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This quote has been fermenting for 14 years and has been voted on 52 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 48% chance of being approved.

#307064* (?/52) ⚐Flag
CombustibleLemons has been listening to LemonRant on a loop for hours
CombustibleLemons: I WILL PUNCH LIFE'S MANAGER IN THE FUCKING FACE
CombustibleLemons: WITH LEMONS
CombustibleLemons: HIS FACE WILL BE INSIDE OUT
CombustibleLemons: IT WILL BE A ONE DIMENSIONAL MANIFOLD EMBEDDED IN THREE DIMENSIONAL SPACE
CombustibleLemons: IT WILL NOT EXIST
CombustibleLemons: AND THEN I WILL BOMBARD IT WITH LEMONS
CombustibleLemons: NOT LIMES
CombustibleLemons: LIMES ARE FOR FUCKING RETARDS
CombustibleLemons: THE LEMONS WILL EXPLODE IN THEIR FACES
CombustibleLemons: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM
CombustibleLemons: I'M THE MAN WHO'S GOING TO BURN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE DOWN
CombustibleLemons: BURN
CombustibleLemons: WITH NAPALM
CombustibleLemons: BUUUUUUUUUUUURN
CombustibleLemons: BUUUUUUUUUUUURN
CombustibleLemons: FIRE AND FLAMES
CombustibleLemons: WITH A FUCKING GRENADE LAUNCHER
CombustibleLemons: FILLED WITH LEMONS
CombustibleLemons: THAT ARE COMBUSTIBLE
CombustibleLemons: AND YOU WILL BE STANDING THERE
CombustibleLemons: SAYING TO YOURSELF
CombustibleLemons: WOW THAT GUY REALLY HAS A HANDLE ON LIFE
CombustibleLemons: HE CAN SIMULTANEOUSLY KEEP A HOUSE AND BURN OTHER PEOPLE'S HOUSES DOWN
CombustibleLemons: I'm done with that monologue
GravePony: when does my little pony airComment: #pony on WyldRyde
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