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#310339* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Chinese_xym5366> after i learn English, i feel that C++ is too easy. |
#310346* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< PhilippeW> At last trying valgrind ntfsinfo -m /dev/sda5
< PhilippeW> does not give any problem (and has not destroyed my hard disk) |
#310393* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kovensky> after 5 years of having my niconico account I finally noticed I typoed my nickname |
#310402* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< yaitskov> I've got 0.12 build compiler says ptr::null_mut is not found but there is mut_null. But doc says it's deprecated.
< eddyb> yaitskov: your compiler is not new enough
< yaitskov> I've got the nightly build from Rust home page. Then How to get fresher?
< eddyb> yaitskov: it's nightly and the change is too new... can you run rustc -v anyways?
< yaitskov> rustc 0.12.0-pre-nightly (79a5448f4 2014-09-13 20:36:02 +0000)
< eddyb> yaitskov: that is almost a week old
< eddyb> yaitskov: have you used rustup? what OS are you on?
< yaitskov> ubuntu 13
< yaitskov> I haven't used it.
< eddyb> hmm, I thought the linux ones were slightly newer
< eddyb> yaitskov: so how did you get Rust without using rustup?
< yaitskov> I downloaded https://static.rust-lang.org/dist/rust-nightly-x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu.tar.gz and unpacked and started some bash script.
< eddyb> yaitskov: today?
< yaitskov> a week ago
< o11c> that explains why it's a week old then
< o11c> rust changes *very* rapidly, that's like a year in usual terms |
#310443* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
hase4> i may or may not be decompiling the odbc driver, you can prove nothing >_>
<Sanchal> Can't prove what now? I didn't hear anything.
<Phase4> i may or may not have just managed to bypass the registration check by changing 5 'jnz' to 'jz <_<
<Sanchal> May or may not have managed to do what now? Chip bags make a whole lot of noise. |
#310445* (?/68) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jm2c> no means yes
<Arvin_Larn> And yes means yes, I presume?
<Hydrate> no |
#310446* (?/46) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
You: hi
You: what is your name
Stranger: 18 m, hypothetically, what would i have to do to live with you rent free?
You: kill my landlord. |
#310447* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zybl0re> AI can't appreciate the subtle, sophisticated humour of goatse |
#310486* (?/10) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Tourres> sex on the roof of the car
<+Tourres> while doing 100 mph
<+Tourres> no driver
<@wervenyt> That sounds profoundly unsexy
< cellardoor04> that's called a driving ms. daisy
<+Tourres> what if the car was wearing lingerie
<@wervenyt> Well that changes everything, Tourres |
#310487* (?/14) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Eiffel> My brother likes sports. What should I get him for Jewsmas?
<@PokemonTrainer> a dildo
<Eiffel> Great idea.
<@PokemonTrainer> it's about the same thing as rooting for a toronto team
<@PokemonTrainer> you're just fucking yourself in the ass |
#310720* (?/4) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@swight> job cuts were announced locally, I guess everyone in the building went to google to check the news, google is now asking random people to prove they aren't a robot
<@swight> all 3 buildings are a single IP to the outside world
<@swight> I'd guess about 4000 computers |
#310723* (?/4) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<_Aur|lap_> FUCK I hate curves
<ShaneC> hey hey
<ShaneC> real games have curves
<MattTS_> no comment :)
<_Aur|lap_> I hate doing any code with them
<_Aur|lap_> but.. I still need to
<_Aur|lap_> so I'll just further lose sanity and truck on
<ShaneC> sanity is overrated
<graphitem> _Aur|lap_, solution, art direction involving 45 and 90 degree angles only
<graphitem> 45 and 90 are like the ascii of angles
<graphitem> all those other angles are unicode.
<nimitz> haha
<_Aur|lap_> lolComment: game development
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#310834* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DML> I just got out of dealing with a furry separatist on e-mail, and that's why it's peeving me
<Lots42> I fear to ask what seperatist means in this context
<rJak> Shaved. |
#310851* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tieboy> how's things, agent? Kid all growed up yet?
<Agent_Orange> yup. he's sleeping outside now that the weather's good, and the dog's don't hardly bother him none at all
<tieboy> Did you ever have the impulse to sell him on the black market? Be honest.
<Agent_Orange> sell him? no, no no.
<Agent_Orange> lock him in a box for a few hours so I can get a break, sure. |
#310858* (?/8) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<spinn> blind date is /really/ tough to watch
<DML> spinn: Blind date?
<DML> Yah, that's a pain
<DML> But I'm drawn to it, somehow... I mean, I'm fascinated that people can give such a damn about other peoples' non-relationships
<DML> Idiots, looking at peoples' cheap facades and an announcer trying to cutely unveil them in the shallowest way possible
<DML> But, in reality, he's reinforcing the facade, and the bourgeois concept of the "date"... where would we know what a date should be like if it weren't for television?
<spinn> I like the pretty dresses the girls wear |
#310984* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DragnFly> Whats the difference between Justin Bieber, and an almond joy candy bar?
<DragnFly> Almond joy has nuts ;) |
#310997* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<flacs_webchat> "why do we have sse2 optimizations when the generic code is pretty much the same speed? oh, the benchmark was running the sse2 code twice..."
<flacs_webchat> me, 3 minutes ago ^ |
#311001* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ceren> reading esr's man-power writings makes me genuinely queasy
<ceren> it's like if ron jeremy had a small dick, autism, and anger problems, and thought he was smarter than 99.999% of humans |
#311029* (?/16) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Konradinmarburg]: i would watch a kotor 2 movie but how many people would see a star wars movie that was just an old woman lying to the audience for two hours
[Najemik]: i'm sure there's a market for a margaret thatcher biopicComment: SWTOR guildchat
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#311059* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<iceiceice> vultraz, i know someone who got rid of his phone, and tells me that he only talks "via text" now
<iceiceice> his entire house has an irc channel on which everyone talks
<vultraz> iceiceice: what??
<iceiceice> he lives in SF
<iceiceice> i was like "man can't i just call you"
<iceiceice> and he like, no, please just come to the channel |
#311068* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Guest96739> Hello
<Guest96739> It's me
<jmrsplat> oh the ever so famous Guest96739
<jmrsplat> we hardly knew ye |
#311095* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jaded`> SUSHI PIZZA IS WRONG. INCORRECT. INVALID. UNORTHODOX. OFFENSIVE. IMMORAL. |
#311132 (4/50) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<l0de> I've done that before. I made a script that cycled through
<l0de> 8==D ( )
<l0de> 8(=)
<l0de> while listening to Björk. But it was probably the lowest point in my life. |
#311277* (?/18) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Fyhlen | I'll be there for the American Vacuum Society annual meeting.
+Ghostdivision | ... that doesn't sound fun at all
&Kota | wow
&Kota | that sounds like it'll suck
+RhekarPhone | it sounds like it'd suck |
#311312* (?/10) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
fHiL: i guess i was lucky enough to be born
fHiL: anything past that is just extra shit |
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