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< petiteghost> oh my gosh
< Jan|PI> oh your gosh
< whit> my gosh can kick your gosh's ass |
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< veryape> did you skype with him?
< Frostypants> No, chatroulette
< veryape> ok.. then we know the source of the problem :P
< Frostypants> it was very awkward to have a conversation with a face, not someone's genitals.
< Frostypants> we made it work, though. |
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< koshka> bokeh no pico
< koshka> the only hentai where the blurring is explained in the plot |
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<netfx> so was it america or the Us that wanted oil?
<doeoeod> think harder...
<netfx> wait
<netfx> shit |
#309587* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@yt> i did my sheets then didn't feel like putting the duvet cover back on my comforter
<@yt> so i been sleeping on like a fleece blanket from the living room for 2 days
<@yt> you ever felt struggle that real |
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<Solrax> Daddy sang bass, momma sang tenor
<Moon_Doggy> daddy sang soprano after momma found him with that other woman |
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<Steve_Restless> "Years of mario kart have prepared me for this moment" *picture of a GPS telling you to turn on Rainbow Road*
<Raiden> In the original, I actually finished that level playing with my feet
<Raiden> of course, I just drove off the edge trying to turn, and let the lakitu put me down facing the right direction
<Raiden> but still, finished the level with my feetComment: EsperNet
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<Umm> "When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." - Dom Helder Camara
<Ponce> stfu communist |
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(DarkoNeko) ...now that I think about it, in Code Geass, the world was divided by Zero
(DarkoNeko) *proud* |
#309725* (?/48) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<chchjesus> Pretty much
<lolimania> chchjesus_bot: say chchjesus_bot: say
<chchjesus_bot> chchjesus_bot: say
<chchjesus> lol
<luz> chchjesus_bot, test <reply> test
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<chchjesus> Oh god
<SICPBot> God won't help you.
<chchjesus> no
<chap> lol
<lolimania> oh my
<luz> SICPBot,, test <reply> test
<chchjesus> don't do it
<luz> SICPBot, test <reply> test
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<Shockk> wow
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<ing> oh boy
<chap> lol
<luz> SICPBot, ignore chchjesus_bot
<SICPBot> chchjesus_bot was a dick anyway.
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<cheesus> welp
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<chchjesus> that was just sillyComment: #/g/sicp on Rizon
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#309797* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Zerokyuuni> "got licked, had fun" is a starcraft thing?
awweaver licks Zerokyuuni
<awweaver> eww, salty
Zerokyuuni has fun |
#309852* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@jrvc> oh my god, I might have to kill this girl.
<@jrvc> I'm trying to explain what Skyrim is to her, and I called it "medieval GTA" (I know that's completely wrong, but I had to draw some kind of analogy)
< Rokke> use game of thrones
<@jrvc> She says she hates GTA (understandable), I say that I just mean that it's open-world, beyond that, they have nothing in common.
<@jrvc> She says, get this
<@jrvc> "Well I don't like sci fi shit"
<@jrvc> I say "Medieval does not equal sci-fi"
< Rokke> ...
<@jrvc> She just responds "same thing"
<@jrvc> I might just go down to whatever shitpile Bible-belt state she lives in
<@jrvc> and decapitate her
< Mondale> so you're probably screwed if you describe it as an rpg
< Werv> I recommend a knife
< Werv> Just a single poke
< Werv> Push it up into her diaphragm
< Werv> Twist
< Werv> Andscrape it against her tissues as you pull out the blade
<@jrvc> dude what the fuckComment: #fountainpens
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#309879* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Gouty_> and I've poured whisky on to my desk
<Maverick|MSG> get a straw
<Maverick|MSG> or make like a cat
<Gouty_> making like a cat
<Gouty_> yeah
<Gouty_> a new low
<Gouty_> sucking whisky from a mouse
<Maverick|MSG> gotta do what ya gotta do |
#309882* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Ohman> I dunno, I just had a vision of an office. "Hey where's Ohman?" "I dunno, did you check his cubicle?" I overheard around a corner and went to my cubicle and sat in my chair. As they enter I swivel around and say: ball so hard muthafuckas wanna find me |
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<Renb> sometimes it seems that way
<Renb> like damn are there a lot of trans people suddenly
<Xkeeper> see, the problem is
<Xkeeper> the first trans person licensed themselves under gpl
<Xkeeper> and E_JOKE_WRITES_SELF |
#309898* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
11:14 (@raster) THERE
11:14 (@raster) assigned bugs.. to everyone
11:15 (@raster) ARGH
11:15 (@raster) 3 new bugsComment: #e (freenode)
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< blueskin> vegans are the Arch users of the food world, if Arch sucked.
* blueskin ducks projectiles from two sides
< Logos01> blueskin: And since it does, they are |
#310004* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< MrWho> drinking every day doesn't make you an alcoholic, it makes you a pirate |
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<Lykkan> I'm always waking up to buttplugs
<Lykkan> like, wtf, trying to sleep here |
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< MrJones_> if you love creating an MMO, I don't mind
< MrJones_> but I'm not really interested
< wushin> Nah, I'm purely in it for the social aspect.
< wushin> I'm to lazy to join a cult, so joining a MMORPG was the only other obvious answer for me. :D |
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<NWH> Heh. There's a lot of debate on the Net over whether Annie, the Popeyes spokeswoman, is a racist caricature. How much do you wanna bet most of the complaints are generated by liberal White folks who have never eaten there?
<Taryn> probably
<Taryn> I love Black women. Why do most people hate them?
<NWH> I know, right? There are a lot of people who are up in arms about *any* depiction of Black people in fiction, even neutral or positive ones. A few years ago when Disney's "The Princess and the Frog" came out, many people disagreed with Tiana's design and motives, even though she was a different, more modern, more hard-working and independent kind of Disney Princess.
<Taryn> yes. It's ridiculous.
<NWH> As for Annie's portrayal on the commercials, I don't see her as a Mammy stereotype like so many others do. She's supposed to be a person who works there and is enthusiastic about the product. Nothing wrong with that.
<Taryn> yes
<NWH> Nothing more, nothing less.
<Taryn> hell, I never see these "Mammies" all the White people hate.
<NWH> So she has a Louisiana accent. Big deal. People are saying it's wrong to have a Louisiana accent?
<Taryn> yeah, really. For a chain from Louisiana. |
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<chchjesus> Anyway, is it a faux pas to ask an american if they're american because you recognised their accent?
<yetsturdy> no, americans don't have accents, chchjesus
<yetsturdy> YOU are the one with the accent
<chchjesus> yetsturdy: I think it depends on what country you're from relative to the country you're in
<chchjesus> If you're an American in NZ, you have an accent
<chchjesus> If you're a New Zealander in America, you have an accent
<chchjesus> etc
<yetsturdy> chchjesus, do you see the moon?
<chchjesus> yetsturdy: Not right now
<chchjesus> But I can at night when it isn't cloudy?
<yetsturdy> but you've seen it before, right?
<chchjesus> Sure
<yetsturdy> no matter where the moon is, it's still the moon, right?
<chchjesus> Oh ffs
<chchjesus> The moon is not dialogue lol
<chchjesus> And the moon is not among other moons that speak differently
<yetsturdy> no
<yetsturdy> but I mean
<yetsturdy> it's not a NZ moon just because you're looking at it in NZ
<yetsturdy> but
<yetsturdy> it DOES have an American flag on it
<yetsturdy> meaning that America owns it.
<chchjesus> 10/10Comment: #/g/sicp on Rizon
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#310185* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<oklopol> and then there's the slightly annoying one where suddenly, i start rolling forward and i can't stop
<oklopol> like i can be having some great sex dream or whatever and then suddenly "oh god not this again"
<oklopol> (i go "not this again" but not necessarily realize it's a dream) |
#310187* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ZOMGMODULES> I can trust elliott_ to have an opinion on anything and everything
<elliott_> Yes.
<elliott_> And the best thing is: it is the correct opinion. |
#310238* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<znf> I baked some chicken breast ^^
<Stanzilla> I want human female breast
<Semlar> that got dark fast
<Megalon> depends on the breast really |
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