate
<quin> that's disgusting
<quin> you're a shit |
#300779* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Axoren: My neck is sprained
gAmmA: o.o
gAmmA: dude
Axoren: I killed a hooker with my head
gAmmA: i told you to stop doing that on the cornerComment: last line was a half a second too late...
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#300819* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-!- otako [n=nobodyof@75-173-48-5.albq.qwest.net] has joined #anime
-!- mode/#anime [+v otako] by ChanServ
-!- mode/#anime [+o otako] by ChanServ
-!- otako was kicked from #anime by otako [oops...wrong channel] |
#300821* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hans> I LOVE YOU PAIGE
<Pai|WritingEssay> I LOVE YOU HANS
<hans> LET'S DO IT!
<Pai|WritingEssay> KAY
* Pai|WritingEssay does it with hans
<Pai|WritingEssay> TMZ IS ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Pai|WritingEssay waits for max
<hans> :( |
#300829* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< bocas> mommies are real |
#300837* (?/57) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* siani is STILL coughing up slugs first thing in the morning. :/
<Westy> STOP SLEEPING OUTSIDE
<aidan> that's good advice Westy
<Westy> It's fucking awesome advice
<aidan> i'm gonna follow it
<aidan> will let you know how it goes
<aidan> i predic awesomly
<Westy> Good keep me updated |
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