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#311333* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
20:13 EmperorPyon tries coding a rune for utility purposes.
20:14 EmperorPyon the incantation fails and the rune blows up in his face
20:14 EmperorPyon why Magic doesnt exist #1
20:28 Quetzalrofl by that same logic, technology doesn't exist either
20:28 Quetzalrofl looks at exploding smartphone batteries |
#311353* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
CoffeePrismBlues: I have this question
CoffeePrismBlues: and I'm asking for a friend
CoffeePrismBlues: how do you hide your boner when talking to the girl you like? |
#311389* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Emmy: Physics doesn't make any sense anymore
Jeremy: Did it ever even make sense before?
Thanatos: As in, a physics class no longer makes sense, or you just witnessed a monopole molecule? |
#311392* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hppavilion1> You know, normal filesystems are woefully insufficient to properly organize a porn folder
<hppavilion1> Which is why I locally run an entire MediaWiki installation to have proper control over the sorting of media
hppavilion1> I'm sure people think that this is a joke
<hppavilion1> But no, I have XAMPP running locally. |
#311406* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Optical Disc: My parents just went to a Korean restaurant and asked the guy to not give them any rice because they're on a no carb diet
Optical Disc: I can't go out with these people
Zinon: Bruh...
Optical Disc: They took my rice too
Zinon: Why?!
Optical Disc: because I'm with them I guess
Zinon: That makes no damn sense
Optical Disc: I'm having eel over fucking lettuce because my parents are weird
Zinon: That's nasty..
Jeremy: Ew |
#311410* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
«~Fazer» we have nutella-topped pizzas here...
«~T2norway» wtf
«~T2norway» sweden are you on drugs
«~Fazer» dude
«~Fazer» when it comes to pizza
«~Fazer» WE LITERALLY ARE
«~T2norway» wow
«~T2norway» w o w . |
#311413* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[vahidarmy] how can i how cannnhow does this woks
[carbine] vahidarmy: Not like thatComment: com on SDF
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#311461* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
«~Lex» omg I've been using Microsoft Word all day and I JUST TRIED TO SAVE MY WORK ON IRC |
#311468* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AppAraat> this usb type a to type c bullshit is a *&^*&^#Q$(*& shitshow
* cheapie trims some parts out of that line
<cheapie> <AppAraat> usb type c is shit
<cheapie> Much better. |
#311566* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* lilly_the_kitty tweaks one of Binding_Angel's wings
<TungstenCarbide> that's not a wing.
<lilly_the_kitty> Who are you to say such?
<TungstenCarbide> I'm a professional wing identifier with a doctorate in wing identification. |
#311578* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pholtos> Have you seen that website, "Ted Cruz for Human President"?
<YelseyKing> That Ted Cruz is "human" is up for debate.
<StriderHLC> Remember the time he liked a porn tweet
<YelseyKing> omg
<StriderHLC> (fun fact: every single picture of ted cruz is hilarious under the headline "Ted Cruz liked a porn tweet") |
#311609* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<YelseyKing> We live in a society where one person has ruined things for everyone many, many, many times. And hell, they don't even have to be true incidents.
<YelseyKing> Like that poor hapless pizza place that was bullied out of existence because some morons looking for "lulz" decided to claim to other morons that there was an "elite pedophile ring" operating out of it. Connected to Oballaroros.
<YelseyKing> (Obama/Hillary/Soros. The evil trio behind every bad thing in this country. Allegedly.)
<YelseyKing> Also, the fake news sites seem obsessed with pedophilia, and are going the "DARE" approach with it. "It's absolutely everywhere! Everyone is doing it! Protect yourself and your children!"
<StriderHLC> That's part of how fake news operates; it's an accusation that people have an immediate visceral reaction to.
<YelseyKing> Point. Maximum outrage sells, and what's more outrageous than crimes against kids?
<StriderHLC> Yep.
<YelseyKing> The problem is, they're overmilking a dead cow.
<StriderHLC> That is an odd metaphor |
#66 (5/565) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<noppa> weed: (dont inhale and you will become the next president!!!!!) |
#192 (5/444) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Quan> they speak "texican" |
#223 (5/504) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[azn]> i am valid victorian |
#281 (5/473) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Joins: root (kode54@excellent.I.found.yourdads.cc) |
#282 (5/298) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hatter> I was over-circumsized
<Hatter> the law suit is still pending |
#430 (5/345) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jarvik7> wonder if they'll have a 'real life' type show, but with people in a rom channel |
#459 (5/315) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<panacea_> im going to the doctor tomorrow morning regarding my thumb
<Lordaerom> panacea_, so much fucking wanking |
#723 (5/305) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<thom> CTCP VERSION: DICKS 2.0 OS, 69 K OF FREE ASS SPACE
<cstone> ALLOCATING PRICKS
<rbw> AHLGUAHGLUHALGUHAGUHAGLUHAG I SEEM TO BE HAVING A BUFFER OVERFLOW PROBLEM HERE PEOPLE |
#762 (5/403) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
uuu join/#unix (Hes^GoT^LiNuX!root@vw-14185.kems.net)..
<Hes^GoT^LiNuX> I Have Linux Perl Can i Download Gnome??? |
#901 (5/435) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<McMoo> my penis is pretty gay
<McMoo> it can regularly be found in male anuses |
#1018 (5/195) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(SpAc3d) i hate when [movie groups] release shitty quality stuff like TS and Cam's
(SpAc3d) its a fuckin waste of space
(mistical) like Hannibal *upsidedown cam* *real* *subtitled* *in japanesse* |
#1260 (5/211) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<wormholes> Is it difficult to manage txt files like modify lines and copy rename and create new ones..with jsut std C libs?
<NoEscom> no, it's not difficult
<Noidea> yes it's difficult.
<Noidea> It's almost impossible.
<NoEscom> oh you mean MODIFY text files? on that case you have to download microsoft sql server |
#1330 (5/277) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(fub) I walked into a police station once to pick up some court papers, and I smoked a joint about 5 blocks away and I was was sitting in there for awhile and I looked down at my shoes and the roach was on the front tounge of my shoe ;/ |
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