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This quote has been fermenting for 12 years and has been voted on 17 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 21% chance of being approved.

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Pedro entered the room.
***[|] sniffs the air... It smells like a cat box in here. Oh Pedro is here.
Pedro: Get out
[|]: you really should sell your new catbox scent to elizabeth tailor.
Pedro: you guys cant handle the truth
[|]: I'm surprised you know how to spell 'truth' as you don't know the meaning of the word.
Pedro left the room.
Comment: The story is Pedro got drunk one night and woke up the next morning laying next to his cat's litter box.
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