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/* Adriel is having marital trouble and recieves advice with a battle plan on #freebsd. Basically, "the bitch" threw his laptop against the wall and broke it :( */
<sm1g> haha, i have an idea
<sm1g> you can kill two birds with one stone
<sm1g> take an axe and her computer, and make a video about "how to hack into a computer"
<sm1g> take the axe and rip the motehrfucker appart
<sm1g> youtubeit
<Adriel> I have to sleep sometime dude
<Adriel> and I like to know I'm gonna wake up
<Adriel> you know?
<sm1g> hmmm... i see.
<Adriel> when I go, I need to be ready to file a restraining order
<cer-> consequences are rarely considered on youtube videos.
<sm1g> ok, plan B
<sm1g> you take her out side, take the camera, and make a vid "how to hack someone"
<sm1g> and you rip the motherfucker appart
<Adriel> well I dont want to go to jail
<Adriel> plus I'm pretty pacifist |