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( Mousey ) he eats almost as much food as a human
( Mousey ) i guess i'll have to have his balls cut off :(
( Mousey ) he's not cute enough when he's this skinny
(@jynxdaddy ) ;o
( Zyn ) its because cats have a supernatural ability, see
( Zyn ) they have the power to conjure a vortex through space and time in their belly
( Zyn ) so whatever you give him, is instantly transported to the other side of the galaxy for storage
( Zyn ) the only reason you see cats poop when they are kittens is cause they can't control the interstellar space flow so some food slips down into their digestive system
( Zyn ) as adults, you let them outside and they cleverly disguise or mime their pooping to fool you
( Zyn ) I know this, I'm an expert on cats
( Zyn ) and that cats have nine lives ... well, it's cause each cats personal storage hidden beyond the stars are preinstalled with cat spare parts, which are quickly transported back to them and through the blood system whenever a cat gets hurt
( Mousey ) well that explains alot
( Zyn ) of course these parts doesn't last forever |