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#308484* (?/7) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rage-Work> schwah
<Celti> &#601;
<Rage-Work> schwa?
<Celti> Yes.
<Rage-Work> &#592;&#653;&#613;&#596;s
<Celti> e
#308491* (?/11) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Lapsus> Tihan, my brain has stopped
< Lapsus> I'm going to stumble my way to bed, I think
< RRB-Vigilant_Student> That implies it was working in the first place...
< RRB-Vigilant_Student> XD
< Lapsus> Hey, it works sometimes.
< RRB-Vigilant_Student> Yeah... with steam escaping! XD
< RRB-Vigilant_Student> I kid, I kid. Also Hi. we haven't met yet.
Comment: Source: #Backstage on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
#308494* (?/9) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Life is a SIMPLE Situation full of many COMPLEX Equations...Comment: great thought by NIKHIL KUMAR GARG
#308501* (?/13) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Vic> discussed my game idea with my girlfriend, and she thinks it is awesome cool (which says a lot, she is about never excited about a game idea :s)
<Hirsch> tell us ;)
<Vic> I cant
<Vic> I would tell an idiot
<LarsHelo> ...
<Hirsch> maybe its because she is pregnant
<Vic> but not people who can make it, it is just too cool and I cant create it now
<LarsHelo> Vic, so you told your girlfriend?
<Vic> LarsHelo: yes...
#308518* (?/15) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<spasticmoose> how u gonna get girls moist with big bird's voice
<&Osidio> use grovers dong
#308526* (?/29) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SmilingDevil> Hey GoMySQL.
<SmilingDevil> Blow Me
<SmilingDevil> (one last kiss)
<SmilingDevil> :D
<Rogue> ....
<GoMySQL> Only if you eat my ass while I'm farting.
<GoMySQL> (one last blast)
Comment: #minecraft @ irc.esper.net
#308561* (?/11) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<falconindy> I DONT BELIEVE IN GOD, BUT I BELIEVE IN JSON
#308562* (?/9) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(16-08-2012 23:57:01) SP1: sorry neighbor needed me to unplug her toiletComment: #android
#308598* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DeM0nFiRe> Purebe: He is just antagonistic, ignore him :P
<Purebe> DeM0nFiRe: fair 'nuff
<Twiner> Purebe: Don't listen to DeM0nFiRe, he likes to ignore people
<Purebe> Twiner: I ignored DeM0nFiRe once
<Twiner> but then you took an arrow to the knee?
* Superpig ignores Twiner now
Comment: irc.afternet.org/#gamedev
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#308638* (?/31) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
jmather: helios_ag: what is what?
f00dMonsta: what is love?
jmather: usersymfony: sounds like what you want needs javascript to do… no?
sshaun: baby dont huuurt me
f00dMonsta: don't hurt me
helios_ag: no more
#308639* (?/17) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(~FuzzyFox) I watched the baby makers a few days ago too, dont watch it, its the biggest lotta shit ever lol
(~FuzzyFox) It was ment to be funny, they lied :(
(+Jue) Does it have sex in it?
(~FuzzyFox) Yeah a bit at the start
(+Jue) Then i'll have to watch it
(~FuzzyFox) cos they go through the whole try for a baby thing
(~FuzzyFox) It has a guy fapping in it to
(+Jue) O.o
* +Jue goes to isohunt
Comment: irc.wackychat.co.uk #wackychat
#308666* (?/19) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Ashley| Oh, now there's going to be gangsters coming after him? I should probably warn him..
craige | Well, what did you expect?
craige | He's a pimp
craige | You know...thug life, and whathaveyou.
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[20:21:01] <@Paimun> wtf
[20:21:02] <@Paimun> sodomy
[20:21:06] <@Paimun> I'm telling the pope on you
#308706* (?/21) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< HansReiserAttack> I'm surprised by how many people comment on my username.
< tidux> I'm not
< tidux> hang on a sec
-!- tidux is now known as HansReiser
< HansReiser> MAMA
< HansReiser> I JUST KILLED A MAN
< cphuntington97> oh boy
< HansReiserAttack> * woman
< HansReiser> PUT A GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD
< HansReiser> PULLED A TRIGGER NOW HE'S DEAD
< HansReiser> MAMA
< HansReiser> LIFE HAD JUST BEGUN
< HansReiser> AND NOW I'VE GONE AND THROWN IT ALL AWAY
< cphuntington97> it's provocative, HansReiserAttack
< cphuntington97> lol
Comment: #haiku on Freenode
#308733* (?/9) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Denizen> i like to stick small pencils in my mouth and inhale and pretend it's weed
#308734* (?/11) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< i_c-Y> does the mists of pandorica WoW ad remind anyone else of kung fu panda?
#308741* (?/11) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<~nettocash>  found my post, thankfully i set it for 1day not 1hour
<~nettocash>  pastebin.com/P8EKnsy1
<~nettocash>  LOL @ 14 hits
<~nettocash>  at least 11 of those hits are NOT me
<~nettocash>  people combing pastebin for other people's stuff
<about 5mins later>
<+rob>  pastebin.com/*******
<+rob>  sweet, i got myself a job resume
Comment: #iwwf on irc.i-wwf.net
#308763* (?/11) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<NinjaPenguin> I tried to install some equalizer on linux but I couldn't get it to work. :(
<Silex> Bah. Fix the driver on linux or stop whining then :)
<NinjaPenguin> You really think I know how?
<NinjaPenguin> And you could've said that before I came on windows.
<Silex> eeew
<Silex> you have weird fetishes
<NinjaPenguin> :D
#308779* (?/19) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
A single man wastes time, a married man does time.
#308782* (?/11) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-!- kjyme [qwebirc@BAA38DCB.F5686151.F3A6EAEB.IP] has joined #help
< kjyme> Hola?
< C0Rt3X> kjyme ask ur question in english recieve answer in english. or try #help.es
Comment: Hypocracy.
#308793* (?/9) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Some people, who are considered strong are weak. Why? Because strong people don't tell anyone about their problems.
#308819* (?/15) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Meow> as I said, don't hold your breath for that stuff being added
< Kulin_ban> im gonna hold it anyways
< ednos> oh god
< ednos> we now have a suicide on our hands
< Kulin_ban> no
< Kulin_ban> im a reptile
< ednos> oh
< Kulin_ban> dont worry
< ednos> ok I'm not worried anymore
< ednos> thanks
Comment: QuakeNet #mount&blade-crpg
#308844* (?/11) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
The day color starts to matters to people, i will write this quote. -Nikita Tzonov
#308867* (?/19) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Drazhar> my fun was taken away from me
<Isamu00> but a new fleshlight ?
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