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This quote has been fermenting for 13 years and has been voted on 26 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 49.4% chance of being approved.

#307438* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<Eri> Man, why does my internet suck so much ass, this week?
<Eri> Like, it was good last week
<Eri> How will I watch live-streaming donkeysex tonight if my internet is this slow?
<[ka]killer> you should already have backup donkeysex downloaded to your hard drive
<Eri> I don't download donkeysex because then the police will take my computer away and then I won't be able to watch any donkeysex
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