QDB: Quote #306757
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This quote has been fermenting for 14 years and has been voted on 40 times.
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<Brunius> New item to search for - stuff that makes people perpetually flat-footed
<Ballig> that would make you completely unbalanced
<Brunius> Yeah, and?
<Ballig> someone who is flat-footed doesn't get their dexterity modifier to AC, can be sneak attacked, and (depending on how they are 'flat-footed') can only take a movement action
<Ballig> so why would you think any item exists that can do that
<Brunius> I didn't say it would be cheap
<Ballig> why would it exist
<Ballig> at all
<Brunius> Even 5/day would be nice
<Ballig> thta's like saying "New item to search for - stuff that kills everything in a 10 mile radius, usable six hundred times a day"
<Ballig> there's no reason for it to ever exist
<Brunius> Greater fireball?
<Brunius> I've heard that's pretty powerful
<Ballig> does it kill everytihng in a 10 mile radius
<Ballig> does it make people flat-footed
<Ballig> does it make rainbows shine out of your ass
<Brunius> If I'm nyan cat
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