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#302517* (?/18) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<B-Rad> Do a barrel roll!
* barrel rolls |
#302526* (?/18) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Balls_Deep> DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDRUNK
<Balls_Deep> as fuck
<Balls_Deep> so this is pretty much my social time, until i pass out in a haze
<Balls_Deep> 'sup ppl
<Balls_Deep> GJ MOTHERFUCKERS
<Balls_Deep> NOW I HAVE TO GO HANDSLAM IT AFTER MY ROOMMATE PASSES OUT AND CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP
<Balls_Deep> .
<Balls_Deep> pass out, roommate. |
#302529* (?/10) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<EFG> I hate public schools.
<EFG> You know those sign in things where it's the first letter of your first name and then your last?
<Sahz> Mmhmm
<EFG> Apparently, we don't use the first letter of our last name for our test shit..
<Sahz> Uh-oh...
<EFG> So Nate Liger would give me a sign in name of niger. |
#302542* (?/22) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
"I am just like 99% of my friends in France, who say on their résumé they can speak fluent English. In reality, they can't even count up to three." Greg AkcelrodComment: from wall street journal
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#302550* (?/24) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
schmichael>!8 is it beer o'clock?
[3:57pm] <pmxbot>
Would you like fries with that?
[3:57pm] <schmichael>
yes
[3:57pm] <schmichael>
!8 is it beer o'clock?
[3:57pm] <pmxbot>
Doubt it.
[3:57pm] <schmichael>
!8 what about now?
[3:57pm] <pmxbot>
Highly unlikely.
[3:58pm] <schmichael>
gr
[3:58pm] <mtrichardson>
!8 It's beer o'clock.
[3:58pm] <pmxbot>
My reply is no. |
#302552* (?/18) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Tristan: Jesus, I'm never going to give you up; never going to let you down.
Tristan: I swear by the almighty that I will never run around and desert you.
Tristan: I will never make you cry, or say goodbye,
Tristan: Nor will I run around and hurt you,
Tristan: In Jesus' name,
Tristan: Amen. |
#302561* (?/16) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Received a CTCP TIME from taiyal
<LHoT10820> taiyal: That's dirty, you know.
<taiyal> you know you like it
* Received a CTCP OH_YEAH_TAKE_IT_TAKE_ALL_MY_CTCPS from taiyal |
#302562* (?/20) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Aleka watches Sarbiton and Maria_Estes making out.
* Sarbiton brought Maria back. And makes out with Aleka for the sake of it.
* Sarbiton wonders why he can't just make out with people these days without them noticing right away.
<Aleka> Sarbiton, if you can't notice you're being made out with, you're super-duper slow or... probably dead.
<Sarbiton> Aleka; I made out with you.
* Aleka also nibbles on Inverna's nerd shorts... and what-what-what-what now?! O_O
* Sarbiton did and points to the post. Aleka's super duper slow or dead then.
* Aleka sulks... and her player facedesks.
* Sarbiton makes out with Aleka some more to cheer her up.
* Aleka breaths on Sarb's face as she does, but her player needs to go and drink some mouthwash ._. Yes, 'drink'. |
#302572* (?/18) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
nenolod >> 80 domains: 2 running, 7 blocked, 0 paused, 0 crashed, 0 dying, 0 shutdown
nenolod >> .
Aerdan >> someone failed at math.
b4 >> that makes 7
b4 >> err
b4 >> 10
b4 >> not 80
Namegduf >> No, 7+2 is 9.Comment: irc.staticbox.net #systeminplace
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#302600* (?/12) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Firespitter> The fabric of the internet is made out of porn with pretty pictures painted over it
<Firespitter> sometimes the paint falls off
<Firespitter> and by sometimes I mean usually
<RaspberryCommie> We all licked it off.
<RaspberryCommie> Lead paint is delicious.Comment: #adeptusevangelion
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#302608* (?/18) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<steveb> hah - "FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition.....£200 or best offer. No longer needed; got married last month. Wife knows f#%#%#g everything!!!" |
#302617* (?/14) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lawwy> dude i was reading PC magazine
<Lawwy> and for the first time i've seen they FINNALY said something about wii hacking
<Bluedemon> Wait
<Bluedemon> Wait
<Bluedemon> You can read?
<Lawwy> no
<Lawwy> my tape reader said it :D |
#302618* (?/14) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Justice> I'm only 4'9", every cock is basically huge to meComment: perfect woman rite #marimite
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#302619* (?/12) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ZenthForbias> This girl just asked me "How old are you?" I go "Old enough for you to send me to jail."
* ZenthForbias is now known as ZenthNOTHEREForbias
<+Kuroi_Mato> FBI at his door
<ZenthNOTHEREForbias> HA
<ZenthNOTHEREForbias> SHIT
<ZenthNOTHEREForbias> BLACK VAN
<ZenthNOTHEREForbias> RUNNING TIME |
#302636* (?/24) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-!- nina [~nina@c-98-247-121-77.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has joined #2600
-!- mode/#2600 [+v nina] by code
<+nina> for some reason i keep dropping
<+psypete> whats that damn vuln called
<+nina> missed what you said
<@ohmondieu> 22:45 -!- nina [~nina@c-98-247-121-77.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has quit []
<%krys> girls are dumb
-!- nina [~nina@c-98-247-121-77.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has quit [Write error: connection closed]
-!- lindsay [~lindsay@static-72-93-100-226.bstnma.fios.verizon.net] has quit [Read error: Operation timed out] |
#302656* (?/16) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cs^> [MG] the crisis was horrible, but the financial industry should have at least learned something
<RaccoonDeadpool> ...
<RaccoonDeadpool> This is America
<RaccoonDeadpool> we don't learn here
<RaccoonDeadpool> Ever
[16:01] <RaccoonDeadpool> Anywhere
[16:01] <RaccoonDeadpool> even in school |
#302686* (?/10) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<csdthegreat> It's times like this when I wish I could time travel, teleport, and use my butt as a giant turd cannon |
#302688* (?/24) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: So I hear you can use twinkies in place of tampons
You: Is this true?
Stranger: probably, yeah.
Stranger: you'd have to be pretty loose to fit a twinkie up there.
Stranger: but I'm sure it could happen.
You: awesome
You: should I try it?
Stranger: yeah, go for the gusto.
You: cool
You: bbl
You have disconnected.Comment: Trolling on Omegle
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#302698* (?/18) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Trip: if i ever have to fix an old persons computer im going to try to convince them thier computer is running low on 1s for its binary |
#302702* (?/20) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sandman> back!
<Skull> front
<KGB> houston, we have a mantrain! |
#302710* (?/14) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hunter> Can we just say I won idleRPG, Corey?
<Hunter> Better yet, let's just end it 4 days early.
<Corey> 4 days early?
<Hunter> June 1st was the end, wasn't it?
<Corey> yeah
<Hunter> 4 days from June 1st is today.
<Allen> it's not May yet
<Corey> .
<Hunter> wait
<Corey> epic
<Corey> fail |
#302718* (?/14) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hadley> i downloaded a copy of papyrus so the fonts in avatar would look right :O
<keb> >:C
<Hadley> :3
<Hadley> but it seems so antique and hand-crafted!
<Hadley> I MUST USE IT EVERYWHERE
-*- keb twitches
<-> Keb is now known as kebtaur
<kebtaur> That makes me rage so hard I spontaneously grew another set of limbs, Hadley |
#302732* (?/12) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
***Mike found his tic-tac-toe game :D
Tristan: hehe
Mike: ... apparently i made a badly drawn cat face shape appear around the board on ties
Mike: HAHAHA
Mike: I WROTE THE CODE FOR YOUR BRAIN
Mike: YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME
[...]
Mike: aw crap
Mike: i fail
Mike: it defeated me. :( |
#302734* (?/12) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Goombario: questions with obvious answers do not exist in this dojo!
Warfreak2: don't they?
Goombario: hmm...now that is a good question...Comment: KGS
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#302740* (?/26) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*Clarissa* you like blondes or brunettes or redheads?
*Katiebot* redheads
*Clarissa* awesome
*Clarissa* what a coincidence
*Katiebot* why?
*Clarissa* you like girls or boys?
*Katiebot* boys
*Clarissa* another coincidence
* Clarissa is a boy
*Katiebot* you are??
*Clarissa* yes
*Katiebot* why are you Clarissa then?
*Clarissa* because i wasnt always a boy
*Katiebot* but I want to collect you, if you really are a redhead
*Clarissa* i live in los angeles, you?
*Katiebot* UtahComment: in a pm on irc.mugglenet.com
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