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#307425* (?/60) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
IF YOU'RE A MORON AND YOU SUCK DICK AND SUCK JOE PA'S DICK, *CLAP YOUR HANDS*
IF YOU'RE A MORON AND YOU SUCK DICK AND SUCK JOE PA'S DICK, *CLAP YOUR HANDS*
IF YOU'RE A MORON AND YOU SUCK DICK AND SUCK JOE PA'S DICK, *CLAP YOUR HANDS*
If you're a moron and you show and it's really really BLOW ME because you're a faggot faggot football fan
SUCK JOE PA'S DICK
*clap your hands* |
#307432* (?/20) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Frost> For once, I'm serious. It's not hard to dump shit on your hard drive.
< Frost> The question is whether you can clean it up afterwards
<&o11c> That's why if you install gcc, you should set a custom path |
#307438* (?/26) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Eri> Man, why does my internet suck so much ass, this week?
<Eri> Like, it was good last week
<Eri> How will I watch live-streaming donkeysex tonight if my internet is this slow?
<[ka]killer> you should already have backup donkeysex downloaded to your hard drive
<Eri> I don't download donkeysex because then the police will take my computer away and then I won't be able to watch any donkeysex |
#307440* (?/42) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[DG]NameUser: trinityflash is nevaylin your daughter
[DG]NameUser: your pony daughter
TrinityFlash: yes
[DG]NameUser: wow
[DG]NameUser: Who the HELL did YOU fuck? |
#307455* (?/32) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< arubin> Amadiro: I did not call an abstract concept stupid.
< arubin> Retards are concrete.Comment: irc.freenode.com #programming
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#307487* (?/32) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Nami> whisper I just recieved: <meway> I fuvking hate you.
< meway> where it should have remained :)
< meway> I didn't say it here.
< meway> so gtfo
< Nami> I just thought I should let others know of what you like...
< meway> lovely
< Reidy> o11c, is it possible to get a ban for annoying peoples on this IRC channel?
< cody> Nami: You was just the last person he had not pissed off yet. So no surprise that he goes after you.
< Reidy> or IRC at all
-!- mode/#themanaworld [+b *!*6cd4eea3@*.mibbit.com] by o11c
-!- meway was kicked from #themanaworld by o11c [o11c]
<&o11c> Reidy: yes
< Reidy> o11c, ^^
< carmie> thanks
< Reidy> thanks
<&o11c> although I'm not a global IRC op, so I can't prevent him from connecting to the IRC server at all, you'll have to /ignore him for whispers
< Nami> thanks, o11c. |
#307493* (?/46) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Boltron> omg... i just heard over the radio that a semi hit a stop sign in town <n0b0dy> well, that sign shudda stopped.Comment: #Asylum Channel
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#307503* (?/46) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<yun> and why I miss 300 eur
<yun> how did I spend em
<yun> D:
...a few hours later...
<yun> ahhhhh
<yun> I found out what happened to my 300 eur
<yun> was calling a friend to know what the ef was happening last night
<yun> I gave it a homeless faggot
<yun> -_-
<ender> haha
<Jenova266> Fucking noob
<yun> shouting that he should strip for me
<yun> rofl
<gigaherz> yun: so, you were TOO drunk ;P
<yun> I dont remember anything from 22h - 5h
<Jenova266> yun is always too drunk
<yun> last thing I remember was me being on the ladies toilet vomiting |
#307527* (?/40) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<~nick removed> why am i imagining ai takahashi telling mai hagiwara "I am your mother!" the star wars way
<~nick removed> followed by lesbo action >_>
<~nick removed> i think i watched too much pr0n recently |
#307578* (?/30) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<langkid1> xelda, you can not impersonate zelda!
* Vgr watches xelda
* xelda grabs his wig, and turns Law into a pretty ostrich thing
<langkid1> shoebill*
* Law rages! 8D
* Law pecks xelda's eyes out!
<xelda> Eeep!
* xelda blindly walks into a wall.
<langkid1> lol
<Law> :3
<langkid1> Law, more like you'd knock his head off
<Vgr> haha
<xelda> Actually, he banged it off /inneudo
<Vgr> what? why?
* Law form changes back.Comment: irc.esper.net #lobby
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#307596* (?/48) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Geri> egon: what is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
<egon> Rainbows.
<Geri> :O |
#307611* (?/56) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@pan> Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties.
<@pan> Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic.
<@pan> Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants
<@pan> Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food.
<@pan> :(
<@pan> Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist.
<@pan> :) |
#307661* (?/38) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Stringer> Well, yes, there was a warning that I missed. And this is Monday. I missed that, too. Being retired just messes up day recognition something fierce. |
#307682* (?/44) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<woopdee> Chilean officials said they were hoping to bring the first miner to the surface before midnight.
<TestDummy> But then Java crashed? |
#307695* (?/38) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mcdonc> let loose the hounds of war
<Ergo^> "who let the dogs out" la la la....Comment: #repoze
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#307826* (?/26) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[09:31] <@Wug> lol
[09:31] <@Wug> I got a message on another network
[09:32] <@Wug> "nickserv help ghost"
[09:32] <@Wug> I don't think I am who you think I am |
#307858* (?/40) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ZzBomb> mmm i love taking a unix course.... on a unix machine. makes life easy..
<Moon_Doggy> until it murders your family
<ZzBomb> Why doesent he just say... Create the ugliest xterm possible by running this command.... "xterm -bg Wheat -fg Navy -sl 1000 -sb -geometry 80x32"
<ZzBomb> Moon_Doggy: O.o
<Moon_Doggy> beware of unix joe
<ZzBomb> unix joe!?
<Moon_Doggy> yes
<Moon_Doggy> when you fall asleep at your keyboard unix joe comes out of your usb ports and murders your family with a windowsME install disc
<[Screamo]> o.O |
#307902* (?/28) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Espious> ಠ_à²
<CF> The heck does that even represent?
<CF> I-have-twos-for-eyebrows-so-now-my-eyes-have-accents?
* e facepalms |
#307952* (?/30) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< alix> i <3 mlp :3
< CoJaBo> mlp?
< Amibot> MLP = Major League Porno
< CoJaBo> ...
< alix> o.o |
#308047* (?/24) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Obama> My fellow americans
<Obama> we shall not rest until we get all the drivers for our Evo's
<Shiggs|MB> haha
<Obama> we shall bomb Taiwan until our demands are met
<Obama> SEND IN THE FURRIES
* sturmen (~sturmen@unaffiliated/sturmen) has joined #htc-evo-3d
<Lord_Data> looks like you summoned one
<Shiggs|MB> heh |
#308066* (?/20) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<&BaKamann> * JBird: idle 59 min 43 seconds
<&BaKamann> jbird's been fapping for an hour now
<&Jan> ew
<&Jan> wait, birds can't fap
<&BaKamann> they can flap |
#308103* (?/22) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@DigDug> heidi klum in bodypaint [url to pic]
< Nier> trippy
< normod> yeah I heard people were mad at Heidi Klum for mixing colors
< normod> but I think it looks nice |
#308119* (?/34) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Maid> I just drank half a litier of 100 proof schotch
<Kris_Strife> ...
<Kris_Strife> It shows. |
#308220* (?/24) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Bananobot> Today is the expiration date of my milk
<Bananobot> LIVING ON THE EDGE
<UForgotten> salmonella cha cha cha |
#308237* (?/52) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CF> MY PUN WAS REALLY GOUDA
<CF> I'M REALLY "SHARP" TODAY
<CF> I'M THE PUN MUNSTER
<DocMaxwell> ...
<CF> WHY YOU SO BLEU, DOC?
<CF> I CHEDDER STOP THIS BEFORE IT GETS OUT OF HAND |
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